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Tomorrow is the day I ask her out...UPDATED I failed...most likely

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  1. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:35pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    I agree with Niceguy, unless it's an asian thing. Way to stalkerish in this situation.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:36pm) in reply to LeftyC

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post


    From an OTer:

    AIM IM with SimpleManLS 7/28/09 10:12 PM
    simplemanlsin your professional opinion
    me: lol

    simplemanls:and when i say professional i mean cause you have boobx
    me: lol yea?

    simplemanls: what the FUCK is wrong with this dfendr dude...
    simplemanls: like i just dont get it... hjow can you be so socially inept and not know how to talk to a girl...

    me: haha who?

    simplemanls: Youre the only person on aim right now that i can talk to from OT and i cant bash this dude that hard cause next time i get banned its permanent
    simplemanls: sigh.. just read OP
    simplemanls: http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...er-out-4523493
    simplemanls: mean ajkhfakjshdkajsdh
    simplemanls: Just go talk to her, throw in something along the lines of the office wont be the same without her and then be like do you wanna go grab some dinner tonight or anything OMFGGGGGG suck some more at life
    simplemanls1020doesnt drink doesnt smoke obv has no friends and sucks that bad at talking to girls OMFG
    me: llol i know dude

    wow

    simplemanls: /rant
    me: lol im posting that

    Seriously tho- grow some balls or she's gonna eat u alive. Women like confident men!!!!! skfgjdklfjadf i can't say this enough

    It's not like I can't talk to them it's just that they always constantly see me in the friend zone. Sucks I know. Also being very picky sucks. I just don't know really how to ask them out...to many damn standards or something like that.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:37pm) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    Just go talk to her, throw in something along the lines of the office wont be the same without her and then be like do you wanna go grab some dinner tonight or anything

    OMGGG a desperate stalker!!! You might actually let her know you are interested in her by doing this.. very bad advice. You need to be cool, non communicative and aloof... thats what every girl wants.

    Seriously though... just do something along those lines^^^.

    Sigh, that doesn't work either.. See he is leaving the office, not her.

    Edit** this is what he should say. "Hey <insert name> I'm grabbing some sushi for lunch, you in?" She will have three responses to this. A) Yes B) No C) Umm at what time? C is the trickiest because it is on the line, if you seem too eager, it shifts to a no, if you play it right it shifts to a yes. I don't know the girl so I can't give you an answer to how to handle C. But something along the lines of "you know what time lunch is" will be sufficient.

    Most importantly, after this whether she says yes or no, go get sushi.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:38pm) in reply to LatestLines2

     
    Originally Posted by LatestLines2 View Post

    Ugh...some of the worst advice ever. Just pay her to have sex with you

    fyp
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:40pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    Can't wait to hear your update about how she's busy this weekend but "maybe another time?"
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:41pm) in reply to jcpeace

     
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

    Can't wait to hear your update about how she's busy this weekend but "maybe another time?"

    Bawsten loves this post.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:41pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Sigh, that doesn't work either.. See he is leaving the office, not her.

    Hence, the "along those lines" comment.

    Other than not say "i know we dont talk much" what do you suggest that he do Niceguy?

    edit: I read your post.. good advice.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:43pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    read my edit above.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:43pm) in reply to jcpeace

    yea she has her mind made up, prolly since the last time u asked her what her plans where for the w/e. she's gonna make uo some excuse, blah blah blah. ask her anyway, you need the practice imo
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:45pm) in reply to LeftyC

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    yea she has her mind made up, prolly since the last time u asked her what her plans where for the w/e. she's gonna make uo some excuse, blah blah blah. ask her anyway, you need the practice imo

    all women lie... and i hope leftyc is too.

    i cant believe how much i want this guy to win tomorrow, lol.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:46pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    dude that makes no sense how can you be picky when you suck with girls so it seems.... and or have standards.. it's obv to see why the always see you in the friend zone your to nice and you act like you care to much.. pls start drinking to btw . have you not hung out with guys that hook up with girls all the time.. see how they act????
     
