Originally Posted by BulldogCafe

cliffs?

Piss, 6 mile walk, old guys, tattoo shop, lost phone, random front yard, IHOP, dignity, success.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Piss, 6 mile walk, old guys, tattoo shop, lost phone, random front yard, IHOP, dignity, success.

I think we're the same age. Where the fuck did I go wrong? Livin the dream enjoy it

I didnt see any mention on fb of any new characters added to the drama last night. Im waiting for The Whopper.

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at this point, localface and his AC dreams are winning over the Jbone Sweetness thread...smh, updates, juice, shenanigens..

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Piss, 6 mile walk, old guys, tattoo shop, lost phone, random front yard, IHOP, dignity, success.

Need a better update than this!

 

Originally Posted by chs3rd

Need a better update than this!

My bad. Forgot I made that half ass comment when I got home and forgot to update this. Nothing too crazy, but it was definitely an adventure.

So basically me and sweetness get down to the bar to start pregaming and watch the Sixers blow that game. Mrs Robinson and thereraise meet us out and our normal drinking begins. After the game is over, we switch it up and go to another bar. This is when shots start flowing. Did some shots with some drunk hoe (not sure what happened with her), then next thing i know im doing shots with the two drunk 50 year old dudes.

Things start getting fuzzy and I remember these guys were talking about getting tattoos. I was being an instigator and talking shit and calling these guys pussies. So then next thing i know, im following these guys to the tattoo parlor to see if they were really going to do it.

First old guy takes his shirt off, and starts getting his tattoo. No clue what it was, but thats when I realized I better leave before I got talk ed into it, or before then kidnapped me and raped me all weekend and I was going to be forced to put sweetness' new training to good use.


For some reason I had this pic in my phone lol.

Last thing I remember is leaving the tattoo place, and thats when the lights went out. This was about 11pm or so. Next thing I remember, Im sitting on the steps of this little store place next to an IHOP.


This is when the shitty part starts. At this point I realize I lost my phone, and I had peed on myself once again. Thats when I put my tail between my legs and start walking home (roughly a 6 mile walk). I managed to get 3 cabs to stop, but they either didnt take credit cards, or told me they werent driving that far. I stopped in a 7-eleven to get some hot chocolate and some food while looking like a train wreck. Some old dude attempt to help me by letting me use his phone, but I didnt know any numbers, so that was pointless. This is when I realized it was about 5:30am. An hour and a half later, I made it home. Oh yea, 4 miles of that walk is straight up hill. It was the fucking worst.

Get home, clean myself, then locate my phone. Steal sweetness' car, then head back down. It was blocks away from where I was sleeping and where we were drinking. No clue how it got there, but it was in the front yard of a random house.



Phone had died right before I got there, so I can even believe I found it since it said it was in the yard of the house next door.

A is where we were drinking, B is where my phone was, and C was where I slept. I live 6 miles in the other direction. Im thinking I may have taken a nap in the front yard first. No clue.


End up the day, I didnt get a tattoo, and I found my phone. Just another story to add to the vault.

lol nah, it was a pretty good write up, even if it didn't have many exciting details.

 

Originally Posted by JPitt09

lol nah, it was a pretty good write up, even if it didn't have many exciting details.

Agree. If this thread didnt exist, and I didnt make that 7am comment while I was hating life, I would have never even bothered posting that story. Completely not threadworthy imo, but i figured I would give an update since people asked... regardless of how boring it is.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Goes to do Wash





Passes out next door

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Completely not threadworthy imo, but i figured I would give an update since people asked... regardless of how boring it is.

a 6-mile walk covered in pee is ALWAYS threadworthy. Please tell me like you were completely soiled at least past the knee.

 

Originally Posted by Neeek

a 6-mile walk covered in pee is ALWAYS threadworthy. Please tell me like you were completely soiled at least past the knee.

I was wearing shorts. By the way the wetness was on me, Im assuming I did this while sitting up and sleeping. The majority of my ass was soaked and you could see a strip of wetness like 4-5 inches wide down the front of the fly area.

I wish I knew how bad I looked in the 7-eleven. I mean, the people had to see it right?

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

No, not at all. Will wait for the DVD release. haha Yeah they always have early viewings or cheap new movies on base and i have never went. The theaters are so old without stadium seating, so i would never go, would rather pay the 10 bucks to watch it in a better theater.

lol hell yeah. i'd gladly pay to watch a movie rather than have everybody in the theater clapping and yelling hooyah over anything mildly exciting or funny.