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Top Five Favourite Simpsons Quotes

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  1. tuffmonkey tuffmonkey is offline

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    Oct 10th, 2005 (10/10/2005 9:55am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Ralph when he eats the berries in the Lord of the Flies-type episode

    "It tastes like burning."
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    Oct 10th, 2005 (10/10/2005 10:12am) in reply to Skywalker18

    Wow guys ........... this is the Best Thread Ever ( comic book guy )

    Lenny " Ah , my eye - I'm not supposed to get jigs in it "

    So many great quotes were already mentioned ............ so many I can't think of either !!!

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    Oct 10th, 2005 (10/10/2005 3:55pm) in reply to CFH101

    Homer at Qwiki Mart headquarters after being told he may only ask the CEO 3 questions:

    Homer: "Are you really the head of Qwiki Mart?"
    CEO: "Yes."
    Homer: "Really?"
    CEO: "Yes."
    Homer: "You?"
    CEO: "Yes. Thank you, come again."
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    Oct 10th, 2005 (10/10/2005 5:10pm) in reply to tuffmonkey

    "Me eat-ed the purple berries. Ohhhh (holding his stomach)."

    Also from that episode when Milhouse is on trial, Nelson, the prosecutor, gets to ask Milhouse questions. He goes up to Milhouse and starts beating the hell outta him. Lisa, the defense's lawyer says to Judge Bart: "Objection!! He's not asking him any questions!"

    Bart: "I'm going to allow it." (Nelson immediately kicks tha crap outta Millhouse some more)
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    Oct 10th, 2005 (10/10/2005 5:45pm) in reply to SaulGood

    From "The Partridge Family" when Homer buys a gun and Homer is told about the 5 day waiting period from the clerk at "Blood Bath and Beyond" gun shop.

    Homer: "5 days? But I'm mad now."

    Shortly after, while trying to convince Marge that guns are okay

    Homer: "Listen, go to the next NRA meeting with me, and after that if ya still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more."

    At the meeting, Moe is talking about his gun, and tells the story of how "I was closing up the bar the other night, and some young punk comes in to stick up the joint. It could have been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine."

    Later, after agreeing to get rid of the gun for Marge: "That gun really had a hold on me. I felt an incredible surge of power like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
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    Oct 11th, 2005 (10/11/2005 1:35am) in reply to CFH101

    and another. This time when Bart goes to military school and Lisa is the first girl to get in. During one of the hazing episodes, a cadet makes Lisa polish the bronze statue of a guy on a horse. While she's polishing the back of the horse, the cadet tells her "I wanna see my face in that horse's ass."
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