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  1. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:26pm)

    Pretty funny, not sure if repost

    http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
  2. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:29pm) in reply to Hallettcopta

    Saw this in FB earlier, I don't see why it is so funny.
  3. TINNAL TINNAL is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:38pm) in reply to PoWdA

    [ ] funny
  4. elusively elusively is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:38pm) in reply to TINNAL

    I lol'd a couple times, but as it went on I started to doubt the legitimacy. Woteva.
  5. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:42pm) in reply to elusively

    its really not that funny and its obviously fake on top of that
  6. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:47pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    I was really hoping his was gonna be fake convos from commando. But to my dismay not one text said "let off a little steam bennett".
  7. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:52pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot

    Edited By: mdshack14 Dec 1st, 2011 at 07:52 PM
     
  8. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 7:54pm) in reply to mdshack14

  9. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 8:28pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

    I thought it was hilarious. The best part is the guys who used to wash dishes where I worked are just like Bennett . Makes it 10 times funnier
  10. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 8:49pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

    the only one i lol'd at was when he said "yea nigga I told you bennett is a boss hog gangsta"
  11. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 8:52pm) in reply to kmc28

    They pretty much all sucked but I did lmao at the bringing the Indian girl to thanksgiving one
  12. ACgaming ACgaming is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 9:41pm) in reply to tamayo85

    Seems fake like all those iphone text sites..

    Why does the blog owner have 120-145 unread texts in his/her inbox?
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  13. iatetheredcrayon iatetheredcrayon is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 10:05pm) in reply to ACgaming

    HUSTLA DA RABBIT
  14. resilient resilient is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 10:13pm) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    this thread reminds me of how much I hate Bennett Salvatore
     
  15. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 10:57pm) in reply to resilient

    Hmmm.. 12% funny, 88% trying to hard

    I laughed when he randomly asked for Tupac's first CD though
  16. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 11:11pm) in reply to FLB-PUNKER

    its hilarious to me, and there are a shit ton of people like that so i dont doubt its legitimacy one bit. Bennett ftk
     
  17. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Dec 1st, 2011 (12/1/2011 11:30pm) in reply to norcalonica

    i lol'd a few times at the end. Seems to retarded to be true but usually that stuff ends up being true.
  18. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 12:13am) in reply to joeykukzMSU

     
    Originally Posted by joeykukzMSU View Post

    I thought it was hilarious. The best part is the guys who used to wash dishes where I worked are just like Bennett . Makes it 10 times funnier

    real or not, this is why i enjoyed it as well... i actually know people like bennett
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  19. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 12:33am) in reply to Hallettcopta

    fuck bennett
     
  20. setherson2 setherson2 is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 12:33am) in reply to clemsonrich

    Condoms are a scam
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  21. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 1:20am) in reply to setherson2

     
    Originally Posted by setherson2 View Post

    Condoms are a scam

    this.

    terror level raised to black and yello

    also i fucking love lasanya

    bennet speaks the truth
  22. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 2:05am) in reply to Hallettcopta

    dgaf if it's fake that's just awesome. oriental lasanya???
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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 3:55am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Didn't laugh once.
     
  24. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 4:21am) in reply to gamma21

     
    Originally Posted by gamma21 View Post

    Didn't laugh once.


    Sucks for you. How does it feel to have no soul?
  25. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 4:23am) in reply to ACgaming

     
    Originally Posted by ACgaming View Post

    Why does the blog owner have 120-145 unread texts in his/her inbox?

    This is what I don't get??
  26. linds3236 linds3236 is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 8:09am) in reply to JRoth15

    Hmmm good question
  27. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 8:14am) in reply to linds3236

    Can anyone explain why this is everywhere today? Must've been 20 people's statuses on facebook, reposted on here...did this get featured on Tosh.0 or something?
  28. standardline standardline is offline

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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 8:20am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    tosh would rip this waste of time apart
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    Dec 2nd, 2011 (12/2/2011 3:08pm) in reply to gamma21

     
    Originally Posted by gamma21 View Post

    Didn't laugh once.

    + 100
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