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this and /threadOriginally Posted by cizastro
Tattoos on 99.9% of the population look trashy as fuck. Would that stop me from fucking a woman???? Absolutely not.
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Originally Posted by saxman
my wife has a walrus tattoo on her breast - it started out as a dolphin 20yrs ago.
lol.
I prefer no tattoos simply because, in general, they scream "look at me I'm an attention whore with daddy issues!!" Definitely not looking away or turning down some juicy tang because of a tat though. -
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Tattoos look stupid on anyone. Women OR men.
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I agree tattoos are trashy and a huge turn off. My wife actually got one behind my back after years of knowing I hate them I am so disgusted by it that it made her physically unattractive to me it is repulsive and ruined her beauty, she went from hot to disgusting in one night, I had to ask her to get it removed in order to save my sanity and be able to stay with her, I had always told her I would leave her if she got one but she thought I was exaggerating but I wasn't it almost ended our marriage fortunately she is getting it removed and as it fades away she becomes beautiful again. It is nearly impossible to nut when I can see that ugly thing on her shoulder blade thank God it is going away.
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Edited By: edwardt1988 Apr 22nd, 2012 at 04:13 AMPics of wife or gtfo. Actually just gtfo. If you are suddenly turned off by a woman because she got a tattoo, you got bigger problems.Originally Posted by gunnut
I agree tattoos are trashy and a huge turn off. My wife actually got one behind my back after years of knowing I hate them I am so disgusted by it that it made her physically unattractive to me it is repulsive and ruined her beauty, she went from hot to disgusting in one night, I had to ask her to get it removed in order to save my sanity and be able to stay with her, I had always told her I would leave her if she got one but she thought I was exaggerating but I wasn't it almost ended our marriage fortunately she is getting it removed and as it fades away she becomes beautiful again. It is nearly impossible to nut when I can see that ugly thing on her shoulder blade thank God it is going away.
Also, nice job reviving a 4 month old thread. So much fail in your post
EDIT: Given your post count, user name, and first post, I'm gonna guess this is some sort of trolling attempt. Welcome back smokerock -
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Joined: Jan 08Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 4:47am) in reply to gunnut
Periods are your friendOriginally Posted by gunnut
I agree tattoos are trashy and a huge turn off. My wife actually got one behind my back after years of knowing I hate them I am so disgusted by it that it made her physically unattractive to me it is repulsive and ruined her beauty, she went from hot to disgusting in one night, I had to ask her to get it removed in order to save my sanity and be able to stay with her, I had always told her I would leave her if she got one but she thought I was exaggerating but I wasn't it almost ended our marriage fortunately she is getting it removed and as it fades away she becomes beautiful again. It is nearly impossible to nut when I can see that ugly thing on her shoulder blade thank God it is going away.
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Joined: Mar 08Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 4:49am) in reply to FastMoney7
I like women and, were I still single, tattoos would not stop me from banging some broad who I found otherwise "hawt".
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Joined: Sep 09Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 5:26am) in reply to Z-Fresh
Originally Posted by Z-Fresh
I think a chick with tattoo sleeves or shoulders are fucking hot.
SF this. A badly done tattoo looks awful. But a well done tattoo in the right place looks pretty shit hot to me! -
tattoo is a way for a hooker to advertise she is for sale without comiing str8 out and saying she is for sale.
u cant fade away that shit its like being tainted once u go tainted u cant erase that shit, its tainted for life. u have no choice but to leave her and find purity elsewhereOriginally Posted by gunnut
I agree tattoos are trashy and a huge turn off. My wife actually got one behind my back after years of knowing I hate them I am so disgusted by it that it made her physically unattractive to me it is repulsive and ruined her beauty, she went from hot to disgusting in one night, I had to ask her to get it removed in order to save my sanity and be able to stay with her, I had always told her I would leave her if she got one but she thought I was exaggerating but I wasn't it almost ended our marriage fortunately she is getting it removed and as it fades away she becomes beautiful again. It is nearly impossible to nut when I can see that ugly thing on her shoulder blade thank God it is going away.
i like to sex girls with tattoos cause i know i will never fall in love with them so i can just use them for my own personal evil desires and have no problem becoming trapped cause i know that shit aint happening so yeah girls with tatts are cool no fucking powers against me -
sick bump to complain about being a total asshat.
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Joined: Sep 06Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 7:49am) in reply to raisethis2
This post is correct.Originally Posted by raisethis2
Tattoos look stupid on anyone. Women OR men.
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Joined: Jul 08Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 8:39am) in reply to AE23
tattoos are disgusting.
love OP.
love the guy who would have divorced his wife for getting one.
A++++++Originally Posted by yarbles
tattoo is a way for a hooker to advertise she is for sale without comiing str8 out and saying she is for sale.
i like to sex girls with tattoos cause i know i will never fall in love with them so i can just use them for my own personal evil desires and have no problem becoming trapped cause i know that shit aint happening so yeah girls with tatts are cool no fucking powers against me -
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Joined: Jan 07Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 9:00am) in reply to FenwayKing
This. Very few girls can pull it off and when they can, it can make them a lot hotter depending on the girl and tat. Case in point a past girl of mine, I think it made her look hotterOriginally Posted by FenwayKing
tramp stamps are withered but a good tattoo can make some girls hotter, it depends on their look though...obv most random girls won't look hotter with a tattoo tho
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Autolobotomist
playing air is my style? so what
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Return of the thread of defective boners.
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Joined: Feb 05Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 4:01pm) in reply to Hodge05
Wow! I found something I agree with Hodge about!Originally Posted by Hodge05
I find all tattoos to be extremely stupid so I agree with you.
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Agriiwit OP x a zillion
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Joined: Jan 06Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 4:12pm) in reply to TrafficKing
Tats aren't a complete turnoff for me, but I have yet to see them improve appearance. 0% chance they will improve anything, 90% chance they will downgrade overall appearance imo.
Those stupid fucking breastplate tattoos are the worst of the worst, though. They look awful 100% of the time. I would say that they warrant a 25 point deduction when grading on the 100 point scale. -
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Art is a good thing IMO
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Joined: Sep 05Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 5:17pm) in reply to gunnut
95% sure you have a mental illness and/or personality disorder.Originally Posted by gunnut
I agree tattoos are trashy and a huge turn off. My wife actually got one behind my back after years of knowing I hate them I am so disgusted by it that it made her physically unattractive to me it is repulsive and ruined her beauty, she went from hot to disgusting in one night, I had to ask her to get it removed in order to save my sanity and be able to stay with her, I had always told her I would leave her if she got one but she thought I was exaggerating but I wasn't it almost ended our marriage fortunately she is getting it removed and as it fades away she becomes beautiful again. It is nearly impossible to nut when I can see that ugly thing on her shoulder blade thank God it is going away.
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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Joined: Jul 06Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 5:19pm) in reply to Neeek
Only 95?Originally Posted by Neeek
95% sure you have a mental illness and/or personality disorder.
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Joined: Nov 08Apr 22nd, 2012 (4/22/2012 5:24pm) in reply to Niceguy
whatever happened to powda... did him and michlad finally admit they loved each other and run off together?
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Lots of prudes in this thread. The guy that wanted to divorce his wife because she got a tattoo behind his back. You have issues.
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