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  1. I JaNiSaRy I I JaNiSaRy I is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:40am)

    So i know i'm mostly just a lurker here and i rarely post anything of significance but today two massive trees fell on my house and the hilarity of the situation is too much and i have to share it.

    So around 4pm today i make it back to my house after sleeping out at a friends. Its hot as fuck like 103 and heat index of 117 and im really hung over / dehydrated still but i am very happy come home and find my mom is out at the pool for the afternoon. Plenty of time to smoke a bowl and chill out so smoke a fair amount, and am not completely stoned but very comfortably high.

    So of course my next move is beat it. So i am sitting downstairs in the basement at my computer naked and i here the wind picking up outside and notice its pretty dark. whatever afternoon thunderstorms happen all the time. But instead, the wind keeps getting louder and stronger so i run my naked ass upstairs (no i didn't finish beating it so my dick is leading the way up the stairs) and right out side our big front windows i see the wind just swirling branches and shaking all the trees. It gets louder and louder and shit just started going crazy. The best way i can describe how loud it got is to say that when the noises were about half as loud as they actually got, i was already completely freaking out, and couldn't even hear myself shouting.

    But anyway it kept getting louder and about 10 seconds later i see a huge tulip tree across the street uproot and start coming straight at me in the house. Branches are flying everywhere and as soon as i saw the big tree i ran as fast as i could down to the basement. However, the tree tears through the power lines outside right as im getting to the steps and everything goes pitch black because of the quick change from bright to dim.

    I am running full speed, ass naked with a boner, and by now pretty fucking high, and completely terrified out of my find, and the power cuts and i literally roll down about 14 stairs (carpeted luckily). I am so scared though and adrenaline is pumping so i army crawled my ass to the guest room and hide under the bed for 10 minutes at least until everything was dead silent.

    I get out to inspect and go upstairs to find luckily that of 2 big trees that came down they missed the house and my car by about 2 feet. And only barely broke part of our deck and grill. Then as im looking around trying to call 911, the power line boxes start blowing up all around me and part of the tree in the street goes up in flames. There were about 4 explosions and i would pay so much money to see me reacting to them because i was still naked (no boner now i think) and diving around the floor to get away from the windows haha. So anyway to wrap it up because im rambling, the trees didn't hurt anyone or do serious damage to stuff other than the power lines. The tree is still in the yard and street. I will keep you guys updated with more pictures if people are interested. This is what i have right now. Hope you enjoyed it if you made it this far.

    Ahh teathering is only so cool, i cant upload on photobucket right now. I promise i will tomorrow morning.

    Cliffs: Hungover as hell, get home smoke a bowl, start to beat it, mini tornado touches down or something and throws two huge trees at my house, i freak out and run for cover ass naked. Fire starts then goes out. Was terrified. House is okay, car okay, no one hurt.

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    Edited By: I JaNiSaRy I Jul 29th, 2010 at 02:00 AM
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  2. WheresWaldo WheresWaldo is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:52am) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

    1. There's no pics. I don't care if you stated this is the title.
    2. When your high your next move should not be beating it. Just saying.
    3. You put more emphasis on being naked then you did trees being uprooted.
    4. Good read.
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 7:18am) in reply to WheresWaldo

    awaiting pics of everything from story....and i mean EVERYTHING.........

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 7:23am) in reply to GPop21

    A+ OP, very vivid and unfortunately I could picture it all... LOLd multiple times
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 9:02am) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

    Did your mom not come inside during this? I'd like to see her reaction tongue situation.
     
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 9:34am) in reply to Luho

    picssssssssssssssssss
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 9:45am) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    Did your mom not come inside during this? I'd like to see her reaction tongue situation.

    i think he meant a pool not at his house. like she drove somewhere else to go swim. i was thinking he had a pool at his house also until he started talking about whacking it then I understood.

    Its funny cause he sees the house is empty and of course the first thing he thinks of is smoking weed and jacking off.
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:03pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    lol good story. and getting high then jerkin it ftw
     
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:03pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    lol good story. and getting high then jerkin it ftw
     
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:22pm) in reply to quietwinner

    deliberately didn't scroll down because I wanted to read the story before looking at pics.......fail
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 12:57pm) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

     
    Originally Posted by I JaNiSaRy I View Post


    Ahh teathering is only so cool, i cant upload on photobucket right now. I promise i will tomorrow morning.

    people still use photobucket when there's google picasa for free??
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 1:01pm) in reply to Davee567

     
    Originally Posted by Davee567 View Post

    people still use photobucket when there's google picasa for free??

