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What are the odds that he has her come to Vegas at least 1 night? I say betting against it is a sucker bet. You knw she would make the drive at 1am if he asked. Great pics and vids in this thread.
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all we found was one air jordan sandal in the parking lot last night...
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Follow the trail of piss
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Mr Galt
sister-in-law's a ho
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grid search of local drainage ditches and pick-up beds
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Joined: Apr 07Jun 1st, 2012 (6/1/2012 5:27pm) in reply to Mr Galt
I sent him my usual 5 AM text and no FU response. Pretty sure he is without phone and walking miles to get home. Such a disaster of a human being.
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I thought he was in Vegas starting today.
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wantagolf
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that_pope
la la la...I'm so sexy
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Joined: Apr 05Jun 1st, 2012 (6/1/2012 8:06pm) in reply to wantagolf
phew
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Sweetness777
Prefers Dark Meat
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Joined: May 05Jun 1st, 2012 (6/1/2012 8:18pm) in reply to that_pope
Fucker got soooo freaking lucky. So we went out and started drinkin. I convince him to give me his phone so I can take a pic of the group.. What I really was doing was texting jrbacon as if I were jay begging her to come out one last time. That since she's always bitching about him not chillin w her in public that she should join him with us at the bar. I convinced her, she was heading our way. Even sent some inappropriate sexts too to get her wet, but mostly just to make me hard. She was prob 10 min out when fuck face got tossed from bar for being a lightweight yet again. He left and started walking. I left for a moment to go give him his phone but when I found him he didn't have shoes. Gave him his phone, I called jrbacon and had her pic him up, then I went inside.
side note, I made him so mad yesterday because being the nice guy that I am, I was showing off the pee bed picture to everyone at each bar we went too. Made for some great laughs. What are friends for, amirite -
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I finally made it home. It was a rough one, but I made it alive.
First off, asshole face was showing every girl the pic of me with the pee bed. Best part was the one hot bartender was like, "Oh thats fine, ive done that before." I was in love.
Next thing I know, shit gets out of hand and I got arrested. I somehow escaped and I was hanging out with homeless people down town. Thats when Jr Bacon came to my rescue. I then proceeded to have crime scene sex with her all night and morning.
Did all of this with one shoe on. Thats how I roll. -
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No fucking way im drinking anymore today/tonight.
Im teaching my boo how to make dinner tonight so he can woo his wife with his awesome man skills when she gets here. Cause as of now, im pretty sure she hates him. I dont blame her. -
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everyday on fb, and every update in this thread I say to myself, "Maybe they'll just go out for a couple, eat some wings, watch the game, and go home."
I thank you every day, for NEVER only going out for a couple. Wish I was still living out East when Sweetmess (sp? on purpose) rolled through. -
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Women are so ridiculous, you can act like a total saint and they will still be pissed at youOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
No fucking way im drinking anymore today/tonight.
Im teaching my boo how to make dinner tonight so he can woo his wife with his awesome man skills when she gets here. Cause as of now, im pretty sure she hates him. I dont blame her. -
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In her defense, sweetness is the worst person ive ever met lol.Originally Posted by coolhandkev
Women are so ridiculous, you can act like a total saint and they will still be pissed at you
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These stories never get old. I feel like every page of this thread was just preseason until he meets up with everyone in Vegas.
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Jaybone, starring in the great escape! A real fucking Houdini.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
I finally made it home. It was a rough one, but I made it alive.
First off, asshole face was showing every girl the pic of me with the pee bed. Best part was the one hot bartender was like, "Oh thats fine, ive done that before." I was in love.
Next thing I know, shit gets out of hand and I got arrested. I somehow escaped and I was hanging out with homeless people down town. Thats when Jr Bacon came to my rescue. I then proceeded to have crime scene sex with her all night and morning.
Did all of this with one shoe on. Thats how I roll.
The best is Jaybone got away for free where Tommpat paid $3500.
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Mr Galt
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CWAG...is that you?
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HahA. Ok. Sorry. Been missing out on ot lately. Thanks for the link
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