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UGHHH....insomnia

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  1. SapphireLvr SapphireLvr is offline

    Jackson, MO
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:43am)

    I hate not being able to sleep!! What do you do to get to sleep when you have insomnia???
  2. cmval cmval is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:25am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    smoke weed
  3. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:30am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RAfxiyMKAk
  4. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:32am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    Put the meth pipe away for awhile, then have a relaxing jerk off session. Thats about it.

    Actually ever try ambien? That shit is awsome. Go to a doctor and tell them you can't sleep for some reason, tell them u excersize daily, are mostly stress free but just can't sleep. Get the prescription, pop one of those beasts and lay in your bed. Next thing u will know its morning. Worked for me great. Although I got them a second time and just loved the effects and just stayed up while on them.
  5. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:36am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    Try these two supplements:

    Melatonin

    or

    Magnesium Glycinate

    Other suggestions:

    Don't drink too much coffee.

    Quit surfing this site.

  6. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 4:02am) in reply to randomfrost

    drink some chamomile tea, read a book, and take a couple benadryl.
  7. Juice322 Juice322 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 5:40am) in reply to MissBecky

    I'm totally with ya. I'm about ready to seek help. Being able to find something somewhat dull to read helps the most. I'd rather not take anything but sometimes you have to.
  8. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 7:26am) in reply to Juice322

    take a shot of my homemade pesticide juice, that should put you out for at least a couple hours.. Its addicting though so buyer beware
  9. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 7:47am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    hookers and blow, might as well embrace it...
  10. just-jOHnny just-jOHnny is offline I got nothin

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 8:04am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    lol at isomnia post at 1:47am... sommenex ship it
  11. cruizr cruizr is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 9:00am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    Watch "The Godfather."
  12. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 9:38am) in reply to cruizr

    Watch golf when tiger isn't contending and take 6 Tylenol PM. You'll be down for the count or maybe die, it's a win/win.
  13. savvy savvy is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 9:40am) in reply to SapphireLvr

    welcome to project mayhem.

    im your leader, tyler

    (seriously though, if your problem is thinking about bullshit and not being able to sleep, try falling asleep to background music, tv or comedy cds...... if you listen to that instead of the voices in ur head, it helps)
  14. acp acp is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 9:44am) in reply to savvy

    umm... masturbate?
  15. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 11:29am) in reply to acp

    ^^^^WINNER!

    Pics OBVI
  16. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 5:58pm) in reply to s1nnr

    great suggestions here. i would be so thankful.
  17. ItEatsCards ItEatsCards is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 6:39pm) in reply to cmval

    ^^^^ thats the best method
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