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Those who claim they don't believe in evolution and then can't even come close to explaining what evolution actually is. For that matter, people who claim to believe in evolution and then fail at explaining what it is.
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wiggers and wanna gangsters....oh and black people in general
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Couldn't agree more
Originally Posted by 2Slick4u
Dealing with tenants/rental properties, dealing with idiot people who can't drive, people who get into the "10 Items Or Less" aisle at the grocery store with 28 items, rain delays, Muslim apologists, Muslim adherents, Muslim terrorists, religious nut-wads in general, Obama, the US Congress, my congressional representatives, Mike Vick, all the goddam idiot-ass, foaming-at-the-mouth Eagle and Phillie and Boston and Yankee homer fans, China, Kim Jong Il, women with gang tattoos, women who are fat, women who smoke, women who can't shut up, women that are butt-ugly, pan-handlers, crack-heads, hipsters, the big oil companies, the big pharmaceutical companies, the big banks, the big insurance companies, the big power companies, the big corporations, lame-tards who insist on keeping savage dogs as "pets," old age, speed traps, traffic camera traps, cops, dog-catchers, game-wardens, collection agencies, telemarketers, spam, insomnia, Pakistani intelligence, women's "pro" basketball,
umpires, referees, line judges, zebras, back judges, time keepers, athletes who can't STFU and just play, old people, middle-aged people, young people, retarded people, rich people, poor people, drunk people, stupid people, ugly people, fat people, crazy people, lazy people, white people, yellow people, red people, black people, brown people, mixed breed people, mixed gender people, mixed-up people, loud people, dangerous people, politicians, dieticians, morticians, mathematicians, musicians, atheists, agnostics, teachers, students, Democrats, Republicans, warm beer, jock itch and mosquitoes.
Didn't realise this until reading this post but this actually is the reason for a lot of my anger towards people!Originally Posted by mackieinva
when someone says something sarcastic so I say something sarcastic back and they instantly say "woah man I'm just kidding relaxe." I know you are, so am I.
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what the fuck did Zebras ever do to you?
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religion isn't even close? damn lolOriginally Posted by bfactor
This^^^ and it's not even close
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people who work 1, 40 hr a week job and complain they dont have time to do things. OR they are tired from working so much. OR complain they dont have enough money. There is 168 hrs in a week ya lazy bastards.
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Originally Posted by SpankyHamm
People in different lanes matching speeds on the highway
This +10000000
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finding empty boxes of cereal/crackers etc. in the pantry. if it's empty, throw it away. this also applies to empty cartons of ice cream in the freezer.
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Baby moms that lie to drag you through an unnecessary and expensive custody battle.
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thisOriginally Posted by spankyhamm
People in different lanes matching speeds on the highway
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snooki, people who brag about how much money they have, people who don't get sarcasm, people who talk too much, people who don't talk enough, people trying to tell me how to live my life, people who don't listen, people who are closed-minded...the list could go on... -
tough to please eh?
Originally Posted by kmc28
this
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snooki, people who brag about how much money they have, people who don't get sarcasm, people who talk too much, people who don't talk enough, people trying to tell me how to live my life, people who don't listen, people who are closed-minded...the list could go on... -
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Not really, I'm just talking about the people who are the extremes of those.Originally Posted by CeJeH
tough to please eh?
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cock blocks....especially that 'one guy' who follows you and a hot bish into an empty room at a party simply because he has no chance of even talking to a female.
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- people that say "excuse you"
- the guy who does the voice of archer and bob's burgers
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this reminds me as well...Will Smith's "music"Originally Posted by The Spewtard
this reminds me, Jaden Smith in anything...
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OK, there's one thing you need to know about me---banana is one of my absolute favorite flavors of food---it's my favorite flavor of ice cream, my favorite candy if anything is 'flavored' like it, one of my top-5 fruits despite the fact that they probably are objectively overrated. I LOVE banana flavored food.
Originally Posted by tamayo85
Wat
Given that, there are very few things in the world that tilt the FUCK out of me as much as fucking banana NUT muffins. Why the fuck do we have banana nut muffins? Who decided we need to ruin a perfectly genius muffin idea (the banana base) with these fucking gross and disgusting nuts just SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FUCKING MUFFIN.
Why banana? Who decided we should ruin banana?
Do you see blueberry pecan muffins?
Do you see apple walnut muffins?
Do you see fucking cranberry cashew muffins?
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. So why the fuck does society decide that BANANA goes SOOOOOOO WELL with nuts? It's not even questioned anymore. Ben & Jerry's comes out with a banana-based ice cream...well, guess what? You got some motherfucking WALNUTS in it. Why the fuck? Because we've decided as a collective group of brainless morons that banana just MUST be paired with nuts. Is anything actually enhanced by these nuts? NO. All they do is take away from the glorious, sumptuous taste of banana flavor. And don't give me that fucking bullshit texture argument---if that was valid, every muffin would have a bunch of fucking nuts in it; as we've already established, they DO NOT.
Every time I fucking see a banana nut muffin, it tilts me for a solid 5 minutes because I know there's a delicious muffin lurking in there somewhere. I can only hope that we one day realize the folly of our ways and correct this culinary catastrophe.
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QFT. Fuck Walnuts and Pecans.Originally Posted by FenwayKing
OK, there's one thing you need to know about me---banana is one of my absolute favorite flavors of food---it's my favorite flavor of ice cream, my favorite candy if anything is 'flavored' like it, one of my top-5 fruits despite the fact that they probably are objectively overrated. I LOVE banana flavored food.
Given that, there are very few things in the world that tilt the FUCK out of me as much as fucking banana NUT muffins. Why the fuck do we have banana nut muffins? Who decided we need to ruin a perfectly genius muffin idea (the banana base) with these fucking gross and disgusting nuts just SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FUCKING MUFFIN.
Why banana? Who decided we should ruin banana?
Do you see blueberry pecan muffins?
Do you see apple walnut muffins?
Do you see fucking cranberry cashew muffins?
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. So why the fuck does society decide that BANANA goes SOOOOOOO WELL with nuts? It's not even questioned anymore. Ben & Jerry's comes out with a banana-based ice cream...well, guess what? You got some motherfucking WALNUTS in it. Why the fuck? Because we've decided as a collective group of brainless morons that banana just MUST be paired with nuts. Is anything actually enhanced by these nuts? NO. All they do is take away from the glorious, sumptuous taste of banana flavor. And don't give me that fucking bullshit texture argument---if that was valid, every muffin would have a bunch of fucking nuts in it; as we've already established, they DO NOT.
Every time I fucking see a banana nut muffin, it tilts me for a solid 5 minutes because I know there's a delicious muffin lurking in there somewhere. I can only hope that we one day realize the folly of our ways and correct this culinary catastrophe.
Oh, and don't even get me started on banana bread with nuts in it. -
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Purple people. Fuck purple people.
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I just learned the reason people leave the stickers on their hats (excluding black people who knows why they do it), its so when your hands are sweaty you grab the bill of the hat by the stickers so you dont get the actual bill dirty.
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people who don't wipe sweat off benchs at the gym and people who read at the gym. if u have the time to read ur not working out hard enough guy
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thugs/ghetto people/anyone who speaks "ebonics"/people who use foodstamps/people who ride the bus/people who steal/people who abuse government funds/white people
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-Skip Bayless
-People who think they're better than everyone else.
-Racist people
-Internet Gangsters
-Drivers who come over to the fast lane, only to drive slow in front of you. While the other lanes are wide open.
-Onions, Lettuce
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I love banana nut muffins, and I would totally eat an apple walnut muffin too...someone should make those
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