Okay here it is. I had another fucking accidental "pocket dial." For you idiots out there, it's when you have your phone in your pants or coat pocket and you accidentally dial the person from the last conversation you had or someone from your contacts. I have been trying to get back with my ex girlfriend for the past few months. We have not been together for about 8 months. We have a two year old daughter together. Before our break up we were together for over three years.

I have a Verizon Touch Pro (yeah obv brag about having a smartphone), and I try to put it on "lock" pretty much every time I am not using it because my phone will always "pocket dial" and I just can't imagine some of the things people would hear if I had one happen at the wrong time, well last night was my wrong time. So last night I go out to meet a few buddies at the bar for a few drinks. Well, you know one thing leads to another and I start feeling a pretty good buzz.

Long story short I start macking on a chick that I met at the bar. We start laughing and I buy her a few drinks and we head to a booth in the corner of the bar.
Things are going great and we are talking pretty good about this and that "what do you do?" mumbo jumbo bull shit.

Things proceed along the night smoothly as the alcohol for sure is taking over both of our conversations. I am pretty sure I am going to score. She gets a bit drunk and proceeds to pull her honesty card and starts talking a bit forward and pretty up front like her telling me, "just take me home already!" and my replies are NSFW. Then about 1:30 am I feel my pocket buzzing and look and see it's my "baby's mama" calling me. By the way, I have honestly been trying to get back with her for a half a year and have been doing a pretty good job at convincing her to do so.

We have been doing a few more things all together like eating a few dinners over the past few weeks and hanging out here and there a couple nights a week. I think holy shit, wtf is she calling me at 1:30 in the morning for, she said she is already in bed? Well she calls right back, I once again put her on silence. I text her asking her "what's up?" No reply, she calls again. I think, oh shit, what is going on? I silence it again. I text her again, asking her if everything is okay. She replies, "no, I just got a 10 minute message of you talking to some girl and she sounds like a gd whore!" I think OMFG! What! My fucking phone totally fucked me on this one. Another god damn "pocket dial!" I thought for sure I put my shit on lock just like I always double bag it, I don't know where that bitch has been! Well, my ex hasn't talked to me today and I still don't know what exact part of the conversation she has on her voice mail message. Is there anything I can do, or am I totally fucked? I fucking hate pocket dials more than any other thing in this world right now! Just wondering if anyone has a good "pocket dial" stories. I'm assuming I'm not the only one this has happened too!
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this could be said using a lot less words...

sorry, your fucked. GG.

cliff notes.

Phone pocket dialed ex girl friend that im trying to get back with. 10 min message left on her phone with me about to hook up with a chick. GG me.

one time i picked a bunch of mushrooms and went to a friends house... we ate them and i guess i left message on my house machine discussing where i picked them and how much i had and other incriminating things and my parents call friends parents... blah blah i end up getting a scolding from multiple families twisted trying not to freak out. my dad was cool about it tho he just said enjoy yourself i'm not a hypocrite. wasnt allowed at that friends house tho for years after that he was such a bitch about it and made me sound like the devil to try and get out of trouble

this is why when you know you'll be getting into some shenanigans you speed dial voice mail real quick after making/receiving a call so its always your most recent call. many a disaster averted imo

Maybe your ex just isn't into people with jaws of African-Americans and this was just her way of getting out of it.

1) where are the pics of bar girl

2) where are the pics of ex

3) did you at least bang the bar girl or were you too busy calling/texting your ex right in front of her.

 

Originally Posted by Willywoo

Nice post.

You sound like quite a guy. Your child is really lucky to have a dad like you.

You can grow the fuck up.

What exactly does this story have to do with him being a bad father?

If they're split up it's not like he could've been at home watching the child anyways.

 

Originally Posted by -AG-

every single time I have accidently called someone or someone called me... the call was very muffled and hard to understand especially if it was in a pocket...

serious? Ive had plenty of pocket dials that were easy to understand

http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...675821#4675821

yeah forgot the being in a bar aspect

We had a SWAT callout a few months ago. There was an armed guy barricaded inside a chiropractor's office that he had broken into and got caught. We pulled the armored truck up to the window of the room he ws hiding in. I broke out the window, threw in some gas and a flash bang. The whole time two guys are covering him with rifles and yelling instructions at him.

After the bang went off the rest of the team broke the door down and arrested him.

Whe we got back to the office I had a voicemil from my buddy Joe. The thing is Joe is on the team and was with me on top of the truck. Well he managed to pocket dial me during the incident and the whole thing is recorded. It was funny you could clearly hear Joe yelling at the guy to show his hands, etc.

maybe the phone is even smarter than anyone even imagined...

PS BTW nice life to those guys who say you can't go out and be a regular single dude and be social. Wow, OT you cease to amaze me, really!

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Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ

Is it okay or not okay to bang the chick even if you and the mother of your child are not together?

It's not okay if you want to do what's best for your daughter and her mother and no it's not okay if you truly wanted to put your family back together.

 

Originally Posted by JustKLLinItQ

Even though the mother of the child has made it a point to say "we aren't together", does she still have a right to be pissed?

You are the one who claims to want to get back together. How is banging a random chick going to help you get back together with her to make a family for your daughter?

What you have described is completely inconsistent with your effort to put your family back together, but maybe you really weren't trying to put a family back together, maybe you were just trying to fuck your daughter's mother a few more times.

You just don't realize yet that your actions will forever have an impact on your daughter's life. The sooner you realize that the better off she will be. It is painfully obvious that you are more concerned with getting laid that you are with your daughter's life.
It bottles my mind that this is even a discussion, but then my main goal in life is not getting laid.