Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Slight update.


Also, I forgot to tell you guys. When we went out to pick him up a new monitor, he did one of the dumber things Ive seen a person do. While we were looking at the display monitors, he finally decides on one, and he was like, "okay, ill get this one." then he picks up the fucking display monitor that is currently on and plugged in and was about to walk away with it. Im pretty sure if i didnt quickly step in, he would have caused a complete fucking mess. Im hoping it was just a brain fart, but I was completely speechless lol.

dude... dude... yes

Well.. At least I don't piss myself. Anybody coulda went to the dinner it was some coaches dinner. You pay 75 bones but you get to chat it up with kiffin, k oneill, j robinson. A couple players were there. One defensive back that is pretty good juwann something and Dedmond from ball who is 7 ft tall. I just eat shit like that up though. I ask all kinds of shit so was worth it for me. Dinner was bomb and was included. Oh well that just means I can't afford Chelle tonight.

I did the same thing with a treadmill, sick brag I know:) Going to miss this show once Jaybone leaves.

im gonna be sad panda when he leaves. he just tought me how to make pizza in the toaster oven.. and hes gonna help me make some chicken concoction tomorrow for my anniversary in a couple months. im not gonna miss how demoralizing it is to go to work for a full day and then come home all excited to have a play date and he is just getting up for the day..

second i thought if you chose to take stuff off the display then you get it cheaper. i still dont think or understand why he looked at me wierd and how thats not normal.

if you wanna see him look at me crazy, its usually when i drive to Pacific Beach.. everything is parrallel parking there, and i dont understand how to do it.. so i usually stop traffic cause i have to pull in way diagonal, but even then it doesnt work. then he abuses me until i leave the space, drive a block down to a restuarant so we can switch seats, and then he goes and parks for me.. what a peach

 

Originally Posted by Sweetness777

second i thought if you chose to take stuff off the display then you get it cheaper. i still dont think or understand why he looked at me wierd and how thats not normal.

this is what happens to the brown people who dont win the spelling bee

damn, I assumed when I saw you post ITT this early that you were likely hammered

DISAPPOINT

You "accidentally" left something there?

lol. Yea, I fucking left my hoodie there.

 

Originally Posted by sean614

The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.

I woke up cause of the sun i think and immediately yelled "FUCK!" really loud. Her crazy dad heard me but I didnt give a fuck. She was sucking my dick as I was trying to get dressed and I had to yell at her too. Ran out the door past crazy pops. I hope he heard me railing his daughter a few hours earlier, and i hope he smacked her in the face for being a whore when I left.

Worst feeling ever.

 

Originally Posted by coolhandkev

You "accidentally" left something there?

wp sir.lol

 

Originally Posted by jolvlomma

sweetness and jaybone remind me of snooki and deena

and sadly I'd rather sleep with sweetness and jaybone

 

Originally Posted by Realbigfish4

and sadly I'd rather sleep with sweetness and jaybone

Fwiw, they have dicks and that would make you gay if you did that.

 

Originally Posted by Realbigfish4

Even if they taped them to their stomachs?

Well if you guys would engage in anything considered romantic or touching, I believe yes that is still gay.

boo is a term that is derived from the French word "beau" meaning beautiful. In 18th century England it meant an admirer, usually male. It made it's way into Afro-Caribean language perhaps through the French colonisation of some Caribean islands.

Now meaning girl or boyfriend
"this is what I'm saying boo, it's all about you"

LOL

 

Originally Posted by sean614

The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.

qft. somehow always on like a big test day or something i manage to do this. I overslept for 3 or 4 tests in the last year. One i hauled ass and took a 75 min test in 30 and got an A, woot. the other ones were all for the same class and my teacher was cool as fuck and I had just had a baby so I had an excuse for being tired as fuck and she let me make em all up. Seriously tho, worst feeling ever, youre just like O FUUUUUUUUUUCK and you never get dressed faster in your life.

 

Originally Posted by tamayo85

jaybone just called jr bacon his "boo"...im not friends with him on FB, but assume its "facebook official" now

I was refering to sweetness as my boo.

He likes it.

<3