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Twas the night before Christmas... Tiger Woods style

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  1. Wear Wear is offline

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 7:55am)

    <SPAN>Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
    Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
    She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
    Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry.
    Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
    Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
    Hed been cheatin with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
    With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
    From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
    Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
    With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
    When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
    Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin',
    Tigers wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
    And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
    "If youre gettin' laid then Im gettin' paid."
    Shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
    Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.</SPAN>
  2. UhhMee UhhMee is offline

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 8:00am) in reply to Wear

    yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    I lol'd tho =)
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  3. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 8:02am) in reply to Wear

    Above average for a Tiger Woods thread. Worth the read.
  4. JasonBDizzle JasonBDizzle is offline account restricted by moderator -- must reply in this thread before posting anywhere else on the boards

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 8:02am) in reply to UhhMee

    brought a grin to santa's face
  5. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Dec 18th, 2009 (12/18/2009 8:12am) in reply to JasonBDizzle

    not gonna lie, i had really high hopes when i opened this

    it delivered on some levels (insert half a thumbs up pic)
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