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  1. When some highty tidy gives instruction to "excite her", plate presentations isn't on my mind, jus sayin. The presentation was the t-rex....
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    Originally Posted by tdk View Post

    that salmon looks horrid.
    plastic inserts are for the monkeys.
    matchsticks of carrots? even for a tossed salad thats weaksauce, hello 80's.
    that plate looks like it came out of a leave it to beaver episode.

    nice t-rex <3

    plastic inserts? are you talking about 9 pans?

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    When some highty tidy gives instruction to "excite her", plate presentations isn't on my mind, jus sayin. The presentation was the t-rex....


    yeah no shit lol, when I defended the plate I was simply talking about the sear on the salmon, the plating of that is just three scrap pieces of salmon and some kale thrown on a plate, with a badass picture of a dinosaur to get her blood moving

    It's funny cause I'm in the ultra minority from my experience of going above and beyond to make the customer happy in my line of work, I'll hop off line and whip up anything I have access to in the midst of chaos if that's what you want, but the first thing that came into my mind was a picture of a T-rex when she said something exciting and I couldnt turn back
    Edited By: sacaniga Oct 1st, 2012 at 06:17 AM
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  3. I had to "reheat" rice pudding 4x whilst in the weeds cause it wasn't hot enough; after 3 courses of modifications of not on our menu items....:)
  4. hey saca did you ever take any heat from your boss / owner for that? just curious about the excitement of the drawing all around!!

    and also isnt it about the humor in general not grading him on presentation of his plate? (which obv the lady cut up one of the salmon...)
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Oct 1st, 2012 at 06:37 AM
  5. He won't hear about (if at all) for a day or two while the high queen stews about being offended about a drawing being on her plate; people are insane.
  6. This is why the rating system is effective. Didn't open this thread yesterday, saw it had a 5 star rating and was like hmmm something gold must have hatched. And it did.

    Awesomely funny shit.
    Edited By: RyJS Oct 1st, 2012 at 07:16 AM
    Reason: 4 star, whatever i'm drunk and it had stars
     
  7. you will start out standing, proud to steal her anything she needs.


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    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    He won't hear about (if at all) for a day or two while the high queen stews about being offended about a drawing being on her plate; people are insane.

    yea i guess people dont like to laugh... guess it's bad...
  9. how the hell can a person, go to work in the morning, come home in the evening, and have nothing to say


    to believe in this living is just a, hard way to go

    to believe in this living is just a, hard way to to
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  11. control for smilers can't be bought...



    you made a ton of other people laugh though... fuck 'em
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Oct 1st, 2012 at 09:52 AM
  12. I want to hear the bosses reaction. Some bosses will yell at him about losing a customer and the health ramifications of having a dirty piece of paper go out on a plate. Some bosses will tell you not to do it again, but hang up the picture in the back of the house.
  13. I just got off the phone with the owner actually, he wanted to know how things have been running in his absence, I had a few things to discuss and managed to leave out the pre-historic incident on friday night, the front of house manager aint gonna say shit. On the off chance the lady writes a review online or comes in again to report my ruze than he'll probably buy her a dinner, find it really funny, and tell me I'm an ass hole. At that point I'd probably reimburse him for the dinner and agree that I'm an ass hole, and carry on.
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  14. I truly find the lunch ordeal funny. If you have to reimburse for a dinner, so be it as long as you get to keep your job (I'm sure you will).

    My question is this:
    Did you get to keep the picture? If so, it is hanging on a wall entitled "Awesomeness" somewhere?
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    I just got off the phone with the owner actually, he wanted to know how things have been running in his absence, I had a few things to discuss and managed to leave out the pre-historic incident on friday night, the front of house manager aint gonna say shit. On the off chance the lady writes a review online or comes in again to report my ruze than he'll probably buy her a dinner, find it really funny, and tell me I'm an ass hole. At that point I'd probably reimburse him for the dinner and agree that I'm an ass hole, and carry on.

    TCOB... wish you had that scooter haha Im curious saca if you ever were serious about buying the scooter to start or if you were just having some fun? haha
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Oct 2nd, 2012 at 06:36 PM
  16. Personal Drawings should become mandatory for all special requests.
  17. who knows maybe the owner will like it and it will become a new thing to make people laugh? haha this thread is so epicly funny...
  18. lol sac ftw, great post
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    I just got off the phone with the owner actually, he wanted to know how things have been running in his absence, I had a few things to discuss and managed to leave out the pre-historic incident on friday night, the front of house manager aint gonna say shit. On the off chance the lady writes a review online or comes in again to report my ruze than he'll probably buy her a dinner, find it really funny, and tell me I'm an ass hole. At that point I'd probably reimburse him for the dinner and agree that I'm an ass hole, and carry on.

    what ever happened from your ruze haha
  20. This thread was great, until Lenghtwise posts daily in it asking for updates...just let it go brotha, you are ruining* a great thread.

    *by that I mean I see people posting in here thinking Sac posted an updated or someone else posted something funny, yet its just you posting daily for updates and to that:

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    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    scariest human I have ever seen.
  22. sorry man, i just want to hear more just like everyone else. trying to egg him on and have fun, if im really ruining it by posting thats sad...

    and you can see last person posting is Lengthwise not saca right? again this one really got me laughing, just want to hear more of this saga.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    how the hell can a person, go to work in the morning, come home in the evening, and have nothing to say

    wise words
     
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    now close on this scooter for $100 haha, ketchup popsicles!!

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    close on the scooter now!! get it for $100

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    feel like saga needs to make one more push for this scooter at a cheap price haha

    kid is about ready to cough it up

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    also couldve crossed the line with the like racial pedo slave trading... but again this was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time haha literally laughed for like 20mins haha

    I think there has to be an ending to this one...

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    I'll rate the thread after saga finishes this deal... scooter barter round 2!!!! part 2 to this could make it best ever!

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    I think saca needs to land this scooter on a discount price (round 2) haha

    he is so close on negotiations

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    hey saca did you ever take any heat from your boss / owner for that? just curious about the excitement of the drawing all around!!

    and also isnt it about the humor in general not grading him on presentation of his plate? (which obv the lady cut up one of the salmon...)

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    TCOB... wish you had that scooter haha Im curious saca if you ever were serious about buying the scooter to start or if you were just having some fun? haha

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    who knows maybe the owner will like it and it will become a new thing to make people laugh? haha this thread is so epicly funny...

     
    Originally Posted by Lengthwise905 View Post

    what ever happened from your ruze haha

    too many requests for updates/questions.

    And yes, I can see who the last post was from, but what if Sac posted and then you posted (Is your mind blown yet?)
  25. bro so i was excited bout this thread and just started talking with saca before his epic post... let it ruin your time tho. and u got 10k posts dont act like u arent checking on here regardless of my posts.. yea you've blown my mind lol
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Oct 3rd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
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    Originally Posted by RyJS View Post

    This is why the rating system is effective. Didn't open this thread yesterday, saw it had a 5 star rating and was like hmmm something gold must have hatched. And it did.

    Awesomely funny shit.

    same.