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:48pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    It's not like I can't talk to them it's just that they always constantly see me in the friend zone. Sucks I know. Also being very picky sucks. I just don't know really how to ask them out...to many damn standards or something like that.

    It's like someone said in one of your other threads, you need to be more black and white. You fall into the friend zone because you aren't letting them know you are interested. You have to believe that she is going to say yes and if she doesn't, it won't be a big deal. You need to believe she'll be making a mistake by not saying yes.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:48pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    yea she has her mind made up, prolly since the last time u asked her what her plans where for the w/e. she's gonna make uo some excuse, blah blah blah. ask her anyway, you need the practice imo

    all women lie... and i hope leftyc is too.

    i cant believe how much i want this guy to win tomorrow, lol.

    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:50pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    yea she has her mind made up, prolly since the last time u asked her what her plans where for the w/e. she's gonna make uo some excuse, blah blah blah. ask her anyway, you need the practice imo

    all women lie... and i hope leftyc is too.

    i cant believe how much i want this guy to win tomorrow, lol.

    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.

    /end thread.

    Dude stop now, please just stop now. forget this whole threda and asking her out tomm. Please for your dignity.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:50pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    Just whip it out. If she grabs for it, than it's meant to be.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:51pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.

    FUCCKKKK

    just throw in the towel.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:52pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    FUCCKKKK

    just throw in the towel.

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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:52pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.

    Dude how have mod's not figured out he's a banned member yet????????? god dman
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:52pm) in reply to dams

    Here's what you need to do tomorrow defendro. Wake up and make sure you have a good breakfast. Get a newspaper and just relax, Maybe do a crossword puzzle and try not to think about what's gonna happen later in the day

    Eat your food and go take a shower. make sure you shave with a straight razor. asian chicks love clean shaven men. get some good deoderant and make sure you put on some cologne.

    Try to make sure you're not sweating so turn the air on in the house and car ride tow work. Again, you have to stay calm and not get pysched out. Then do some breathing exercises and give yourself a pep talk.

    Now here's the real important stuff. When you get to work, just find her and ask if you can talk to her about something outside for a couple minutes. Make sure you're parked close and walk towards your car, so you're comfortable. As she follow pop your truck, throw some duct tape on the bitch and push her in.

    Live happily ever after with her tied to a chain in your basement.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:52pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    and why dont you drink again? still no reply to the question from others?
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:53pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:54pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...

    Dont talk to her ever again. I can not be any more serious.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:54pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    As she follow pop your truck, throw some duct tape on the bitch and push her in.

    Probably the only advice given that will actually get him alone with her in his car.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:56pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post


    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.

    sigh....new odds: 325:1
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:56pm) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    and why dont you drink again? still no reply to the question from others?

    I dislike the taste of alcohol even a small amount of it.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:59pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    and why dont you drink again? still no reply to the question from others?

    I dislike the taste of alcohol even a small amount of it.

    you seem boring
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:59pm) in reply to jaykell15

     
    Originally Posted by jaykell15 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post


    haha yea i wanna win badly too. Well I did invite her to my birthday thing last week...she said she couldn't come and apologized cuz she was going to the movies with her friends in LA...I asked her today how was the movie and she said she didn't remember the movie...I prob should've called bs.

    sigh....new odds: 325:1

    Yea I suppose you're right. so then I shouldn't bother? I mean I sorta did with my birthday thing but I did invite all of my fellow interns.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 10:59pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    me and Dams have come to the conclusion that you are, in fact, not a real person.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 11:01pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I'm real, ask the guys who went to the OT dodger game.
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    Jul 28th, 2009 (7/28/2009 11:01pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post


    and why dont you drink again? still no reply to the question from others?

    I dislike the taste of alcohol even a small amount of it.

    Alcohol tastes fucking awful. You have to put yourself through a few months of self enforced drinking to start enjoying a beer. Once you do you'll find many of your women problems become past issues.

    Oh and if she "can't remember" the movie then the only point in asking her out tommorow is for practice
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