swine flu in syosset o rly? .......sigh such paranoia

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  1. sheets sheets is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:10am)

    ------Original Message------

    From: Syosset Soccer Club

    To: eric haber

    Subject: Swine Flu Advisory

    Sent: May 1, 2009 3:55 PM

    Dear Parents,

    <SPAN> </SPAN>

    Due to the potential transfer of the Swine Flu Virus we are asking that teams refrain from the traditional handshake at the end of the game.<SPAN> </SPAN>In order to show sportsmanship, teams can line up as they do now and say nice game to each other without the high five or handshake.<SPAN> </SPAN>We do not want to cause concern; we are simply putting out this advisory to err on the side of caution and to insure the health of our players

    <SPAN> </SPAN>

    Regards,

    <SPAN> </SPAN>

    SYOSSET SOCCER CLUB
     
  2. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:11am) in reply to sheets

    MSNBC just reported that fist bumps DO NOT transmit the Swine Flu virus.. So go that route instead...
  3. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:12am) in reply to sheets

    i think they closed all deer park schools too.

    f our lives
  4. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:14am) in reply to sheets

    Forget the fist bump make them all do the chest bump. No skin contact at all?

     
  5. I_Blade_U I_Blade_U is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:15am) in reply to wantagolf

    start a soccer academy and hire me as a coach sheetz
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  6. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:16am) in reply to wantagolf

    Sheets being even remotley involved in soccer, gives a new sexy look to him
  7. Spiltbongwater Spiltbongwater is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:25am) in reply to darkpoker12

    I read somwhere that approx. 5% of the people you shake hands with recently masterbated and did not wash their hands after. I am now adapting the Japanese bow into my respectful greeting.
  8. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:27am) in reply to Spiltbongwater

     
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    I read somwhere that approx. 5% of the people you shake hands with recently masterbated and did not wash their hands after. I am now adapting the Japanese bow into my respectful greeting.

    u can practice your bow with obama
  9. kingp1n kingp1n is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:34am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    sheets back me in soccer 1 time?
     
  10. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:36am) in reply to Spiltbongwater

     
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    I read somwhere that approx. 5% of the people you shake hands with recently masterbated and did not wash their hands after. I am now adapting the Japanese bow into my respectful greeting.

    that's why i got hand sanitizer at the desk
      
  11. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:40am) in reply to sketchy1

    closed a school here for 2 weeks
  12. whaler55 whaler55 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:51am) in reply to sketchy1

     
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    I read somwhere that approx. 5% of the people you shake hands with recently masterbated and did not wash their hands after. I am now adapting the Japanese bow into my respectful greeting.

    that's why i got hand lotion at the desk

    fyp
  13. robodarko robodarko is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 12:54am) in reply to towman1

    be afraid be very afraid!!!

    so ridiculous. fuggin fear mongering media... it's sad really. it's easier to keep people in line if they're scared shitless so give the people some unseen enemy every so often and they do whatever you tell them to.

    wp, world, wp...

    think i'm gonna move to the most remote location i can find that gets teh interwebs and play poker and live as a hermit for the rest of my life... if only i was good at poker... sigh indeed
  14. saxman saxman is online now

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 1:01am) in reply to robodarko

     
    Originally Posted by robodarko View Post

    it's easier to keep people in line if they're scared shitless so give the people some unseen enemy every so often

    bingo
  15. tsxxx04 tsxxx04 is offline

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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 1:05am) in reply to sheets

    they closed deer park school district for the week cuz there are 3 SUSPECTED cases
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    May 5th, 2009 (5/5/2009 1:15am) in reply to I_Blade_U

     
    Originally Posted by I_Blade_U View Post

    start a soccer academy and hire me as a coach sheetz

    My company is starting a select soccer academy in Vegas...boom, there ya go.
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