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Top 10 things I learned in Vegas 7s this weekend...

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  1. muddyrugger1 muddyrugger1 is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 10:57pm)

    This is the PG version I posted on Facebook...Some of it may not make sense if you're not around rugby. I'm working on the R Rated...
    I ended up going home with 20 dollars less in my pocket than I went with...Amazing considering I lost 1500 bucks on Roulette when wasted Sat Night...Made a great recovery in NL poker(1-2,1-3,2-5) to bring me back to even on Sunday...pretty sure I played ultra aggressive(raising 30-40% of pots).

    Top 10 things I learned in Vegas this weekend(No particular Order):

    Keg beer is the devil I say...The Devil.

    Do not try to bet the wheels off of RED when its come 21/22 times BLACK

    No matter how hard I tried to make Matt Speedy's sunnies(sunglasses) look
    straight, if your nose is broken, its a lost cause...

    Apparently it ISN'T frowned upon to have a Break Dancing competition in
    the clubs(The Joint to be specific)...

    Apparently it IS frowned upon to run around in circles while spreading my arms like an airplane at clubs making prop engine noises(who knew, right??)

    I definately need to become friends with some of the 'larger' fellas on the USA Eagles, and trade my tiny-tiny Emerick jersey for one that actually fits.. I'm fairly certain his sister laughed more at my fat rolls than anybody combined(and poking me like the pillsbury doughboy for added effect)

    DO NOT TELL A SOMOA WOMAN THAT SHE CAN'T SIT IN THAT SEAT...WOW, talk about deathray staredown..(even though 1 woman can successfully save several hundred seats with a single "no-no" finger)

    Brent "Cope" still has dance moves...Though he should stay away from the break dancing, as he fell over backwards twice.
    (P5's only) --This dude is the worst dancer I've ever seen...my roomate from college.

    Patrick is the luckiest person at craps I've ever seen at the tables.(he went up something like 4k in two sessions)

    If Jake "The Dude" isn't ready to go to bed yet, putting him in a cab back to the hotel(rt across the street) is only a minor setback...He'll just walk back across the street through the back door and keep partying.
    Edited By: muddyrugger1 Feb 15th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
  2. thereraise thereraise is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:02pm) in reply to muddyrugger1

    WAAAAT??
    Edited By: thereraise Feb 15th, 2011 at 11:03 PM
    Reason: cereally no clue
  3. Popperhead Popperhead is online now

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:10pm) in reply to thereraise



  4. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:16pm) in reply to Popperhead

    I agree with all the Wut is this Shit pictures but for some reason I actually enjoyed reading that.

    Just to keep it going:

    Edited By: Z-Fresh Feb 15th, 2011 at 11:16 PM
  5. TheWhitePele TheWhitePele is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:22pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

  6. jolvlomma jolvlomma is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:41pm) in reply to TheWhitePele

  7. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:43pm) in reply to jolvlomma

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  8. studogg76 studogg76 is offline

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    Feb 15th, 2011 (2/15/2011 11:51pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Does not compute, at all.
  9. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 12:25am) in reply to studogg76

    Nephew plays for IU's 7's
  10. michlad michlad is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 12:31am) in reply to studogg76

     
    Originally Posted by studogg76 View Post

    Does not compute, at all.

    Well, for starter's....what's with the whole Rugby part?(- that no one would understand, but was never mentioned). Cute story- def more for Facebook tho.

    In other news, your thread titles are concise and to the point. Unlike some people(aka me)
  11. pgasean pgasean is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 12:34am) in reply to michlad

  12. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 12:39am) in reply to pgasean

     
  13. poumi554 poumi554 is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 1:12am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    That would be hard to understand if you weren't 'around rugby,' equally as difficult when you are though...
  14. cminer25 cminer25 is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 1:24am) in reply to poumi554

  15. jaykell15 jaykell15 is online now

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 1:27am) in reply to cminer25

  16. The Hoke The Hoke is offline Michigan Homer

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 2:13am) in reply to jaykell15

     
    Originally Posted by jaykell15 View Post

    Lolllllllll!
  17. XBassX XBassX is offline

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 2:22am) in reply to The Hoke

  18. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 4:11am) in reply to XBassX

    7s is a rugby tournament. i assume the people are rugby players.
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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 5:01am) in reply to curiousgeorge



    duke the dumpster droese wants to put this in the trash.
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    Feb 16th, 2011 (2/16/2011 6:01am) in reply to SirElliotGordon

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