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Tomorrow is the day I ask her out...UPDATED I failed...most likely

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  1. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2009 (7/30/2009 3:21pm) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

     
    Originally Posted by marc1313 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Hey marc and defndrofangels,

    Do you want to go to the santa monica pier with me some time in the next week or two?

    I haven't been to the beach since April, so, I wanted to take some more spy pics of hot chicks at the beach cuz the weather is getting pretty hot the past couple weeks finally in LA.

    So, if you guys go with me, then I can't get beat up as easily if one of their boyfriends catches me taking spy pics of them or whatever, cuz I'll be BBA (backed by Asians).

    Anyways seriously though do you guys want to go? I'm not gonna go swimming or any of that shit though. I just wanna pop some vicodin and then take some pics and maybe eat lunch there or something on the pier.

    busy this weekend, but maybe next weekend (might hang out with some friends out that way anyway). don't want to promise anything bfactor, but if i do end up going out there, maybe i can drive defndrof as well. one thing i promise, is that in order to go, ill need to find a police escort. not a big fan of ending up as a lampshade in Mrs. Bfactor's house.

    I would never harm an Asian person.

    secretly my #1 goal while visiting LA this upcoming weekend was to hang out with bfactor
  2. DonkeyThis DonkeyThis is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2009 (7/30/2009 4:56pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Bfactor if you are down here (LA) when I am in town i will go stalk Asians on the beach with you. Or we can go over to SF valley and surround ourselves in Asians.
  3. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2009 (7/30/2009 8:24pm) in reply to DonkeyThis

    So, odds on her calling me? Anyone?

    I'd give it a 5% chance she calls me.
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  4. Nole91 Nole91 is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2009 (7/30/2009 8:50pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    .0000001%

    There is a remote possibility that she could get whacked out of her mind on Sake this weekend and need a sober person to drive her home.
     
  5. elendil elendil is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2009 (7/30/2009 9:09pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    5% is optimistic. Just forget about her and find another little girl. Plenty of fishes in the seas.
  6. Livew1re Livew1re is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2009 (7/31/2009 3:25am) in reply to elendil

     
    Originally Posted by elendil View Post

    5% is optimistic. Just forget about her and find another little girl. Plenty of fishes in the seas.

  7. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2009 (7/31/2009 3:48am) in reply to Defndrofangels

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  8. stevem1267 stevem1267 is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2009 (7/31/2009 4:03am) in reply to Defndrofangels

    you stepped into the batters box and took a swing. ot shouldn't flame you. hope she calls, gl man
  9. Jerraboi Jerraboi is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 4:35am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post


    Here's what you need to do tomorrow defendro. Wake up and make sure you have a good breakfast. Get a newspaper and just relax, Maybe do a crossword puzzle and try not to think about what's gonna happen later in the day

    Eat your food and go take a shower. make sure you shave with a straight razor. asian chicks love clean shaven men. get some good deoderant and make sure you put on some cologne.

    Try to make sure you're not sweating so turn the air on in the house and car ride tow work. Again, you have to stay calm and not get pysched out. Then do some breathing exercises and give yourself a pep talk.

    Now here's the real important stuff. When you get to work, just find her and ask if you can talk to her about something outside for a couple minutes. Make sure you're parked close and walk towards your car, so you're comfortable. As she follow pop your truck, throw some duct tape on the bitch and push her in.

    Live happily ever after with her tied to a chain in your basement.

    LLLLOOOOLLLLLLL HOLLA
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