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  1.  
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    seriously. cant imagine the looks he was getting, esp after he passed out. people were prob just thinking what a failed abortion this guy is at that point.


    If sweet was wearing a "failed abortion ---->" shirt pointing to JB then we have ultimate win.
    Edited By: littleze Apr 25th, 2012 at 05:58 AM
    Reason: opps I got them backwards
  2. Did i miss the details on the defendrofangels meetup with the Smash Bros?
  3. pretty accurate description of sweetness
  4. Those were in my immature days though. We forgot game had started so went in around the second inning. Went to the bar thing in the stadium on way to our seats for some shots. I took the shot, but didn't like it, so I threw the plastic glass back into the bar like you would a ball into a stadium. Bitch kicked me out and they walked me out, but we just went through another area and were allowed back in. All that effort made me pass out by the 4th, then asshole went to work on my face.

    Most the shirts get good reviews. Peeps got a kick out of the one I had with a rainbow on it that said " when you see this god is having gay sex"..

    The one I wore talking about having sex with preteens to avoid teen pregnancy didnt go over to well at the bar that night though. So I just made out with a bucket of chicken in a restroom
    Edited By: Sweetness777 Apr 25th, 2012 at 06:07 AM
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson View Post

    jay.. its potato unless its plural (no "e").... but maybe we can give him some cooking lessons....

    sweetness.... game for a game, but not swapping...

    Random question... is it possible to buy bags of soda?

    Lol, idk if that exists, but im just curious.
    Thread Starter
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    Those were in my immature days though. We forgot game had started so went in around the second inning. Went to the bar thing in the stadium on way to our seats for some shots. I took the shot, but didn't like it, so I threw the plastic glass back into the bar like you would a ball into a stadium. Bitch kicked me out and they walked me out, but we just went through another area and were allowed back in. All that effort made me passport by the 4th, then asshole went to work on my face

    lolwut?

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Random question... is it possible to buy bags of soda?

    Lol, idk if that exists, but im just curious.

    JB, I've bought many bags of soda in the Philippines. Surprisingly very effective
  7. Often in places that sell soda in glass bottles they'll give it to you in a bag if you don't drink it there so they can keep the bottle
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    He was impressed when he found out that i knew how to make spaghetti, since he is incapable of cooking anything but baked (microwave) potatoes. Ive never seen anyone eat more potatoes. For dinner tonight, he had ice cream and a baked potatoe. This is a grown man we are talking about. And if I have to tell this dumbass one more time what our address is, im going to open hand smack him.


    I was in hysterics reading this thread, and then I got to this part and started laughing so hard I was crying. Also, a guy walking around a ball game with the "I eat more pussy than cervical cancer" shirt on with "FAG" drawn on his forehead is just amazing. Also, pissing on the roof... I just... I don't... speechless.

    I've never nor will I ever meet JB and Sweetness, but yeah they are my two favorite people in the world. This thread is epic.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Slinky252 View Post

    The other side of the room

    Amazing.

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I'm pretty sure that's a cat.

    Awesome

     
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    fuck yall.. first, me and Clay are going to Brazil for the World Cup.. Maridu, you need to hook that shit up with a place to stay with someone you know for $ without breaking us:)

    second, basically i am in the military.. got orders to come out here in january, but my family wasnt going to come until after the school year. So JB got froggy and jumped with the plan that he could make it out here 6 months.. i didnt really want to sign a lease, because well it is the interwebs, so if he decided to bail i didnt want to be stuck with a name on anything and have to pay.. i was leaving all my furniture and stuff back at home, so it was going to be an empty place anyways.. so part II of the plan was to just room with someone.. went on Craigslist but most people were charging like 700 or whatever a room, which was more than he could prob throw down.. but they also didnt want us to share a room, so i knew we started to look gay.. SO then i put an ad on craigslist posting a bulletin asking for a room that me and 1 friend can share.. snap, within 3 hours some guys called and said cool.. we could share a room for 800 total.. schwinng.. so i sent him deposit money, not knowing if it was real or not and we moved out here 3 weeks later (all this was going down from Virginia while i was still living there)..

    SOOO, then we get out here and of course our roomies are.. well alot diff then we expected. we got an asian, and two very older dudes. the older ones are like the 40 year old virgin x2.. and the ghey. taught me how to make gingerbread cookies, bear hug kisses, the whole nine.. the asian guy has a diff guy over every few nights that he pounds out.. one of the boyfriends came to the door in nothing but underwear one morning and started conversing with Jay about the Iron.. He was a cute guy though. the Asian guy also sings like he is trying out for american idol everyday except its like we arent even there. hard to explain but funny to watch. this goes on as he cooks his rice and i cook my cereal (i dont know how to cook, so if J doesnt do it for me i either eat cereal, baked potato, eat out or dont eat)..

    on top of all that we have a dog bigger than andre the giant it seems.. called ginger.. of which the 40 year old V refers to him as gingersnappies in a higher pitched voice than one would want.. its cute.

    as far as the sexing, i have only gotten 2 black chicks since i have been moved here.. one we went to vegas, the other i met in vegas.. those were non hooks. the hooks, i just go to their house after i drink..

