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thank you mike myers and or fred savage

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:24pm)

    I got in trouble at work today.

    some back story. I love the austin powers movies. only comedies besides borat and something about mary i've seen in theaters last 10 years.

    there is a character in goldmember called the mole(played by fred savage) and although scene isnt really that good the MOLEYMOLEYMOLEY part stuck with me.

    Lady in line at target today had a HUGE MOLE. i mean wow..was on the side of her nose looked like a dragonfly. I've been sick all day and lots of medicine not making me think str8 so COMPLETELY subconsiceously i went MOLEYMOLEYMOLEY, not loud but SHE HEARD ME. was like Poop. "heres your recepit mam" like 20 minutes later managers surronded me. dont need to say any more.
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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:26pm) in reply to whitealroker

    LMAOOOOOOOOO!
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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:29pm) in reply to alden167

  4. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:31pm) in reply to showtime90

    are you still employed?
  5. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:32pm) in reply to showtime90


    this guy was in target today also. some TV actor named clifton davis. lot of people were impressed, i wasnt
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  6. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:58pm) in reply to whitealroker

    you call him anything?
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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:58pm) in reply to whitealroker

    are you still employed? are they having another meeting about you?
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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 9:59pm) in reply to whitealroker

    gg target
  9. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 10:01pm) in reply to ShooterJ

    they didnt really care but warned me to be more careful.
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  10. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 10:20pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Holy fuck that's funny...how are you going to pay your mom rent now?
  11. Upay4myWeed Upay4myWeed is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 10:22pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    im a GSTL at target..... it sucks
  12. badmagik badmagik is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 10:33pm) in reply to Upay4myWeed

    ha that might be the funniest thing i have read this year
  13. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 10:38pm) in reply to badmagik

    Guest Service Team Leader. know that job sucks only reason I want to be one is you get WEEKENDS OFF. they gotta put up with walls of shit in returns and the LODs
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  14. hostile hostile is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 11:06pm) in reply to whitealroker

    lol i actually thought this target thing u pretend to be was a joke until u knew what GSTL stood for.

    i laugh even harder at everything you say now.

    btw, where are my pics for guessing 14th WAR!!!???
  15. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 11:22pm) in reply to hostile

    the police confiscatied them. how bout pictures to me dancing nude to the "fat of the land" by prodigy
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  16. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 11:25pm) in reply to whitealroker

    WhosYurDaDy1324: lol
    WhosYurDaDy1324:     that what they get for making you come in when your sick

    whosyurdady weighing in, he's right
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  17. hostile hostile is offline

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    Jan 29th, 2007 (1/29/2007 11:25pm) in reply to whitealroker

    any pics of WAR are +EV
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    Jan 30th, 2007 (1/30/2007 1:05am) in reply to showtime90

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