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  1. I just have to get this off my chest. Everytime I go to drive around town, I encounter this light at a busy intersection just outside my neighborhood. It has 3 lanes: 1 specifically for peeps turning left, one for just going straight, and one that you are able to go straight or turn right. To get anywhere in town I usually have to turn right at this light. Now it seems that whenever I'm in a rush, like to work or something, some douche has to clog up the right turn lane during a red light cause he wants to go straight. There will be nobody in the middle lane to go straight but for some reason this guy decides to make everybody wait for the green light before they can turn. There can be 5+ cars all with their right blinker on and no cross traffic but we can't go cause of one guy in the front wants to go straight. Of course this has to be a painfully long light too. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  2. all other drivers tilt me while driving. everything they do. everyone sucks at driving except for me.
  3. I hate driving down the highway, having my cruise control on and pass then get passed by the same car multiple times.
  4. no turn signal obviously. i seriously just want to follow them for miles and slaughter them and everyone in their car.
  5. People only doing 80 in the fastlane. I mean come on, its the fastlane, if you aint doing 90 move over, i got places to be.
     
  6. just thinking of my answer to this question puts me on tilt. esp. since you reminded me i'm going to have to put up with all the friday traffic headed to the beach. its nice living so close to the ocean but a pain in the ass with all the people they bring.... at least now i drive more californian so i get to piss everyone else off too.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson View Post

    just thinking of my answer to this question puts me on tilt. esp. since you reminded me i'm going to have to put up with all the friday traffic headed to the beach. its nice living so close to the ocean but a pain in the ass with all the people they bring.... at least now i drive more californian so i get to piss everyone else off too.

    i.e. has no idea how to drive in a proper, safe manner
  8. power seat
  9. Hmmm, where the hell do I start?!?!?

    1) OP's Incident
    2) People who merge onto the freeway and immediately jam out into the fast lane despite only going 50 MPH. I don't give a f#*k if you intend on going 90, wait until you build up some speed FFS!
    3) People who pull up to an intersection in a lane that is clearly marked will end in 30 feet after the light turns green. FFS just wait in line like the rest of us, instead of cutting off people and causing everyone else to hit the brakes.
    4) People who fail to use turn signals. This especially tilts me when it's a Lexus driver. It's as if they don't have to obey simple traffic rules because their car is worth more than my life. Eff all of you!
    5) Tailgaters. I can understand if I'm going under the speed limit, but if it's a single-lane road and I'm already doing 5-10 OVER please lay off. That makes for a guaranteed coast on my part until you back the f(*k off of me.
    6) Zig-zaggers. The ones who drive like they're about to have a kid yet end up going nowhere. They'll fly across 3 lanes to pass a car and then get stuck behind another car cuz they don't know how to drive and end up still being behind me.
    7) The space stealers - These are the folks going 60 MPH in the fast lane and right as you're passing by them to get in front they decide they suddenly want to go 80 so you can't get in front of them. Then, when they eat up your space they go back to going 60 MPH. I hate these people more than the NBA Playoffs.
    8) The high-beamers - The folks that are in such a hurry, they must tell you how much of a hurry they're in by flashing their high-beams at you to get over. How about this...I'm going 10 over already and I'm passing a car, how about you freakin' wait a second?!?!?
    9) The Fast-Lane Loyalists - The ones that get into the fast lane and never leave. Doesn't matter if there's cars being passed or not. Once they're there, they're there for good. The fast-lane is for passing only. Get the eff over once you're done!!!!

    I'm sure there's more, but this is just what popped off the top of my head.
    /rant.
  10. I am with the OP on that one.

    A few others
    - When I'm like 7th in line for a short stoplight, and the 1st person in line isn't paying attention and takes like 5 seconds to start moving when the light turns green, and I end up getting hung up at the light for another cycle.
    - People who stop 3 car lengths behind the car in front of them at stoplights.
    - People who match speed with the cars next to them on the highway.
    - When people slow down to 10 MPH below the speed limit as they pass a cop on the highway.
     
