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Um, Jenna Jameson, WTF Happened to ya?

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  1. skippy32 skippy32 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:18pm)

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    WTF is the world coming to when this is a current picture of Jenna.......

  2. Nickc011 Nickc011 is offline The Law

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:19pm) in reply to skippy32

    alien rly?
     
  3. VINNY VT VINNY VT is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:20pm) in reply to skippy32

    wow
  4. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:20pm) in reply to skippy32

    she finally caved under the pressures of being a highly paid worthless whore...
  5. maroonlime maroonlime is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:22pm) in reply to skippy32

    You think her face looks bad?

    http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/j...d-vaginoplasty
  6. skippy32 skippy32 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:24pm) in reply to maroonlime

    She was so Fing hot mid 90s
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  7. ShooterJ ShooterJ is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:24pm) in reply to skippy32

    scary
  8. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:26pm) in reply to ShooterJ

    Hey just a few months ago in the Maxim she was fucking hot as shit. When she talked about how she got like $50k one weekend in high school
  9. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:27pm) in reply to maroonlime

    Yes, vaginoplasty is a real word and is sometimes referred to as rejuvenation of the vagina, aimed at correcting the problem of stretched muscles resulting from having kids. The procedure typically tones vaginal muscle, resulting in greater contraction strength and control, thereby permitting greater sensation during sexual experiences.

    Now imagine you’re Jenna Jameson, beat up down there due to the countless gangbangs endured throughout your career, and after your surgery it becomes apparent that your doctor fucked up — horribly. This is the reason why Jenna’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” won’t turn into a movie, as she fears her deformed vagina is now unacceptable for acting roles. Rush & Molloy add this:
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    “She hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company interested in “Porn Star,” a source claims. But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” - and is not pleased with it. “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
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    I’m now taking bets on the date her vagina shrivels up and disappears completely.

    From the above link
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:47pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    this is what happens to the human body after years of plastic surgeries, fake tanning, and getting your ass pounded in front of a camera.
  11. SluggerWV SluggerWV is online now A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:49pm) in reply to bad grr

    actually that looks more like what happens to someone who uses a whole lot of drugs
  12. skippy32 skippy32 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:50pm) in reply to SluggerWV

    Both of the Above
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  13. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 7:59pm) in reply to skippy32

    Does too much skeet on the face make it all leathery like that Jenna?
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 8:00pm) in reply to maroonlime

    Sick as it may be..............................I was expecting pics
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 8:37pm) in reply to skippy32

    SFobv it's AIDS
  16. 1.21Gigawatts 1.21Gigawatts is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 8:53pm) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    In the words of my illustrious friend PokerJammers, that is grossgusting!
  17. badmagik badmagik is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:15pm) in reply to skippy32

    wtf
  18. rexmundi1337 rexmundi1337 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:17pm) in reply to skippy32

    seriously, someone throw her a hamburger..quick! and another...
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:19pm) in reply to skippy32

    Yeah, what happened? Most girls who get into stripping at an early age, go into porn, develop a drug habit usually look very classy in their 30s.
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:23pm) in reply to skippy32

  21. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:31pm) in reply to Nickc011

    This looks like one of those Conan O'Brian "If They Mated" things with Lara Flynn Boyle and Jenna. GSDLKJGSDOF*(#@&R( WS
  22. DJ_Chaps DJ_Chaps is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:50pm) in reply to Customflip

    LOL @ everyone that thinks the OP's pic isn't doctored.
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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:51pm) in reply to skippy32

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    Apr 2nd, 2007 (4/2/2007 10:53pm) in reply to DJ_Chaps

    I thought the same thing so i did some interweb searching and found this. http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=27

    Check out what she says in the first paragraph then look at the photos below it and its real.
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