    JB brings the Sarah Big and Tall Models over, but he never wants me to see them, so i usually leave and go sleep in the car or go to a friends. Other times i have been on vacation back home.. He wiill also spend the night over there as well. Basically we work shit out and have some sort of order. tbh, i really havent been here to much so it kinda works out with the space. in january, i was dog sitting for a friend for the month, so i stayed at her place. i went away for a couple weeks in feb, mar, and apr on vacation.. been to vegas a couple times.. we rolled up to san fran once..

    when we are both in the room, we basically get on Plenty of Fish and have a contest to see who can write the craziest shit to a bitch.. this usually can go on for up to a couple hours at times.

    all in all, at least from my end the roommate thing actually works out well with him.. at least from my end. the only pain in the ass is jacking off because well.. i like to jack off. sometimes he will find semen strains on the toilet, in the shower, by the mirror on his side (when i take penis pics i jack off).. or by my 1980s commodore computer than you all fucks seem to hate on haha.. but usually sleeping beauty sleeps in till like 1.. and i try to get him to go to the gym at 4 to 6 so when i get home at 5 i can shoot loads on my burly chest.. then we reconvene at 6 and then go from there.


    there now you guys have insight on our day to day operations.. now i must kill you

    I just...I...

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Okay look, i need to let you guys knowhow worthless this guy is when it come to doing anything.

    Just to put things in persepective, he doesnt even know how to put air in his car tires. Im pretty sure he has the survival skills of a 14 year old girl. I serioisly cant fathom how he has managed to make it this far in life.

    He would get lost every time he got in the car if i wasnt there to yell at him. Just today i had to teach him to how to use the clothes dryer today... after 4 months of doing it wrong lol. He was impressed when he found out that i knew how to make spaghetti, since he is incapable of cooking anything but baked (microwave) potatoes. Ive never seen anyone eat more potatoes. For dinner tonight, he had ice cream and a baked potatoe. This is a grown man we are talking about. And if I have to tell this dumbass one more time what our address is, im going to open hand smack him.

    And as far as his masturbation goes, its impressive. But we are completely open about it, so thats cool. As soon as he gets home from work, he starts to get antsy if i dont leave within about 15 minutes. Cause that is his daily jerk session time. Plus he beats off while im sleeping in the room. But ive done thay before too, so i guess were even. Ive only walked in on him twice, but i havent seen him in action tho, so thats good.

    Just when this thread had to have peaked this bomb drops

    Five stars
  10.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Since he wanted to start talking shit, time for me to get back at him. Just took a quick panoramic pic of his side of the room.

    The guy lives like a caveman. Now lets make fun of him for a little bit lol.

    Love the air mattress head board lol

    Also the Arizona cardinals pillow, how the fuck can that be comfortable for
    everyday use?
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Sweetness777 View Post

    These are some ones that i had laying around in photobucket.. not a whole lot of stories to tell, so figured i would just post some pics that we had of the past. me and my boo are actually normal joes most the time. we have dairy queen man dates about once a week, cereal/alcohol fests.. his fav show right now is survivor, mine is cougar town. one thing he fails to realize is i dont forget shit, and i still remember him drawing all over my face when i was passed out at a ball game.. your going down son! pics below are random travels in West VA, DC, Phili, Daygo, and vegas. Its actually pretty wierd the dynamic we have.. like he walks around with his chest higher alot since we been roomies, because he says i am such a mess and helpless (aka he is better than me haha)... and its kinda the same with me.. i walk around like, wtf .. god really created a dumbfuck like this.. if he can survive another day, why cant I. life could be worse if i had to walk around in his shoes haha.. so we got that going for us





















    I feel like this should be on like every page in every thread...so much greatness from sweetness.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    So basically you two are living in a gay hostel?

    lol love it
     
  13. This thread is just so allsum. Brings back some glory to OT, and for some reason reminds me of the crzysavage/jamers thread with all the hilarious pics of their house.
  14. I've been in tears reading this thread, especially the last few pages.

    I mean, I don't even know where to begin. Amazing stuff.

    Oh, and I'd love to see any kind of pic of Mrs. Robinson.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    holy shit, lol
  16. The Thread that Keeps on giving

  17. You guys are the real life workaholics.
  18. A++ content
  19. WOW! I'm speechless.
     
  20.  
    Originally Posted by littleze View Post

    "I eat more pussy than cervical cancer" oh my gawd, takes a special kinda I don't give a fuck to pull that off.

    You've obv never gone bowling with Sweetness.



  21. Some kind of warning label WOULD BE NICE PEOPLE!
  22. Warning may contain midgets and fucked up stories
    Edited By: Popperhead Apr 25th, 2012 at 03:21 PM
  23.  
    Originally Posted by darkpoker12 View Post

    I love you Jay, but my god you live in San Diego. You 100% can do better

    i really dont understand this either. the ratio of good looking girls to none has to be in your favor, why the fuck are you going for sub par?

    and i just read your lazy excuse. where i can appreciate and understand it, youve been there awhile. man the fuck up and bang out some hotties.

    this thread has so much win. i hope to make it out to cali before shit subsides.
    Edited By: Lameass_ Apr 25th, 2012 at 03:44 PM
  24. Incredible thread. I laughed, I cried, I came.

    Keep living the dream, brothers.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    i really dont understand this either. the ratio of good looking girls to none has to be in your favor, why the fuck are you going for sub par?

    and i just read your lazy excuse. where i can appreciate and understand it, youve been there awhile. man the fuck up and bang out some hotties.

    this thread has so much win. i hope to make it out to cali before shit subsides.

    Jaybone banging hotties wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as Jaybone banging midgets.

    Jaybone and Sweetness are mentally disturbed lol. Good stuff!!
  26. Any way you guys might hook up a midget orgy? In ky jelly? I would pay 19.95 ppv for that.
  27.  
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Incredible thread. I laughed, I cried, I came.

    Keep living the dream, brothers.

    You should be reading this thread next time you bang milfy.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    i really dont understand this either. the ratio of good looking girls to none has to be in your favor, why the fuck are you going for sub par?

    and i just read your lazy excuse. where i can appreciate and understand it, youve been there awhile. man the fuck up and bang out some hotties.

    Fineeee.

    Ill stop being lazy and start working harder on the hotter girls.

    Ill do this for you OT.
    Thread Starter