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Took a pic of lady getting a gas hose nozzle stuck in her car

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  1. acp acp is offline

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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:32am)



    I look up and see the lady in front of me putting the nozzle in over her car and upside down and next thing you know she is working her ass off trying to get the nozzle out because it got stuck.. didnt get an after pic unfortunately I was laughing too hard
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:33am) in reply to acp

    That mom should have stayed at home.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:34am) in reply to Niceguy

    did you ask her for anal?
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:34am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    That mom should have stayed at home.

    Rad.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:34am) in reply to Niceguy

    white pants, tho.
    Edited By: FadeToMac Jun 24th, 2011 at 12:34 AM
    Reason: 2nd.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:34am) in reply to Niceguy

    nicest 7-11 i ever seen
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:35am) in reply to LSUfan

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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:35am) in reply to LSUfan

     
    Originally Posted by LSUfan View Post

    nicest 7-11 i ever seen

    LOL LA
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:35am) in reply to acp

    get a blackberry great video feature on it

    would have been gold jerry, GOLD
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:36am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    too bad she didn't try harder to get the nozzle out, cause a spark and boooooom we could merge this thread with the tanker blowup thread.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:38am) in reply to jerichoholic

    brag about driving on an Illinois Tollway
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:42am) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

     
    Originally Posted by HeyNiceAscot View Post

    LOL LA


    guess cali has the #1 hood store's nice? sick brag
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:44am) in reply to jerichoholic

     
    Originally Posted by jerichoholic View Post

    too bad she didn't try harder to get the nozzle out, cause a spark and boooooom we could merge this thread with the tanker blowup thread.

    Looooooool
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:45am) in reply to acp

    doubt the nozzle got stuck, you're just trying to make this story even cooler than it it
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:49am) in reply to norcaljeff

    guess you had to be there
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 12:59am) in reply to XXEDPXX

    Lets see...turn around so the gas tank is on the same side as the gas pump, or just hope the nozzle is long enough to reach the other side to insert and remove after I'm finished pumping the gas.........ah fuck it.
    Edited By: kmc28 Jun 24th, 2011 at 01:00 AM
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:06am) in reply to kmc28

    not gonna lie. i once drove off with the nozzle still in the tank. that was embarrassing.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:06am) in reply to MissBecky

    I just learned about a year ago that there's a little arrow next to the gas gauge that points to the side the tank is on. I had a license for 16 years before learning that. Learning it was not my proudest moment.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:11am) in reply to SirLiesAlot

     
    Originally Posted by SirLiesAlot View Post

    I just learned about a year ago that there's a little arrow next to the gas gauge that points to the side the tank is on. I had a license for 16 years before learning that. Learning it was not my proudest moment.

    this may be the coolest thing ever. :)
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:13am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    not gonna lie. i once drove off with the nozzle still in the tank. that was embarrassing.

    giggity
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:22am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    That mom should have stayed at home.

    LOLOL! just got this. wp.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:29am) in reply to MissBecky

    hint for the moms ... when you look at the gas gauge on your instrument panel, a little arrow points to which side of the car your refill is on.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:37am) in reply to saxman

    Had to be there? I thought the pic of the gas hose over her car and the nozzle upside down was pretty good entertainment. I'm not getting niceguy's joke fml
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:37am) in reply to acp

    lol Which side do you fill on?

    look a the little arrow;
    the little gas tank icon is on the same side as the gas tank
    Foreign cars fill up on the passenger side; American cars fill up on the driver side.
    There are so many of these I can't remember them all, so I just pop open the cover and look into the side mirror.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:45am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    Had to be there? I thought the pic of the gas hose over her car and the nozzle upside down was pretty good entertainment. I'm not getting niceguy's joke fml

    you would have to read this long thread. not sure if it would be worth it.

    http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/serio...rriage-641004/
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 1:50am) in reply to Willywoo

     
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    I just pop open the cover and look into the side mirror.

    I'm pretty certain that most women think the side mirrors on a car are just for decoration.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 2:01am) in reply to saxman

     
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    I'm pretty certain that most women think the side mirrors on a car are just for decoration.

    hey now! wait...they're not? ;)
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 2:06am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    not gonna lie. i once drove off with the nozzle still in the tank. that was embarrassing.

    I did that a couple weeks ago. Started to fill up and went inside to get some shit while it was still going and by time I got back to the car I totally forgot about even filling up and drove off. Couldnt believe I was that fuckin dumb.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 2:07am) in reply to Willywoo

     
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    lol Which side do you fill on?

    look a the little arrow;
    the little gas tank icon is on the same side as the gas tank
    Foreign cars fill up on the passenger side; American cars fill up on the driver side.
    There are so many of these I can't remember them all, so I just pop open the cover and look into the side mirror.

    I fill my Honda Fit on driver side. Wish they still made cars where you flip down the rear license plate and put the nozzle in. Much easier for women imo.
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    Jun 24th, 2011 (6/24/2011 2:07am) in reply to MissBecky

    Oh yah abnormalq's wanna be stay at home wife, got it
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