Full Tilt Poker Game #25857076715: $42,000 Guarantee (200419313), Table 116 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:17:27 ET - 2010/11/25
Seat 1: vespino (3,000)
Seat 2: Sedap (3,030)
Seat 3: MARKIE MARCO (3,310)
Seat 4: 2weird2win (2,890)
Seat 5: SuperDice Man (3,635)
Seat 6: birmi1 (2,195)
Seat 7: mfc13 (3,000)
Seat 8: floppin_ell (2,974)
Seat 9: bonefeast (3,195)
SuperDice Man posts the small blind of 15
birmi1 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MARKIE MARCO [Ts Td]
mfc13 folds
floppin_ell folds
bonefeast raises to 90
Sedap folds
MARKIE MARCO calls 90
2weird2win folds
SuperDice Man calls 75
birmi1 folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Jh 5h]
SuperDice Man bets 60
bonefeast calls 60
MARKIE MARCO has 15 seconds left to act
MARKIE MARCO raises to 300
SuperDice Man calls 240
bonefeast raises to 1,500
MARKIE MARCO raises to 3,220, and is all in
SuperDice Man folds
bonefeast calls 1,605, and is all in
MARKIE MARCO shows [Ts Td]
bonefeast shows [7h 8h]
Uncalled bet of 115 returned to MARKIE MARCO
*** TURN *** [Th Jh 5h] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jh 5h Ad] [3c]
MARKIE MARCO shows three of a kind, Tens
bonefeast shows a flush, Jack high
bonefeast wins the pot (6,810) with a flush, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,810 | Rake 0
Board: [Th Jh 5h Ad 3c]
Seat 1: vespino is sitting out
Seat 2: Sedap didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: MARKIE MARCO showed [Ts Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 4: 2weird2win (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SuperDice Man (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: birmi1 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: mfc13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: floppin_ell didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: bonefeast showed [7h 8h] and won (6,810) with a flush, Jack high

 

Originally Posted by JksRbetter

As two masked men barge into a bank, one of the robbers masks comes off. Knowing that the gaurd saw his face, he promptly shoots and kills the gaurd. He notices the teller also got a glimpse, so he walks over and shoots the teller. Allright, yells the robber. Who else saw my face? An older gentleman in the corner slowly raises his hand. The robber asks, You saw face my face? No sir says the man, but I believe my wife did.

LMFAO!

 

Originally Posted by MARKIE MARCO

An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot
comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start
releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter
'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers
'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence.
'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Niggas!!!!... Mexicans go first!.. The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a Wetback..

f'n hilarious

I'm such a douche, OT. Because of the WA state ban, I am no longer allowed to transfer funds. Since PS was allowing transfers, I assumed FT did also. Regretfully, I must withdraw my stake offer itt.

Hopefully soon online poker will be legal again, and I can get back to donking off my bankroll at PS and FT. I hope you all have a great weekend.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Full Tilt Poker Game #25860107332: $42,000 Guarantee (200419313), Table 30 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:12:15 ET - 2010/11/25
Seat 1: Fr8booker (8,725)
Seat 2: pcapusin (13,802)
Seat 3: -Machin GUNs (4,828)
Seat 4: Mikuri (7,461)
Seat 5: muuuskk (7,385)
Seat 6: jugi v (3,685)
Seat 7: bluesky9767 (16,725)
Seat 8: anyfinnamewilld (6,600)
Seat 9: xduvelx (24,266)
Fr8booker antes 25
pcapusin antes 25
-Machin GUNs antes 25
Mikuri antes 25
muuuskk antes 25
jugi v antes 25
bluesky9767 antes 25
anyfinnamewilld antes 25
xduvelx antes 25
Fr8booker posts the small blind of 150
pcapusin posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jugi v [Ac Kh]
-Machin GUNs raises to 600
Mikuri has 15 seconds left to act
Mikuri has requested TIME
Mikuri raises to 1,800
muuuskk folds
jugi v raises to 3,660, and is all in
bluesky9767 folds
anyfinnamewilld folds
xduvelx folds
Fr8booker folds
pcapusin folds
-Machin GUNs raises to 4,803, and is all in
Mikuri calls 3,003
-Machin GUNs shows [As Jc]
Mikuri shows [Kc Ad]
jugi v shows [Ac Kh]
*** FLOP *** [2c Qs Qh]
*** TURN *** [2c Qs Qh] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qs Qh 9d] [Jh]
-Machin GUNs shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Mikuri shows a pair of Queens
-Machin GUNs wins the side pot (2,286) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
jugi v shows a pair of Queens
-Machin GUNs wins the main pot (11,655) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,941 Main pot 11,655. Side pot 2,286. | Rake 0
Board: [2c Qs Qh 9d Jh]
Seat 1: Fr8booker (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: pcapusin (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: -Machin GUNs showed [As Jc] and won (13,941) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 4: Mikuri showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: muuuskk folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jugi v showed [Ac Kh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: bluesky9767 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: anyfinnamewilld folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xduvelx (button) folded before the Flop

So dumb.

 

Originally Posted by gimmietheloot

ill stake somebody in the 24+2 on full tilt if they want for 50/50 first person to say something i guess

First person to say something I guess??

Anyone wanna stake me for both Daily Doubles on FTP?

 

Originally Posted by clwhat

ill stake someone for the $2.20 - $5k guaranteed on stars at 11:00 pm (sorry thats all i can afford)

If you want to ship me 2.20 I will play the six max that started 40 minutes ago. Up to you. No biggie either way.

I usually buy in this late anyway to that structure...

 

Originally Posted by rocket5

If you want to ship me 2.20 I will play the six max that started 40 minutes ago. Up to you. No biggie either way.

I usually buy in this late anyway to that structure...

gotcha....still one up for grabs to the 5k

I am down to run some stars for someone.

 

Originally Posted by clwhat

u wanna play the 5k guar. at 11 (2.20 buyin)?

Sounds good to me

Naztradamus , Rockaway Beach

 

Originally Posted by clwhat

sent...glgl

Registered, TYVM, Will try to win this.

Meh, so card dead and cant hit any flops. still have 975 but avg is 3k.

no Shoved 22 got called by AK and A10, ten hit the turn. GG.
Thanks for the Stake, Maybe I can get some face cards next time.

 

Originally Posted by sellittojohn

lets keep this going, will stake 2 people to a mtt on stars or FTP tomorrow

$11 deepstack on stars @ noon EST
$5 20k @ 1pm
$11 daily 40k @ 2pm
$11 25k 7pm

$11 superstack on FTP @ 1pm
$11 9.5 KO @ i think 530pm
$11 superstak @ 7 pm

those are the ones that i can recall the start time of, will stake in others.

i'll run the 40K, or the SS at 1pm