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Top 9 comments by NBC broadcasters during the Beijing Olympics

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  1. Necro Necro is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 3:22pm)

    Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
    Beijing Olympics that they would wish to take back:

    1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I
    saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

    2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
    from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
    mother and father.'

    4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

    5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think
    we can expect the same thing again.'

    6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
    doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
    the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

    8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
    they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

    9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Steve is playing so well
    is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them. Oh my God, what have I just said?'
  2. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 3:24pm) in reply to Necro

    loool/

    Are these ACTUAL quotes? Cause they are awesome
  3. kidCRUNK kidCRUNK is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 3:27pm) in reply to Necro

    glorious
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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 3:29pm) in reply to Necro

    8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
    they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

    dicks hasnt played since the 90's im sure, wat that about
     
  5. quietwinner quietwinner is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 3:30pm) in reply to kidCRUNK

    hahahaha yea these were great. esp the tennis one.

    great post OP
     
  6. debo34 debo34 is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2009 (2/9/2009 4:02pm) in reply to quietwinner

    Funny Stuff wp sir
     
  7. highdefsport highdefsport is offline

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    Feb 10th, 2009 (2/10/2009 12:40am) in reply to Necro

    4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

    this one just can not be real.
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