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  1. It's that time of year again, when monster truck drivers bow their heads in respect, when BBQ joints open early and close late, when one-legged hookers tremble in fear, when the North Dallas Waffle House posts extra late night security, and when all of OT raises a Miller Lite in tribute.

    EL Burro, the pride of Nuevo Mejico, is another year older today.

    NSFW obv......


  2. 1st?
    may he give and receive many greasy truckstop handjobs on this holy day

    ps.
    Edited By: norcaljeff Aug 24th, 2010 at 08:41 PM
    Reason: this pic better fucking work this time ffs
  3. Happy Birthday Burro. Contra Vans forever!
    Edited By: p00pymcp00perton Aug 24th, 2010 at 08:45 PM
  4. all hail teh burro.

    happy bday bro!
  5. i insist upon a product review of the man himself by the man himself! fans want to know!
  6. happy birthday you contravan lovin' mofo.
  7. oh, new mexico not old mexico. oh well...



    and this is what they play in Tejas...

    Edited By: p00pymcp00perton Aug 24th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
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  9. From this day forward, all OT happy birthday posts must be approved and edited by shortyfnjacksn.

    happy birthday the donkey

  10. Happy Birthday truckstop style....

  11. Muchos gracias, pinche jotos!
  12. pinche jotos are delicious. I recommend all oters order some the next time they are at the taco truck. or sushi place, now that I think about it.
  13. Por el businessman con todo:



    Feliz Cumpleanos!
  14. happy birthday to one of the best!


  15. Happy birthday senor!
  16. wow el burro's got his own wine and some cut abs!

    Happy Birthday sir... looking forward to getting out for drinks sometime, although I fear that if BGX's tales are true, you could be one of the few who can outdrink me!
    Edited By: resilient Aug 25th, 2010 at 03:44 AM
     
  17. el burro - I had no idea you were so close to a donkey punch...

    Happy Birthday!
  18. ah yes, the el burro is close related to the:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...angry%20dragon
     
  19. The angry dragon is great, however I counter with dog in a bath tub
  20. El Burro, you make me LSHIDMT (laugh so hard I drop my taco)

    Happy BDay Texican!

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