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Time you wait after your married and your spouse dies to have sex???

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  1. Nbaker26 Nbaker26 is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:10pm)

    In a heated discussion here, just curious, in your opinion what do you think the average time a person takes to have sex with someone after there spouse dies.... Guess male and female.....
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:13pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    I've already told my wife I will trying to pick up chicks at her wake.

    I think waiting at least a week would be more appropriate though.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:16pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I've already told my wife I will trying to pick up chicks at her wake.

    I think waiting at least a week would be more appropriate though.

    Thanks for clearing things up. I thought you were a sicko until I read your second sentence.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:16pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    don't know about a time limit, but this chick banged 27 dudes in just over a year after her husband died...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...nds-death.html
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:16pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    Male probably less than 5 mins

    Female goes through a lot more emotionally so maybe like a year.
  6. pwklbc pwklbc is offline

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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:19pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    Too many variables. Age, how long the marriage was, how strong the marriage was, etc. Everyone's grieving period is different as well. Some people never will, some will just a few months later.

    Males - 2 years

    Females - 6 years
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:25pm) in reply to pwklbc

     
    Originally Posted by pwklbc View Post

    Too many variables. Age, how long the marriage was, how strong the marriage was, etc. Everyone's grieving period is different as well. Some people never will, some will just a few months later.

    Males - 2 years

    Females - 6 years

    Agree with the first paragraph, but I think the time frames are way too long.

    Males- probably no more than 6 months

    Females- a little over a year

    But these are really dependent on how socially active they are. In my job, super easy to meet people and ask them out (retail manager) who aren't retarded alcholics. But if an office employee without alot of contact with others might make it harder.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:32pm) in reply to undertheradar

    this is gonna come across as super ghey. but I can't imagine sleeping with another women within a year if my wife died.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:33pm) in reply to undertheradar

    I 100% agree with the variables, but just saying on average... I mean obviously there's some whore who prob sleep with someone the same week, and some people who never do.. just saying on average...
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:34pm) in reply to undertheradar

    That's why I said age/length of marriage were key factors. 2 & 6 were total guesses, I could be way off.

    A person in their 50's, who has been married 20+ years, most likely isn't going to jump right back in the dating pool in less than 2 years, I don't think. There is exceptions of course.

    A 24 year old, who was only married a year or so, won't have had as strong of a bond as the 20+ yr marriage, and will be ready for a relationship much sooner.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:37pm) in reply to pwklbc

     
    Originally Posted by pwklbc View Post

    That's why I said age/length of marriage were key factors. 2 & 6 were total guesses, I could be way off.

    A person in their 50's, who has been married 20+ years, most likely isn't going to jump right back in the dating pool in less than 2 years, I don't think. There is exceptions of course.

    A 24 year old, who was only married a year or so, won't have had as strong of a bond as the 20+ yr marriage, and will be ready for a relationship much sooner.

    I'm a retard. My response was if someone like me (early 30's or younger) had it happen, whereas older than say 50 definitely would take much longer
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:42pm) in reply to undertheradar

    Well I was generally asking the question as your husband/wife died relatively young... I mean obv if your 50 your not up at the bar getting wasted and being a hooker at the bar everynight lol... But say your 33, were married for 6 years, no kids..... pretty good relationship, not the greatest, not the worst...
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 10:47pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    I would still seX0r my dead husband. and when he starts to smell, its k, i have his penix molded already
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 11:22pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    Just read title, but you should prob do it within a few minutes, otherwise the body will get cold and it won't be too enjoyable.
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 11:23pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    Are you calling my sister a liar?
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 11:25pm) in reply to Nbaker26

    most males = as soon as the next opportunity to bang presents itself

    most females = a few months, 6 tops
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    Aug 1st, 2009 (8/1/2009 11:25pm) in reply to Goal4Ziggy

     
    Originally Posted by Goal4Ziggy View Post

    Just read title, but you should prob do it within a few minutes, otherwise the body will get cold and it won't be too enjoyable.

    lol, so effing true!!!! Not that I would know cuz thats way too morbid for me!!!
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