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  1. I'm not sure it's possible. I haven't had one in weeks.

    Go ahead, try.

    **** UPDATE ****

    So no one was able to convince me to abandon my evil plan of a delicious taco lunch; however, BlufferChic did shame me into moderation. Here is how the ordering went:

    "Welcome to Jack in the Box. Can I help you?"

    "Yeah, um, I'd like a side salad--"

    "What kind of dressing?"

    "No dressing."

    "No dressing?"

    "Right. And one taco, and a Diet Coke."

    "One monster taco?"

    "No, a regular taco."

    "Regular tacos are 2-for-99 cents."

    "Yeah, I want just one."

    "That's... 69 cents."

    "Great."

    Total calories for lunch: 230.
  2. explosive darrhia
     
  3. worth it.
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  4. Jack in the Box CEO donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to John McCains campaign.

    true story.
  5. is that meat or mashed up beans in those tacos? also, i think they fry the whole damn thing including the lettuce.

    get something that contains actual food and nutrition
     
  6. Tacos are non-ideological.
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  7. They are commonly the lunch accent on W and McCain's 'Sixer' parties in the visiting dugout of the Little League field at the White House.
  8. I've long suspected that the "meat" in their tacos is not organic. Don't care. Delicious in my tummy.

    I eat actual food with nutritional value day after day for weeks at a time.
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  9. Breakfast Jack > Monster Tacos.
  10. Seriously, though...you have access to authentic, delicious Mexican food. Why would you want to eat that garbage? Immediate bee-line to any burrito stand ending in o's...
  11. then why stop today, have some actual nutritional value, again.

    i honestly have never understood the appeal, but my husband loves these things too.

    oh, and don't get me started about organic, that is a whole other thread... if you want to talk conspiracy theories and whatnot - organic is the topic. people don't have a clue what they are eating when they buy organic from a market.
     
  12. I wasn't talking about "organic" in the marketing sense. I meant "organic" in the literal sense -- as in, I'm not sure the "meat" in those delicious tacos is actually food. It probably just sits in your intestine until surrounded by enough other stuff to pass. Oh my god, I can't wait.
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  13. bon appetit
     
  14. i have a feeling you cant be talked out of this.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Underdog34 View Post

    Tacos are non-ideological.

    I had to lol.
  16. Hey wait a minute, were you the one who gave me shit about the joke post I made about inventing "White Trash Nachos" while my wife was sick?
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  17. i doubt i gave you shit, i am way too sweet for that... but, i might have said they sounded nasty, cause i think they did.

    i might have even said that you naming your dish reminded me of my husband, cause it does. he names everything, especially meals he creates.
     
  18. Oh yeah, you would have hated them. They were awesome. And by awesome, I mean, totally without any redeemable value whatsoever.
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  19.  
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    then why stop today, have some actual nutritional value, again.

    i honestly have never understood the appeal, but my husband loves these things too.

    oh, and don't get me started about organic, that is a whole other thread... if you want to talk conspiracy theories and whatnot - organic is the topic. people don't have a clue what they are eating when they buy organic from a market.

    I'm curious about your thoughts on organics, BC, but don't wan't to hijack Underdog's thread.

    PS Underdog, just eat the tacos and get them out of your system.
  20. <h2>Jack in the Box E. coli Outbreak - Western States</h2>
    On January 13, 1993, the Washington Department of Health (WDOH) was notified that a cluster of children suffering hemolytic uremic syndrome (HUS) secondary to E. coli infection was being treated in a Seattle-area hospital and that there had been an increase in emergency room visits from patients with bloody diarrhea. In response to the apparent outbreak, WDOH began interviewing case-patients for an epidemiologic investigation and learned that nearly all patients had consumed hamburgers purchased from Jack in the Box restaurants in the days before becoming ill.

    The WDOH E. coli outbreak investigation led to the discovery that regular-sized hamburger patties and “jumbo” hamburger patties produced by Von Companies of California and sold by Jack in the Box were the source of the E. coli outbreak. The outbreak strain of E. coli O157:H7 was isolated from 11 lots of patties produced on November 29 and 30, 1992, and Jack in the Box issued a recall of all ground beef produced on that day that was still in restaurants. About 20 percent of the implicated ground beef was recovered through the recall.

