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Tricking/Manipulating Your Girlfriend Into Performing Sexual Favors.....

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  1. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:48pm)

    Who has done this before?

    Been with my g/f for almost 3 years now, so the sex life has slowed down quite a bit. My sex drive hasn't obv, but with the kid around it definitely makes things more difficult to get our boof on.

    So last night my g/f was watching the spelling bee. We live in CA, but I notice on the broadcast that it says "live". So I go online and find out who the winner is while the broadcast has about 10 spellers left. I then go into our living room and bet my g/f that Kavya (the winner) will be the Champion "when all is said and done" and that if I'm right she has to blow me. I then close the deal, basically telling her that there's an 90% chance that she won't have to blow me cuz there's still 9 other kids left.

    She agrees, we watch, I root on my winner already knowing that the BJ is in the bag and then when it's all said and done I fuckin' collect!

    Is this scummy, brilliant, or just weak? I personally think I was a fucking mastermind to pull this off.

    Feel free to share any related stories about sweet moves you've pulled to get some action. This would've been a good one to use if you were dating a chick and hadn't quite gotten to the point of scoring yet.
  2. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:52pm) in reply to cizastro

    haha wp
  3. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:53pm) in reply to cizastro

    That was a sweet move. Whe I dated girls whose libido slowed I would reach around them and tapthem on the shoulder. When they looked the other way I would putmy weiner in whatever hole I could get
  4. UhhMee UhhMee is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:53pm) in reply to cizastro

    Brilliant imo
    47 1
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:54pm) in reply to cizastro

    bragiest brag ever! wp imo
    except you went for the bj and not anal. you need to maximize profits when the fix is in
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:54pm) in reply to cizastro

    sad, but brilliant ;)
  7. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:54pm) in reply to cizastro

    i cant call it brillant because you shouldnt have to do this shit to get a bj. it should be expected. (i also mean you should do the same for her as well)
  8. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:56pm) in reply to Lameass_

    um, boys have a penis, girls have a vagiiiina
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:56pm) in reply to cizastro

    vwp...
    all my sex manipulating stories involve xanax, so ide rather not tell... :)
  10. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:57pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    what kind of a sick world do u live in?
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:57pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by patthecat35 View Post

    vwp...
    all my sex manipulating stories involve xanax, so ide rather not tell... :)

    You dont give her xanax to pass out then hit it do you?
     
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 12:58pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

    <OBJECT height=344 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/4w8wOx4Ra0g&hl=en&fs=1"><PARAM NAME="allowFullScreen" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="allowscriptaccess" VALUE="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4w8wOx4Ra0g&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4w8wOx4Ra0g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT>
    Edit: If she falls for it gg.
  13. smurfedyourmom smurfedyourmom is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:02pm) in reply to cizastro

    Brilliant. There is nothing scummy about it all. Good "heads" up play.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:05pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    bragiest brag ever! wp imo
    except you went for the bj and not anal. you need to maximize profits when the fix is in

    I actually thought about going for anal, but I figured it would raise flags and then my entire ruse would be exposed.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:07pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    That was a sweet move. Whe I dated girls whose libido slowed I would reach around them and tapthem on the shoulder. When they looked the other way I would putmy weiner in whatever hole I could get

    Ahhh, the "Whack-a-hole". It takes extreme hand-eye coordination to pull this off. I commend you fine sir!
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  16. ptownbrad ptownbrad is offline his mom sniffed his cock

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:08pm) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    That was a sweet move. Whe I dated girls whose libido slowed I would reach around them and tapthem on the shoulder. When they looked the other way I would putmy weiner in whatever hole I could get

    The first blowjob that I ever received came from the tap on the shoulder trick. I was 13 and my sister had this slutty friend that was always at our house and made little comments about how she was gonna rape my sisters little bro (she was 18). Well she is setting on the couch at my house and my sister was not home from volleyball practice. We are the only 2 in the house, so I pull out my dick and sneak up behind her very quietly and peck on her shoulder and when she looks boom my dick is in her face. She was all suprised and giggly and then she blew me and it was awesome. Sorry no pics haven't saw this girl since my sister graduated but she was not hot. Chunky with gigantic tits but about a 3 or 4 overall.
  17. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:09pm) in reply to cizastro

    vwp

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:12pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    except you went for the bj and not anal (or whatever it is that makes your skirt rise). you need to maximize profits when the fix is in

    Winnah!

    FYP.

    Edit: Did she swallow?
  19. tkeat1653 tkeat1653 is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:15pm) in reply to cizastro

    why not just be a man and ask for one?
  20. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:20pm) in reply to tkeat1653

     
    Originally Posted by tkeat1653 View Post

    why not just be a man and ask for one?

    This is way more fun IMO. Entertainment and a BJ.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 1:46pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post


    This would've been a good one to use if you were dating a chick and hadn't quite gotten to the point of scoring yet.

    not this. but lol wp.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:00pm) in reply to cizastro

    You should tell her what you did....She'll love ya for it.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:03pm) in reply to cizastro

    Defintely well done....The problem I would resisting telling her exactely what you did.
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:04pm) in reply to Crazylegscar

  25. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:27pm) in reply to cizastro

    This is a prime example of why being with one chick is so difficult. Sex gets old, couples get fat. Its just not natural.

    You gotta be like this guy:

  26. MainEventOrBust MainEventOrBust is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:31pm) in reply to cizastro

    +ev
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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:33pm) in reply to cizastro

    If you have to trick your better half into sexual favors, there is already a huge issue

    We have been together ten years and the sex just gets better and more interesting, I don't know how you guys deal with not getting any.
  28. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 2:38pm) in reply to JayAces

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post

    If you have to trick your better half into sexual favors, there is already a huge issue

    We have been together ten years and the sex just gets better and more interesting, I don't know how you guys deal with not getting any.



    This isn't the only way we get it on. I just like to do this every now and then when I feel there's a chance she may be too tired if I just outright asked her.

    During the hockey season, I also had a game where if the Sharks scored 4 goals or more that I got a BJ. It was called, "4 in the net, A Blowjob I get."
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  29. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 3:05pm) in reply to JayAces

     
    Originally Posted by JayAces View Post

    If you have to trick your better half into sexual favors, there is already a huge issue

    We have been together ten years and the sex just gets better and more interesting, I don't know how you guys deal with not getting any.

    She make you write this??
  30. tkeat1653 tkeat1653 is offline

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    May 29th, 2009 (5/29/2009 3:06pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

     
    Originally Posted by tkeat1653 View Post

    why not just be a man and ask for one?

    This is way more fun IMO. Entertainment and a BJ.

    or you could ask her for a bj DURING the spelling bee. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone my man.
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