Originally Posted by Z-Fresh

Sweetness text me last night about going to the game but said it was Saturday. You know what the deal is?

We already have tickets for tonight, and I think we are trying to go again tomorrow.

I think thats the plan.

Sweet. Whats the place? Does it have decent price drinks normally? Cause i think were gonna try and get down there early today to watch the Sixers game first.

 

Originally Posted by sean614

The minute you wake up and realize you are already late for something and someone is counting on you is an aboslutely HORRIBLE feeling.

It instantly wakes you up and you are at max speed.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Since localface sucks at life, i feel like we should get this going again. Tonight we say two grown humans shitting in public, but i feel like sweetness would be better at explaining that then me.

Also, drinking is going to start around 11am tomorrow. Its gonna be a show. Stay tuned.

Fuck yeah man lets get this 40 more pages on this thread overnight so that damn 73 page is no longer the go to thread on this forum.

we tried to take a picture, but it was pretty late (dark) and this bitch kept going back to check on her shit (literally).. 1st, on our way to the game on the trolley, it was pure daylight and one dude just parked right next to a trash can and dropped trough and started shitting.. i was speechless for 20 min, didnt think people (bums) actually did that. then after the bar, we go and wait for the trolley again, and some scalley is singing loud and uncontrollably (def a bum, and def on something that is a white substance). im literally lol ing and like wtf is going on today.. then she goes behind this tree like nobody else can see her.. drops her draws and shits.. and when i say shit.. like a 5 minute,. wet shit (how do i know?? we heard the bodily fluids coming out clear as day). then she got done, walked off a couple steps and started jamming. i talked jaybone into walking over and taking a pic of the pile of shit, but as he started, she walked over like it was her territory and started kicking dirt over it exactly like a dog would (i..e. she was facing away from said shit and kicking dirt backwards).. really was quite possibly one of the wierdest things i ever encountered. so, anyhow we started drinking already.. going to game tonight again and plan on stopping by and taking a pic of the dried of shit. wish us luck.

How did you feel when jay was late with your car? And has he lost his overnight car privileges?

this is just like the opening of battleship where the older brother is stern and on time and the younger brother is a drunk slacker with loads of potential. That ended up with the younger brother getting enrolled in the navy. Will jay soon be becoming a marine?

haha he has no chance. he doesnt like authority, thinks he is always in the right, has no humility and has zero sense of time. which is unfortunate because military is actually one of the better things going, especially if you are an officer. shit, even a dumbfuck like me is going to retire here in the next 6 years and clear about 25K for literally doing nothing and have no education. .with my clearances, i should be able to snap call a job pretty easy after military life and bring in enough to keep up my hooker funds at a minimum. Military wont make you rich, but you will never be poor either. plus its a community that encourages grown men to act like children, cheat on their wives, and have society believe we are model citizens. win win amirite

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

I fucking love sober sweetness, we have a lot in common. And there is something very wrong with the picture you paint, but that's contradictory to this thread.

shit im def no model citizen, i just no when i can fuck around and when i need to be serious. when it comes to work though, i have a responsibility to ensure my family is supported so i cant risk alot of things, and who doesnt want to aspire to be good at what they like to do. doesnt have anything to do with my personal life though, in that aspect i have alot of issues at least from others points of views. i think only military people would understand. I liken it to survivor when faggots cry because they are isolated and havent seen a loved one in 30 days.. alot of times that shits like 7 months in the service. you just get used to it. However, nobody that i know anyways is going to go 7 months without strange, so you just have to sniff a little pink every now and then. does this make you a bad homo sapien? maybe, but i never said i wasnt. unfortunately, its just like raping somebody. after you do it once, it kinda desensitizes you and then its easier to do the second time, and human nature after the third. white girllsss.. Gone Wild!


btw .. z fresh, you are getting your shit pushed in tonight.. just giving you fair warning.

I think were on like number 3 or 4.

We were gonna get drunk and wear college basketball jerseys to the Padres game later and act a fool, but we voted against it since we need to be able to get into the bars after the game.

And yea... love me some cinnamon toast crunch crazy straw.

Thats just the piece of counter between the fridge and stove. Our kitchen isnt that bad. I use the island like 99% of the time.

haters gonna hate.

My BFF drinking w a straw and watching bieber video. We could be gay

Fuck the bald spot Jesus you got a tiny head muhfucka.

Is that what they call Minimalistic?

FML