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two business transactions I had today

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  1. Lengthwise905 Lengthwise905 is offline

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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 4:39pm) in reply to frazze2

     
    Originally Posted by frazze2 View Post

    racist

    slightly racist, slightly insane but i think he just going for crazy humor...

    still funny as hell. LMAO haha
    like how do you come up with this stuff haha
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 5:54pm) in reply to Lengthwise905

    LOFUCKINL that was gold, my fav part was when he was like ur buying it bitch
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 5:58pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    just wanted to say that I rank this an A+

    Well done lol.
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 5:58pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    the whole thing is straight out of left field haha into the dinosaur drawing lol. havent laughed like that in a while...
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:02pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    LOFUCKINL that was gold, my fav part was when he was like ur buying it bitch

    yeah that made me laugh too, but my favorite part was his complete 180 of attitude when I started talking about burning his house down, he went from all ghetto to whoa man chill I just want to sell you a scooter, in a hurry... a little parent fucking goes a long way in negatiations
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:08pm) in reply to sacaniga

    now close on this scooter for $100 haha, ketchup popsicles!!
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:09pm) in reply to sacaniga

     
    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    yeah that made me laugh too, but my favorite part was his complete 180 of attitude when I started talking about burning his house down, he went from all ghetto to whoa man chill I just want to sell you a scooter, in a hurry... a little parent fucking goes a long way in negatiations

    yeah I thought u crossed the line a little there too. He was def talking some shit and being funny but u took it a little too far. still mad funny tho. He went into bitch mode after that.
    Edited By: AMARTIN1181 Sep 29th, 2012 at 06:11 PM
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:10pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    yeah I thought u crossed the line a little there too. He was def talking some shit and being funny but u took it a little too far. still mad funny tho.


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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:14pm) in reply to sacaniga

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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:34pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    close on the scooter now!! get it for $100
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 6:57pm) in reply to Lengthwise905

    your only mistake was making this one post instead of two.

    scooter bitch thought he was cute, you had to escalate obv.
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 7:32pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    feel like saga needs to make one more push for this scooter at a cheap price haha

    kid is about ready to cough it up
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 7:49pm) in reply to Lengthwise905

    so good.

    should have just put a giant exclamation mark on her plate made out of ketchup.
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 8:59pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    yeah I thought u crossed the line a little there too. He was def talking some shit and being funny but u took it a little too far. still mad funny tho. He went into bitch mode after that.

    also couldve crossed the line with the like racial pedo slave trading... but again this was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time haha literally laughed for like 20mins haha

    I think there has to be an ending to this one...
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Sep 29th, 2012 at 09:04 PM
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 9:05pm) in reply to Lengthwise905

    Touche.
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 9:18pm) in reply to phish42O

    lol

    good shit
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 9:25pm) in reply to cmval

    A+ lmfao
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 10:02pm) in reply to kmc28

    this is why the thread rankings was invented...rate this thread bitches
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    Sep 29th, 2012 (9/29/2012 11:18pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    I'll rate the thread after saga finishes this deal... scooter barter round 2!!!! part 2 to this could make it best ever!
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    Sep 30th, 2012 (9/30/2012 6:07am) in reply to Lengthwise905

    Fantastic thread sir
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    Sep 30th, 2012 (9/30/2012 8:30am) in reply to astaggs

    so glad i read this

    +1 'ur buying it bitch' was great
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    Sep 30th, 2012 (9/30/2012 9:07am) in reply to ericINtheX

    give out the number so someone can go for the scooter lulz

    almost everything that scooter guy said is hilarious:

    "I drove the scooter all the way to California bitch your driving me to Cali again"
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    Sep 30th, 2012 (9/30/2012 7:57pm) in reply to Hughes4

    I think saca needs to land this scooter on a discount price (round 2) haha

    he is so close on negotiations
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 1:54am) in reply to Lengthwise905

    Funny shit. The plating of the salmon/kale was questionable however!
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 5:33am) in reply to sacaniga

    After 11 hrs of pure insanity behind the bar today and 12 hrs scheduled tomorrow....this thread is what I needed. My face hurts from laughing, so wp'd OP. Having a drink or 50 with you would be so much fun! :)
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 5:43am) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    After 11 hrs of pure insanity behind the bar today and 12 hrs scheduled tomorrow....this thread is what I needed. My face hurts from laughing, so wp'd OP. Having a drink or 50 with you would be so much fun! :)


    glad you enjoyed it my friend, I figured people in the food and beverage industry and or people who diddle kids (splitting hairs here), would get a kick out of it
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 5:52am) in reply to sacaniga

    I have a group of 5 women regulars that are the highest of demanding/make you run types, that picture is so clutch on the plate. :)
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 5:53am) in reply to sacaniga

    Seriously, I was a chef/before I was front of the house; this group never has a order that is straight off the menu.
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 5:58am) in reply to Mr323

    that salmon looks horrid.
    plastic inserts are for the monkeys.
    matchsticks of carrots? even for a tossed salad thats weaksauce, hello 80's.
    that plate looks like it came out of a leave it to beaver episode.

    nice t-rex <3
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    Oct 1st, 2012 (10/1/2012 6:01am) in reply to tdk

    When some highty tidy gives instruction to "excite her", plate presentations isn't on my mind, jus sayin. The presentation was the t-rex....
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