    [ ] photobucket isn't free
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 1:31pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    [ ] photobucket isn't free

    [ ] leftymark got my point
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:32pm) in reply to Davee567

    lool A+, dont even need pics
    Edited By: Glo4m Jul 26th, 2010 at 03:32 PM
    Reason: j/k post pics ffs
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 3:50pm) in reply to Glo4m

    epic story haha
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 4:38pm) in reply to nickh

    no pics = epic failure
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 5:05pm) in reply to studogg76

    PM this guy immediately imo

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 5:08pm) in reply to PoWdA

    LOOOOL, climaxing into the vortex. Holy god that's creative.
  19. I JaNiSaRy I I JaNiSaRy I is offline

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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 5:53pm) in reply to cizastro

    <table style="width:auto;"><tr><td><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/nLY-N1SXY30sb1ZzVz4ddg?feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_vO0ubMFjYqU/TE23wo-2JXI/AAAAAAAAACA/dYRN_2MQM34/s800/2010-07-26%2008.47.27.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right">From <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/100837642607813420072/TreeAttack?feat=embedwebsite">tree attack</a></td></tr></table>

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    OKAY. thats all i got for now. will update with more once they start working and stuff. getting a generator too from my moms work so ill have power up and running at home at least. please ask questions about pics if ur curious and ill respond to everything once i get the generator situated. starbucks blowsss.
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:03pm) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

    you live in a mansion, we get it. sheesh
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:21pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    LOL thats crazy, uprooting trees is not easy
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:31pm) in reply to I Fold

    wow...that's a much bigger tree than i was thinking when reading the story.

    great read btw...post more n00b
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    Jul 26th, 2010 (7/26/2010 6:35pm) in reply to JRoth15

    u always see the movie scenes like the one where its ripped out of the ground. i didnt know it could happen exactly like that. also sick brag about living in a huge house.
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    Jul 27th, 2010 (7/27/2010 12:30am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    bump for any who missed the pics, forgot to update the title.
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    Jul 27th, 2010 (7/27/2010 12:43am) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

    solid read.

    climax into the vortex ftmfw!
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    Jul 27th, 2010 (7/27/2010 1:14am) in reply to Reech

    I would have grabbed Dorothy on a flyby and started pumpin. Or Toto for that matter.
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    Jul 27th, 2010 (7/27/2010 1:19am) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    I would have grabbed Dorothy on a flyby and started pumpin. Or Toto for that matter.

    Scarecrow is lookin for brain tho
     
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    Jul 28th, 2010 (7/28/2010 2:26am) in reply to jeppg1111

    I got a story, but this is long ago. I was living in a house with three pecan trees in a row across the back yard. One summer afternoon the skies got dark and the wind began to kick up.

    Don't remember exactly why, but for some reason I was in the kitchen looking out the window into the back yard and as I watched, the wind began to pick up. The tops of these 80-foot tall pecan trees start to whip around and as the wind gets stronger, the trees all start to bend over in unison.

    In the space of about 25 seconds the scene went from completely sunny with no wind and no storm clouds to this insane darkness with the wind shrieking like some kind of tornado. As I watched, these huge trees bent all the way over so that the very tops of all three trees are slapping on the ground. It was surreal to say the least.

    This lasted maybe 20 seconds at most and then the wind began to subside and the trees straightened back up without uprooting or losing any large limbs, just a bunch of leaves. Within another 20 seconds or so the sun was back out and there wasn't a breath of wind. The whole incident took less than a couple minutes from start to finish. Really weird.
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    Jul 28th, 2010 (7/28/2010 2:39am) in reply to I JaNiSaRy I

    holy shit - looks like you/your fam got extremely lucky - nice story, btw lol
    Edited By: pigalet42 Jul 28th, 2010 at 02:39 AM
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    Jul 28th, 2010 (7/28/2010 2:43am) in reply to 2Slick4u

     
    Originally Posted by 2Slick4u View Post

    I got a story, but this is long ago. I was living in a house with three pecan trees in a row across the back yard. One summer afternoon the skies got dark and the wind began to kick up.

    Don't remember exactly why, but for some reason I was in the kitchen looking out the window into the back yard and as I watched, the wind began to pick up. The tops of these 80-foot tall pecan trees start to whip around and as the wind gets stronger, the trees all start to bend over in unison.

    In the space of about 25 seconds the scene went from completely sunny with no wind and no storm clouds to this insane darkness with the wind shrieking like some kind of tornado. As I watched, these huge trees bent all the way over so that the very tops of all three trees are slapping on the ground. It was surreal to say the least.

    This lasted maybe 20 seconds at most and then the wind began to subside and the trees straightened back up without uprooting or losing any large limbs, just a bunch of leaves. Within another 20 seconds or so the sun was back out and there wasn't a breath of wind. The whole incident took less than a couple minutes from start to finish. Really weird.

    That sounds almost exaclty like what happened to me. except you have some fucking doctor sues trees or something cuz mine definitely uprooted. do you live in the land of the lorax?
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