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  1. Be careful what you wish for. Undertitle's are like an std. I get a new one every few months and have to explain it to my wife.
  2. lol... LM's humor cannot be topped
     
  3.  
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    im jelly that I dont have one.

    You can have mine, I'm really tired of it. I was thinking of going with something like "Sexier than Stephen Hawking"
  4.  
    Originally Posted by Magnet Steve View Post

    As long as timthegem is riding titleless, I'll stay on board, too.


    Secretary of Single Malt for you, sir
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Geoff Moore View Post

    I think Dyz's should be:
    "you're wrong"

    or

    "semantics"

    How about "agrees with everyone"?

    seems like as good a place as any to misuse "ironic"
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    sacaniga needs a new one. I have no clue wtf his old one refers to or means. He is "fake machinist" btw.


    http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/past-...ml#post6370790

    that's where mine came from, I get a kick out of it because I know it makes zero sense to 99% of OT. I don't care if it gets changed though
  7. lol never saw that. pretty funny. reminds me of the friends episode where the dumb guy lies on his resume about knowing certain dance moves then gets called out on it during the interview. hilarity ensues.
     
  8.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    "Trying too hard." since you started the thread youre stuck with it lol.


    my vote goes here
    Edited By: FouTight Sep 30th, 2012 at 02:10 AM
    Reason: obv just showing off my undertitle
  9. I'd like to have something like "under the radar". I'm sure its more like "ignored regularly" but the first one would be better for my self esteem. As far as suggestions, my only one would probably be for Glo4m. Something like "Torrey Smith > RGIII"
  10.  
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    Secretary of Single Malt for you, sir

    I have a four year old bottle of Ardbeg in a kitchen cabinet because the person who gave it to me is the only person who will actually drink it. That one probably won't work.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    lol never saw that. pretty funny. reminds me of the friends episode where the dumb guy lies on his resume about knowing certain dance moves then gets called out on it during the interview. hilarity ensues.


    yeah I think dicking around with resumes is a really untapped method of entertainment... I keep putting this off but I'm gonna make a few different types of resumes soon and just email them around for kicks. I want to make a ridiculously overqualified completely bull shit one like graduating from yale and trading stocks in indoneasia for a few years and now I'm here looking to work at subway kinda deal, see if I get called in for an interview and just see if I can make shit weird

    I also wanna do the opposite and apply to out of reach jobs with nothing but assinine shit on my resume, I was really close to doing this before I moved to this town but never did, I wanted to make a video of just my head superimposed on people doing various stunts and dancing at clubs or firing guns into the air and hand deliver the DVD's as my resume and try and keep a straight face if I get an interview

    I have a very exciting life clearly
  12. lol that fake machinist story cracked me up. Makes me want to apply for a job I've been seeing for a CFO with 15+ yrs experience in upper management. I should come up with the most killer resume you've ever seen and show up for the interview as a 26 yr old a few yrs out of college.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Magnet Steve View Post

    I have a four year old bottle of Ardbeg in a kitchen cabinet because the person who gave it to me is the only person who will actually drink it. That one probably won't work.

    I hope you have disavowed this person.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    Pretty sure Pluv has that one wrapped up


    I walk around with this shirt sometimes as well....


  15. The Miz says hello.
     
  16. Testing to see if I even have one...doubtful...I'm not very important in OT :-)
  17. :- )
  18. my undertitle is stupid
  19. People who wear shirts with messages on them or with little witty quips are in my top 3 for most hated humans.





    get it?



    kill yourself
  20. The Champ is here.
  21.  
    Originally Posted by Magnet Steve View Post

    I have a four year old bottle of Ardbeg in a kitchen cabinet because the person who gave it to me is the only person who will actually drink it. That one probably won't work.


    I fully expect to see your Merry Christmas beer chug in less than 7 seconds this year.
  22. You should make this a thread where you nominate the previous poster for a title.

    I say for onenm24, "this guys a cop".
    Edited By: jtown1010 Sep 30th, 2012 at 03:31 AM
  23. I wear nothing but shirts like that now. WPT run it said "May your life someday be as awesome as you claim it is on facebook"
    Edited By: whitealroker Sep 30th, 2012 at 03:33 AM
  24. a few have suggested mine "less talky more choppy"....
  25.  
    Originally Posted by jtown1010 View Post

    You should make this a thread where you nominate the previous poster for a title.

    I say for onenm24, "this guys a cop".


    That won't work after November 2nd this year. Last day at current job.
  26. surprised thereraise hasn't gotten one involving sports/msu/wine
  27. everyone whos met Jaybone irl should get a "has met JB Grindier" while they get their own under tittle some day
  28.  
    Originally Posted by wild_ride View Post

    everyone whos met Jaybone irl should get a "has met JB Grindier" while they get their own under tittle some day


    No Admin would spend 7 hours adding all those undertitles. haha
     
  29.  
    Originally Posted by FouTight View Post

    my vote goes here

    Tmls should be "pushing on blindly through the haters, and by haters I mean everyone."
  30.  
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I wear nothing but shirts like that now. WPT run it said "May your life someday be as awesome as you claim it is on facebook"

    Wtf plugged you in the top of your head? It's kind of mushroom shaped.
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