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Tiltinshoes Gettin Sexed Tonight!

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  1. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 3:57pm)

    Well OT, as much fun as these blue balls have been for the past 2 and a half years, I'm getting married today, and therefore some booty tonight.

    I think it was a good omen that we blew it out last and got wrecked for my bachellor party, and I woke up sober, and without a hangover of any kind. Wish me luck OT, hopefully I don't get my one pump chump on.
  2. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:01pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Good luck and congrats.
     
  3. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is online now Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:01pm) in reply to wantagolf

    promoting pp in a wedding brag post, i don't even....

    jk congrats!!
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:01pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    Fuck yes!!!
  5. B_O_K_E B_O_K_E is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:04pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    Edited By: B_O_K_E Nov 19th, 2011 at 04:05 PM
     
  6. Camz Camz is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:04pm) in reply to B_O_K_E

    Pics of exwife?
  7. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:05pm) in reply to Camz

    people really abstain till marriage?

    congrats mang, make sure you rub one out in the bathroom at the reception so you can last.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:06pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Congrats!
  9. elizarocks elizarocks is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:08pm) in reply to djg23

    lol @ waiting til marriage.

    Congrats I think though. hopefully she doesn't have a penis.
  10. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:08pm) in reply to elizarocks

    give it to her like she's never had it before

    jkjk grats tiltin i hope the wedding goes great!
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:15pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Grats

    +1 to hopefully she doesn't have a penis!
  12. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:25pm) in reply to tamayo85

    Enjoy your 30 seconds,,,
  13. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:30pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Man we got Tiltin so smashed last night. He was pretty tipsy before we got to the bars. But then after 6 shots in about 10 minutes and it was all down hill after that...great night, and looking forward to today.
  14. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:07pm) in reply to astaggs

    You sure you getting some? Congrats!
  15. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is online now world traveler

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:09pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    Pictures of bloody sheet or it didn't happen
    Edited By: zeppelinzoso16 Nov 19th, 2011 at 05:11 PM
  16. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:12pm) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    Pics of exwife?

    No joke, about two years ago, I was going through and clearing out my computer and found some nudes. I almost put them on wowswift.

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    Enjoy your 30 seconds,,,

    Oh I intend to.

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    Fuck yes!!!


    Fuck yes!!!

     
    Originally Posted by xxbossmanxx View Post

    You sure you getting some? Congrats!

    If I dont, I'll probably cry.
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  17. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:12pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
  18. Randers Randers is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:19pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
  19. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:34pm) in reply to Randers

    Did she at least play with your balls

    Abstaining till marriage- That shit Cray
  20. wild_ride wild_ride is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:37pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
    Originally Posted by TiltinShoes View Post

    got wrecked for my bachellor party, and I woke up sober, and without a hangover of any kind. .

    I call bullshit on this

    Nobody would make their bachelors party the night before the wedding unless you wanted the marriage to last under 6 months
  21. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:37pm) in reply to wild_ride

    I'd say congrats, but the whole idea of waiting until you get married is pretty pathetic. I hope her puss smells like low tide.
  22. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:52pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    That seems like an unneccisary thing to hope for.
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  23. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:54pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    That why you are supposed to take it for a test drive before you buy it.
  24. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:57pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    It was something that is important to her, and she is important to me. So I wanted to repect her wishes man.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:21pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Congrats shoes! Enjoy your awkward 30 seconds of sex tonight.
  26. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:22pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
    Originally Posted by TiltinShoes View Post

    It was something that is important to her, and she is important to me. So I wanted to repect her wishes man.

    I can respect that. Have fun mang.
  27. Pghfan987 Pghfan987 is offline

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:27pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

     
    Originally Posted by TiltinShoes View Post

    It was something that is important to her, and she is important to me. So I wanted to repect her wishes man.

    You're a good man, best wishes to you both.
    660 1
  28. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:40pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    Congrats shoes! Enjoy your awkward 30 seconds of sex tonight.

    Maybe so, but it can be 30 seconds like 5 times tho!
  29. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is online now

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:46pm) in reply to OneM24

    Thats like 2 and a half minutes!
    Edited By: TiltinShoes Nov 19th, 2011 at 06:47 PM
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  30. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:55pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Congrats. But don't get your hopes up. I've given her a few dump and pumps and it wasn't too impressive.
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