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  1. Fat people are harder to kidnap...
     
  2. You tell me.
  3. Probably true in regards to the removal from the scene

    Probably false in regards to catching them in the first place
  4. why would you be harder to catch in the first place?
     
  5. theyre all the same when you chop them up into little pieces with a sharp axe


  6. WTF, why do commercials in the U.S. have to be so pc?
    Edited By: Johnny Slippy Jul 26th, 2010 at 01:10 AM
    Reason: Anger towards pc commercials.
  7. False.
  8. depends on how fat, 755 lb. is gonna pose a lotta logistical problems.
    Edited By: EyeKnows Jul 26th, 2010 at 01:09 AM
  9.  
    Originally Posted by murderer View Post

    why would you be harder to catch in the first place?

    generally fat people run slower so they would be easier to catch up to if they tried to run away

    i wouldn't be any harder to catch because i have a bad back and a couple of bad knees I also have a .45 that makes the encounter more interesting in other ways
  10. False. Just lure them in with doughnuts
  11. damn doughnuts sound really good right now thanks a lot chs
  12. Thread Starter
  13. Urban legend......answer is false, lure them into your car/house ect... with a taco.
  14. you just stole the other dudes joke and replaced doughnut with taco
  15. I Think this thread should read... Is Kidnapping Harder For Fat People?
  16. chuckles

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