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Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Slight update.
Also, I forgot to tell you guys. When we went out to pick him up a new monitor, he did one of the dumber things Ive seen a person do. While we were looking at the display monitors, he finally decides on one, and he was like, "okay, ill get this one." then he picks up the fucking display monitor that is currently on and plugged in and was about to walk away with it. Im pretty sure if i didnt quickly step in, he would have caused a complete fucking mess. Im hoping it was just a brain fart, but I was completely speechless lol.
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Sweetness777
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Well.. At least I don't piss myself. Anybody coulda went to the dinner it was some coaches dinner. You pay 75 bones but you get to chat it up with kiffin, k oneill, j robinson. A couple players were there. One defensive back that is pretty good juwann something and Dedmond from ball who is 7 ft tall. I just eat shit like that up though. I ask all kinds of shit so was worth it for me. Dinner was bomb and was included. Oh well that just means I can't afford Chelle tonight.
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goofy2485
This thread sucks.
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I can just picture Jay watching Sweetness for like 30 seconds before he says WTF?
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Joined: Nov 07May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 6:05am) in reply to goofy2485
I did the same thing with a treadmill, sick brag I know:) Going to miss this show once Jaybone leaves.
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Sweetness777
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Joined: May 05May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 6:36am) in reply to stackinsideways
im gonna be sad panda when he leaves. he just tought me how to make pizza in the toaster oven.. and hes gonna help me make some chicken concoction tomorrow for my anniversary in a couple months. im not gonna miss how demoralizing it is to go to work for a full day and then come home all excited to have a play date and he is just getting up for the day..
Edited By: Sweetness777 May 18th, 2012 at 06:39 AM
second i thought if you chose to take stuff off the display then you get it cheaper. i still dont think or understand why he looked at me wierd and how thats not normal.
if you wanna see him look at me crazy, its usually when i drive to Pacific Beach.. everything is parrallel parking there, and i dont understand how to do it.. so i usually stop traffic cause i have to pull in way diagonal, but even then it doesnt work. then he abuses me until i leave the space, drive a block down to a restuarant so we can switch seats, and then he goes and parks for me.. what a peach -
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Sick brag about getting close enough to Douchebag to sprinkle rat poison in his saladOriginally Posted by Sweetness777
Well.. At least I don't piss myself. Anybody coulda went to the dinner it was some coaches dinner. You pay 75 bones but you get to chat it up with kiffin, k oneill, j robinson. A couple players were there. One defensive back that is pretty good juwann something and Dedmond from ball who is 7 ft tall. I just eat shit like that up though. I ask all kinds of shit so was worth it for me. Dinner was bomb and was included. Oh well that just means I can't afford Chelle tonight.
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Joined: Jul 06May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 3:38pm) in reply to stackinsideways
I win for asshole of the day.
Sweets lets me take his car when I want to go fuck my fattys. Well last night I go bang bacon and I had my alarm set for 5:30am, like I always do.
Well I fell asleep on my phone and didnt wake up till about 6:55ish. I got my ass dressed (just realized i left shit there so now i have to see her again), and I got out the house at 7:00. I made it home at 7:15. This is normally a 25 minute drive. Not only was I the biggest asshole driving on the highway this morning, going 90+ the entire way weaving in and out of traffic like a dickhead, but I may have made him late for work.
The look he gave me when I finally got home could have killed a small african village,
Just hoping he made it to work on time and I dont get the cold shoulder from my boo tonight when we go to the Padres/Angels game.
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damn, I assumed when I saw you post ITT this early that you were likely hammered
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The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.
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Joined: Jul 06May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 3:56pm) in reply to sean614
lol. Yea, I fucking left my hoodie there.
I woke up cause of the sun i think and immediately yelled "FUCK!" really loud. Her crazy dad heard me but I didnt give a fuck. She was sucking my dick as I was trying to get dressed and I had to yell at her too. Ran out the door past crazy pops. I hope he heard me railing his daughter a few hours earlier, and i hope he smacked her in the face for being a whore when I left.Originally Posted by sean614
The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.
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dear sweetness and jaybone,
we need to hang out
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sweetness and jaybone remind me of snooki and deena
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and sadly I'd rather sleep with sweetness and jayboneOriginally Posted by jolvlomma
sweetness and jaybone remind me of snooki and deena
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Joined: Feb 06May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 5:45pm) in reply to Realbigfish4
She lives with her dad?
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Fwiw, they have dicks and that would make you gay if you did that.
Originally Posted by Realbigfish4
and sadly I'd rather sleep with sweetness and jaybone
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Joined: Dec 05May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 5:48pm) in reply to Hateflops
Even if they taped them to their stomachs?Originally Posted by Hateflops
Fwiw, they have dicks and that would make you gay if you did that.
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Well if you guys would engage in anything considered romantic or touching, I believe yes that is still gay.
Originally Posted by Realbigfish4
Even if they taped them to their stomachs?
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jaybone just called jr bacon his "boo"...im not friends with him on FB, but assume its "facebook official" nowOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
I win for asshole of the day.
Sweets lets me take his car when I want to go fuck my fattys. Well last night I go bang bacon and I had my alarm set for 5:30am, like I always do.
Well I fell asleep on my phone and didnt wake up till about 6:55ish. I got my ass dressed (just realized i left shit there so now i have to see her again), and I got out the house at 7:00. I made it home at 7:15. This is normally a 25 minute drive. Not only was I the biggest asshole driving on the highway this morning, going 90+ the entire way weaving in and out of traffic like a dickhead, but I may have made him late for work.
The look he gave me when I finally got home could have killed a small african village,
Just hoping he made it to work on time and I dont get the cold shoulder from my boo tonight when we go to the Padres/Angels game.
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boo is a term that is derived from the French word "beau" meaning beautiful. In 18th century England it meant an admirer, usually male. It made it's way into Afro-Caribean language perhaps through the French colonisation of some Caribean islands.
Now meaning girl or boyfriend
"this is what I'm saying boo, it's all about you"
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Joined: Jan 07May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 6:19pm) in reply to tamayo85
Ur an idiot boo was meant for sweetnessOriginally Posted by tamayo85
jaybone just called jr bacon his "boo"...im not friends with him on FB, but assume its "facebook official" now
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Joined: Oct 07May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 6:27pm) in reply to sean614
qft. somehow always on like a big test day or something i manage to do this. I overslept for 3 or 4 tests in the last year. One i hauled ass and took a 75 min test in 30 and got an A, woot. the other ones were all for the same class and my teacher was cool as fuck and I had just had a baby so I had an excuse for being tired as fuck and she let me make em all up. Seriously tho, worst feeling ever, youre just like O FUUUUUUUUUUCK and you never get dressed faster in your life.Originally Posted by sean614
The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.
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Joined: Dec 05May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 6:35pm) in reply to Hateflops
At least Obama would be ok with it... I thinkOriginally Posted by Hateflops
Well if you guys would engage in anything considered romantic or touching, I believe yes that is still gay.
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Joined: Jul 06May 18th, 2012 (5/18/2012 7:35pm) in reply to tamayo85
I was refering to sweetness as my boo.Originally Posted by tamayo85
jaybone just called jr bacon his "boo"...im not friends with him on FB, but assume its "facebook official" now
He likes it.
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Sweetness text me last night about going to the game but said it was Saturday. You know what the deal is?Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Just hoping he made it to work on time and I dont get the cold shoulder from my boo tonight when we go to the Padres/Angels game.
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