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  1. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 10:48am)

    bfactor's annual preseason top 25 college football teams, version 2010:

    1. Jeff Demps

    2. Florida

    T3-13: The rest of the SEC conference (Inbred retard-strength = unstoppable obv)

    14. Arizona (Nick Foles sickness for the air + sick rb depth for the ground + decent defense + Wide Open Pac-10 + Stooooooooooops = going to go undefeated in the regular season and thus get into the National Title game obv)

    15. Texas (White Texas ppl infuriated by illegal immigrants and the increasing popularity of Kansas City style bbq sauce = good football results obv)

    16. Oregon (African American athletes infuriated by frequent rainy/overcast days = good football results obv)

    17. Oregon State (Jizz Rodgers = poor man's Jeff Demps obv)

    18. Nebraska (They beat Arizona last year, so they must be pretty decent obv)

    19. Stanford (Random insanely sick out of nowhere QB obv)

    20. Washington (Jake Locker obv)

    21. Miami (Thug Life obv)

    22. Cal (Headset spiking coaching passion ftw obv)

    23. Boise State (lulz)

    24. Texas Tech (America's favorite pass time obv)

    25. UCLA (Nelson Rosario + Randall Carroll = YOUR MOM JUST GOT F'd IN THE A, AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO B OUR L's ON YOUR MOM'S T's obv) GOOOOO BRUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bottom 5:

    116: Eastern Michigan

    117: Western Kentucky

    118: Ohio State

    119: Michigan

    120: Iowa
  2. Mr. Smith Mr. Smith is offline

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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 11:05am) in reply to bfactor

    <3 the bfactor top 25

    15 and 16 are gold

    wtf, USC not in the bottom 5???
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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 12:14pm) in reply to Mr. Smith



    meh, at least B has us ahead of Michigan.
    Edited By: Reech Aug 24th, 2010 at 12:28 PM
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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 12:19pm) in reply to Reech

    love 21
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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 12:23pm) in reply to HK_MP5N



    good night :)
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  8. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 11:12pm) in reply to Mr. Smith

    I'm pretty sure it's against the law to rank They Who Must Not Be Spoken Of anywhere on the entire list, even the bottom of it, cuz they cheateded and stuff, lolz. Such unspeakablenesses.
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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 11:36pm) in reply to bfactor

    Thoughts on FLorida State? Not going to be in the top 25?
     
  10. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 12:13am) in reply to wantagolf

    Obv there's too much turmoil/distractions/retardedness in their program to risk ranking them in the preseason. Obv better to wait till after they play their first game to make sure they don't randomly lose by like 90 points randomly in their first game due to being totally unpredictable megaweirdos obv. So for now, just consider them to be hovering around on the bubble in weirdoville etc
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  11. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 12:22am) in reply to wantagolf

    Pretty much everything seemed right on the money, except I put Iowa above Ohio State, lulz.

    Good job.
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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 2:03am) in reply to 2Slick4u

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 2:17am) in reply to heavykiddy

    Ah, still using the same "Big Ten Sucks" jokes from 3 years ago I see. I guess it was pretty dumb of me to assume after their top 4 teams went 4-0 with 2 BCS wins over 2 BCS conf champs and a victory over an SEC team in the Cap One (yet again), and NW (lulz) took one of your vaunted SEC teams to OT that you would start to respsect. Hell, while we are at it why don't we start re-posting Rick Rolls and Readzie blog posts if we are going to live that far in the past?
  14. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 2:36am) in reply to bfactor

    even with the sec taking the top half of the spots, this is the least amount of east-coast bias I've ever seen in poll. ty sir
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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 2:42am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Can this be the only ranking you make all season? They are getting progressively worse.
     
  16. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 3:23am) in reply to Tread

    This is simply The Truth. Nothing more, nothing less. It is perfection, at its very purest. Each letter, numeral, and character in the entire document is flawless. It is not a rough sketch or guideline, like The Bible, rather, an Article of Complete Perfection, like the Qu'uran. Those who mock or blaspheme The Truth of the preseason top 25 risk consequences of unrivaled severity.

    If you disagree, you are most likely a Big 10 Homer, and should be exterminated immediately, given that Big 10 Homers are subhumans, and thus do not deserve to breathe the same air as us normal people. They must be cleansed from this earth, their blood and tainted inferior subhuman flesh washed from the rich, beautiful soil of our Mother Earth, and all things will then be back in their right places, and We, The Human Race, can go back to living properly again, without having to suffer from the nausea and sadness that comes with having to smell the horrible stench and contamination of the ghastly Big 10 Homer subhuman subspecies.
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  17. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Aug 25th, 2010 (8/25/2010 3:27am) in reply to bfactor

    I think you overdosed on your effort pills, because you are trying way too hard
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