    Since the ground beef identified as the source of the outbreak had been distributed to Jack in the Box restaurants in Washington, Idaho, California, and Nevada, all states investigated cases of bloody diarrhea that had been reported since November 15, 1992 to determine whether patients had eaten hamburgers from Jack in the Box in the days before becoming ill. By the end of February 1993, the states had reported the following:
    • Washington reported 602 patients with bloody diarrhea or HUS. 477 Washingtonians were culture-confirmed with E. coli infections, with illness onset peaking between January 17 and January 20, 1993. 144 people were hospitalized; 30 developed HUS, and three died.
    • Idaho reported 14 culture-confirmed E. coli O157:H7 cases with illness onset dates between December 11, 1992 and February 16, 1993. Four people were hospitalized; one developed HUS
    • California reported six culture-confirmed cases, with 34 patients meeting the outbreak-case definition with illness onset dates between November 15 1992 and January 31, 1993. Fourteen people were hospitalized; seven developed HUS, and one child died.
    • Nevada reported only one culture-confirmed case, with 58 other patients meeting the outbreak-case definition with illness onset dates between December 1, 1992 and February 7, 1993. Nine people were hospitalized; three developed HUS.
    Seventy-three Jack in the Box restaurants were ultimately identified as part of the outbreak

    #1 Chain that has gotten me sick in my Life period. And it's not even close
  21. i'll admit my thoughts on organics are a little paranoid, and it is sort of a bfactor type response that i need to give, but i'll try to give you the abridged version. these are my own personal theories and you can't talk me out of them, others have tried!

    when you buy organic veggies they are fertilized by human waste... here is where i have to get all bfactorish - so, when i worked on a military base there was a day when the whole base was locked down until they found the source of some radiation - i was pissed cause i started imagining they would scrub us all down with wire brushes like in silkwood. anyway, they traced it back to a garbage truck that set off some alarm when it was leaving the base, and it had a mattress pad in it that had been thrown away by one of the base houses. the person using the mattress had been getting radiation therapy for cancer, and had shit the bed. radiation was live and present in his waste.

    i started thinking about human waste and how they 'cure' it, and what other things could be present. it freaked me out. i did some research and found out more stuff that freaked me out.

    i grow my own vegetables, i rarely buy any, and the vegetables i do buy i get from a special market, that sells organic veggies that are fertilized using vegetable wastes. i am also concerned with meat and hormones, but i don't plan on having my own cattle or anything, because obv they would all be pets and i would never be able to kill or eat them.
     
  22. Yeah, actually I think it was in Fast Food Nation where the author says that because of this incident Jack in the Box is probably one of the safest fast food places now because they cracked down so much after this happened.

    Nice try.
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  23. How do you fertilize your garden?
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  24. good job on the moderation! just so you know, i do eat bad things too, i just don't like fast food.

    now that you bring up the 2 for 99¢ thing, i have a question, these things have been that price since i was a teen, how can they do it??
     
  25. It's a good question, and like many good questions, it's probably best if we don't know the answer.
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  26. the "meat" in the tacos is actually powdered soy with flavoring thats reconstituted and heated up. not discrediting them because i normally get 6 of them when i go to JinB, either 6 tacos or 4 tacos/1 chkn sandwich.
  27. i make my own compost, and NO i do not use human waste. fish/fish emulsion is actually one of the best things, but i have had some sad times using that, because we have a lot of raccoons on the island, and after i used some fishy stuff they had a huge digging up my garden party. i toy around with different things.
     
  28. We don't have much of a garden, but we are considering it. Well, my wife is.

    We planted pumpkins this year for the kids to have at Halloween. They just started sprouting and it should be fun to pick them and carve em up. The oldest is very interested in his pumpkin growing in the ground.
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  29. how exciting! i had a huge pumpkin patch last year, but not a lot of yield - although, i got one giant pumpkin that i could have entered in a contest. fyi, pumpkins require lots and lots of water.

    i think it is great for kids to see things growing, my mom always did it with me, and that is probably why i have such a love of gardening.

    some fun stuff to grow for kids are sunflowers and beans - pole beans are sort of amazing, they grow so fast.
     
  30.  
    Originally Posted by Underdog34 View Post

    "One monster taco?"

    "No, a regular taco."

    "Regular tacos are 2-for-99 cents."

    "Yeah, I want just one."

    "That's... 69 cents."

    I stopped by the grocery store to grab lunch one day last week, and ordered half of one of those little rotisserie chickens.

    "I'd like one of those half chickens, please."

    "The whole chicken is only a dollar more, let me get you one of those."

    "No thank you, I just want a half."

    "But you can have the other half for dinner..."

    "PLEASE - I just want half. I wouldn't care if the half was more expensive than the whole. Just give me the half."

    I appreciate the effort to try and help me get more value, but when I reiterate what I want, just give it to me.

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