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Things that bug you/Things you like - in porn

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  1. pokerprolific pokerprolific is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:41am)

    So I'm sitting there watching some good ol porn and one of the following occurred and started me thinking and I couldn't finish fml.
    Things I hate:
    -Girls rubbing their clits while getting it in either hole- kills that part of the scene imo

    -Spitting -omfg this tilts me to no end when shes giving a blowjob and spits on his cock or the good ol spit in the hole to lubricate-sucks imo.

    -Loud dirty talk-shut the fuk up hoe you're killing the moment , because let's face it, you're not getting paid for conversation.

    -The "extra" brown a-hole-ugghh

    Things I like:
    -Massive orgies. The more the better.

    -Things like Ashlynn Brooke (I know I know she's a person blah blah blah)

    -Anal beads (I'm not gay btw)
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  2. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:43am) in reply to pokerprolific

    when the dude fucks the other dude.

    wait, what was the question?
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:45am) in reply to pokerprolific

    I get tilted that there's a pretty consistent formula for a huge majority of porn...

    Step 1: Guy and girl undress each other (if they're not already naked)

    Step 2: Girl blows guy

    Step 3: Girl rides guy

    Step 4: Reverse cowgirl

    Step 5: Doggy style

    Step 6: Guy comes in her mouth

    /scene

    boooooorrrrrrrriiiinnnnggggggg
  4. MonkeyCowboy MonkeyCowboy is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:45am) in reply to pokerprolific

    Fake tities
  5. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:47am) in reply to pokerprolific

    when they start fucking right away

    i like the background even if it's painfully made up, like she's a schoolgirl who needs to pay for books
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  6. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:52am) in reply to pokerprolific

    when the dude makes any sounds, it tilts me, we only want to hear the chick screaming, not u, STFU and know ur roll
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:58am) in reply to pokerprolific

    Hate outdoor scenes. The scenes never have continuity because there are constant interruptions (from bugs and lighting problems to not being able to move into different positions without having to stop and start the filming).

    Gagging - yeah, almost making a girl puke is sexcy.

    Anal - I know that you've had about 100 cocks up there, but make it seem like a bigger deal and not like you're sticking a pin into a stick of butter.

    Gimme at least a little story behind why you are fucking.
     
  8. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 11:59am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    when the dude makes any sounds, it tilts me, we only want to hear the chick screaming, not u, STFU and know ur roll

    This. that shit pisses me off.

    Another thing I hate is when the girl takes the load in he mouth then shows it to the camera. Makes me want to puke.

    Also... black dicks. GTFO. Thanks.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:13pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Two girls 1 guy and girl #2 takes the cock out of girl one and sucks it like the cure for whatever disease she has is gonna come shooting out,
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:24pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    Not fond of any orifices being stretched and held open so that we can see her insides.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:29pm) in reply to ud2

    seeing black weiners that are bigger then my forearm. Sigh!
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:34pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    pixelated pussy in jap porn. wtf???
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:38pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    When im watching this HOT chick.. starting with a blow job, 30 seconds later when they full screen the camera only to find out she a man. ........ *wtf
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:56pm) in reply to LakersnYanks

    Am I the only one that watches soft porn just to try and figure out if they are actually fucking or if it is fake? I am talking about the movies they have on Max or HBO latenight. It doesn't matter how fucking hot the girl is, if they are obviously faking the funk I will change the channel.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 12:59pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    Dislike: Spitting/hocking a loogie: disgusting.
    Rubbing clit thing.
    Too much yelling.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:00pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    By far the worst thing in porn is that fucking camera angle that gets behind the dude while he's nailing the chick missionary style.. you know the one I'm talking about, it's basically just a super closeup of the dudes ass and balls. I get so tilted when they cut to that angle. I mean really, who wants to see that shit?
  18. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:02pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    Am I the only one that watches soft porn just to try and figure out if they are actually fucking or if it is fake? I am talking about the movies they have on Max or HBO latenight. It doesn't matter how fucking hot the girl is, if they are obviously faking the funk I will change the channel.