  11. on the highway someone who goes 65 mph in the left lane and wont get over to the middle and i cant pass em cause im trapped by the douche in front of me and cars beside me.

    when a red light turns green people who take more than one second to get their car moving.
  12. People who can't merge. If you're getting on to the highway, you have to actually turn your head a little bit to look for a space for your car, and to speed up to the same speed everyone else is going.

    I want to punch at least one person every single day during my commute, and it's always just for this one thing.
     
  13. The driving world would be a nicer place if my car was fitted with coaxial machine guns and full immunity.
  14. along with ops example, people who are in a similar lane who dont pull up and/or to the left side of the lane to let people behind them get by and turn when theres soooo much room.

    also, people who want to turn right while the traffic coming from that direction has the green left turn arrow who sit there looking back to their left for oncoming traffic... they sit there looking but it's so hard to see the would be oncoming traffic through all the cars blocking their view... FUCKING GO... IF THE LANE TO YOUR RIGHT IS TURNING LEFT THEN THERE CANT BE ANY ONCOMING TRAFFIC CAN THERE??? WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?
  15. stupid drivers
  16. oh i really get annoyed when someone drives with their blinker on for miles and miles on the highway.... can't you see your arrow on the dash board or hear the dinging sound? TURN OFF YOUR DAMN BLINKER.
  17. Those assfucks that need to slam on the brakes when they see one of those roadside speedometers.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    I am with the OP on that one.

    - When people slow down to 10 MPH below the speed limit as they pass a cop on the highway.

  19. I hate when there is a traffic jam, and you gun it over to ride on the shoulder of the road to pass all the cars waiting, and then the jerks try to block you from getting back in the lane.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    I hate when there is a traffic jam, and you gun it over to ride on the shoulder of the road to pass all the cars waiting, and then the jerks try to block you from getting back in the lane.

    I'm one of those jerks. You don't get ahead of me with a maneuver like that unless you are willing to go off-road.
     
  21.  
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post


    I hate when there is a traffic jam, and you gun it over to ride on the shoulder of the road to pass all the cars waiting, and then the jerks try to block you from getting back in the lane.

    Why should you not have to wait like everyone else? I will block all day everyday.
  22. lol op. someone should magically know you are going to turn right at the next light and change lanes in order for you to do so?

    tailgaters tho
  23. 1. Going the speed limit or below in the left lane.

    2. Merging on the highway going anywhere between 30mph and 50mph.

    3. Old people

    4. Young people

    5. UNNECESSARY BRAKING ON THE MOTHER FUCKING HIGHWAY!!!!!!!

    ADSFIAJEFLIAJDSF;WMNFANJAFN4WFAN

    Thank you. I feel better now.
  24.  
    Originally Posted by BlueDemonJJ View Post


    Why should you not have to wait like everyone else? I will block all day everyday.

    It is just too damn frustrating to wait; don't know why this is so hard for you to understand.

    I'm not keeping you from doing the same thing.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    It is just too damn frustrating to wait; don't know why this is so hard for you to understand.

    I'm not keeping you from doing the same thing.

    But your not getting anywhere faster. Maybe...maybe a minute or two.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    I hate when there is a traffic jam, and you gun it over to ride on the shoulder of the road to pass all the cars waiting, and then the jerks try to block you from getting back in the lane.

    wtf plz be a level
     
  27. White knuckled, tunnel visioned, overly cautious blue haired old ladies.

    Straight bill hat wearing, baggy pant drooping, boom box blasting punks.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Hanashk View Post

    But your not getting anywhere faster. Maybe...maybe a minute or two.

    Sometimes it works well, sometimes it doesn't do much good. And there have been times I'm on the Expressway, and I feel the uncontrollable urge while in a traffic jam, and I look over and see that I forgot to empty the pee bottle last time I was in the car. Believe me, the extra minute or 2 is pretty important.
  29. I can't believe no one said asians yet. or women. hey-ohhhhhh
  30. these people driving typically annoy me. especially when in vans



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