    Lol no you're not the only one. I watch that for pretty much that reason, just to see if they are actually fucking. Every time the chick is sitting on the guys lap I know it's fake. Either that or she likes anal in a softcore porn. You can tell it's fake when the guy never thrusts hard, he basically just rubs up on the chick probably because he doesnt want to injure himself.

    Also, how bad would that suck to film a softcore porn where you can't fuck the chick? Talk about blue balls.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:06pm) in reply to UncleCollins

     
    Originally Posted by UncleCollins View Post

    By far the worst thing in porn is that fucking camera angle that gets behind the dude while he's nailing the chick missionary style.. you know the one I'm talking about, it's basically just a super closeup of the dudes ass and balls. I get so tilted when they cut to that angle. I mean really, who wants to see that shit?

    Oh yeah this is the worst. Seeing the hairy butthole and nuts moving around is the worst
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:08pm) in reply to ihaterats

    gagging
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:13pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    When the cameraman talks throughout the entire scene. When the cameraman and the dude fucking talk to each other during the scene. When anyone says really stupid dirty talk.

    Pretty much any talking when there should be none.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:14pm) in reply to Hateflops

    I am an expert at this:

    I hate:
    Any scene with two guys.
    Any kind of pussy/asshole stretching
    Lesbians that use toys. Girls that use toys in general.
    Black dicks/black porn in general.
    Any kind of torture/rape scene
    Cosign on the male hairy ass camera angle. Not good.
    Gagging scenes.
    Gingers
    Older ladies
    Not crazy about the whole baby oil rubbing all over the ass either. Not sure why, just never cared for it.

    I love:

    Good, dirty lesbian scenes where they really go for it.
    Girls licking other girls assholes
    2 girls and a guy
    Schoolgirl scenes
    Cheerleader scenes
  23. Winstroltabs Winstroltabs is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:18pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    When the director is talking during the scene. Shut the fuck up already.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 1:19pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    I've always hated the whole fishnet stockings thing.

    I know most guys think it looks super hot, but to me it always makes chicks look way less hot, I just hate the way it looks. And porno chicks seem to wear those a lot, so that sucks.
  25. pokerprolific pokerprolific is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:17pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    Some more include
    -guys who look like they are paedophiles, srsly wtf-you know the ones with weird shaped moustaches and loads of tattoos.
    -guys assholes-we don't wana see them kthanks
    -girls who spit in each others mouths
    -that thing they do with the cumshot where they close their mouth and the cum goes all over their chin-srsly just spit or swallow
    i kinda agree/disagree with that guy saying holes being stretched. love assholes being stretched, not a fan of seeing inside her pussy.
    dam i'm putting too much thought into this, gotta move on....
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  26. pokerprolific pokerprolific is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:18pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    also guys moaining. wtf, i cant remember a single time i came and screamed ahhhhhhhhhhh really loud.
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:22pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    I hate how in blowjob scenes there seems to be this emphasis deep throating. I mean obv nothing wrong with a little deeptroating, but its when they are like deep mouthfucking some chick to the point where she is gagging and on the verge of full crying. How the fuck is that supposed to be hot?
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:26pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    I hate when there is nudity in porn. Come on ladies, that's just not appropriate. At least have the courtesy to put on a nice sweater before you get buttfucked by a couple of plumbers.
  29. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:28pm) in reply to Popperhead

     
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    Two girls 1 guy and girl #2 takes the cock out of girl one and sucks it like the cure for whatever disease she has is gonna come shooting out,

    LOL not fucking this.

    This is in my top 5 fav things.
  30. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:32pm) in reply to goofy2485

    I hate when the guy starts like grimacing and then they do a closeup of the dudes face or when the dude gets a really fucking creepy stare.

    Cosign on stretching too. just nasty.
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