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Hypothetically speaking of course. Sorry to disappoint most of you.
Edited By: GrenadierB Jan 19th, 2011 at 01:36 AM
You are in a good, loving, happy marriage of 10+ years. Your wife is by all appearances a great woman. Your relationship is above standard. It has its problems but nothing serious and nothing even remotely close to out of the ordinary or shady. Your world is her and your 2+ kids. Your life is blessed.
Now somehow or another you unearth some dirt. The incident(s) happened before you two ever locked penile and vagina so no problem there. But..............
1) For 4 years she was a prostitute to pay for college.
2) She killed someone via hit & run.
3) She was married at the age of 18 and had 2 kids w/ another man that she has no contact w/ by her wishes, not theirs.
4) She spent 3 years in juvenile detention and 4 years in a psych ward because she tried to murder her parents at the age of 13.
5) She has a swiss bank account w/ 2+ million in it and has never spoken a word of it.
6) She was a man before.
I'm a firm believer in what is in the past is just that. People change, both to the light and dark side. W/ that said, doubt Im handling any of these very well, especially 2 & 4.
Which, if any, of these scenarios would make you contact a lawyer and bail?
Thought it would be funny to hear what scenarios OT comes up w/ and or share some true unearthed dirt stories about exes or current cakes.
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Sorry to hear about your unfortunate circumstance(s).
Edited By: Hecklerz Jan 18th, 2011 at 08:07 PM
Nonetheless, the only issue here worthy of a lawyer is #5. What can a lawyer do for you about items #1 - 4? Sweet F-A.
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5. and it's not even close
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lol none of them wgaf? and #5 sounds like a long line of 100% pure Colombian rape, why would you even include that?
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Originally Posted by Hateflops
5. and it's not even close
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2 i am calling the cops, 4 i am calling a therapist or someone like that.
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I imagine the skills developed in #1 is part of the reason you married her in the first place.
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Quit talking bout me!
Edited By: michlad Jan 18th, 2011 at 08:47 PM
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I wouldnt divorce her or report her to the cops for any of these reasons. If she has been awesome for the last 10years but had a rough life before that (maybe its one of these extreme circumstance that made her change her life around for the better) I wouldnt hold it against her and def wouldnt ruin my life over it.
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6) She was a man before
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1. Get aids test
2 Check and see if theres a reward
3 Use info to blackmail daily BJ's
4 What teenager hasnt thought about murdering their parents
5 We are moving to Switzerland baby -
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so... this is awkward
but seriousely, pics or GTFO -
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That's a lot of history, probably just a series of misunderstandings, though.
I would ask her why she is so boring now.
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In case the 100% of you are either trolling, or retardedOriginally Posted by GrenadierB
Hypothetically speaking of course. Sorry to disappoint most of you.
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......Originally Posted by GrenadierB
Hypothetically speaking of course. Sorry to disappoint most of you.
You are in a good, loving, happy marriage of 10+ years. Your wife is by all appearances a great woman. Your relationship is above standard. It has its problems but nothing serious and nothing even remotely close to out of the ordinary or shady. Your world is her and your 2+ kids. Your life is blessed.
Now somehow or another you unearth some dirt. The incident(s) happened before you two ever locked penile and vagina so no problem there. But..............
1) For 4 years she was a prostitute to pay for college.
2) She killed someone via hit & run.
3) She was married at the age of 18 and had 2 kids w/ another man that she has no contact w/ by her wishes, not theirs.
4) She spent 3 years in juvenile detention and 4 years in a psych ward because she tried to murder her parents at the age of 13.
5) She has a swiss bank account w/ 2+ million in it and has never spoken a word of it.
I'm a firm believer in what is in the past is just that. People change, both to the light and dark side. W/ that said, doubt Im handling any of these very well, especially 2 & 4.
Which, if any, of these scenarios would make you contact a lawyer and bail?
Thought it would be funny to hear what scenarios OT comes up w/ and or share some true unearthed dirt stories about exes or current cakes.
1-i quit my job,put her back on the streets and enjoy my new fur coat
2- NASCAR here we come!
3- go out to eat oysters in your new Caddie and fur coat. You got it ALL baby!
4-that long in the cadge she likes the girls and is far out enough to indulge your fantasies of girl on girl bondage in the basement after she gives you her paycheck
5-you are married,dufus. you get at least half. more when the court system finds out she was a crazed,homicidal,bad driving prostitute who liked the kink!
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the worst part would be the lack of honesty involved, but whatevs. here goes:
1. I'd pretend her clientele was all wimmins
2. meh, it happens
3. let it be
4. she's "all better now" right? err...
5. see #2 (the issue not my answer) then ball out of control
lawyer? well maybe for me after #5 response -
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first off, sweet thread idea
1. mehhh, i wouldnt b all that excited ab it but as long as she doesnt have anything then i can get over it i think
2. i cant get mad at her for something i would probably do... was it a bum? or a loving mother and wife? it matters
3. this isnt my problem, if thats what she wants to do thats up to her, they wont b comin around when theyre 18 hatin me, i didnt do anything. get her
4. this... this i would need to talk to her about i think. what was the reasoning behind the attempted execution of her parents. this one could go either way depending on details and if i felt like she still had the crazies in her somewhere.
5. WTF bish, why am i working so hard to pay the bills, lets invest that shit or somethin. idk if i leave her over that if i love her and we have 2+ kids tho -
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sounds like you got yourself a black widow
Edited By: MasturNate Jan 18th, 2011 at 10:33 PM
i wouldnt handle finding out any of that information very well. -
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# 5 sounds like a situation
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1. Get tested ASAP. It's doubtful she hooked for 4 years without catching somethin. If positive, bail.
2. Not ideal but w/e. Life goes on (except for the victim obv)
3. If u can't tell that a woman's had a kid (or 2!!! at 18!!!) then you're probably doing it wrong or just very inexperienced
4. Tough... I'd say the majority of prepubescent teens have contemplated killing their parents, acting on it's a bit different... Idk, I probably bail cos you're fuct if you ever cheat/break her heart
5. I don't think this is "dirt", I think it's gold. What's mine is yours honey, gimme half. -
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Am I the only one who would have my lawyer on the phone while Im packing up my shit? Doubt that. I can tell your either brain dead or single and dont have any kids because you'd know if your bailing, a lawyer is a given.Originally Posted by Hecklerz
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate circumstance(s).
Nonetheless, the only issue here worthy of a lawyer is #5. What can a lawyer do for you about items #1 - 4? Sweet F-A.
I didnt say I'd bounce but any none of these, at least to me, are not even in the same ball park as a wgaf matter. To each his own tho. Hypothetically, she wont give up the bread? What now?Originally Posted by Lord Supremo
lol none of them wgaf? and #5 sounds like a long line of 100% pure Colombian rape, why would you even include that?
Allsome. Cant believe I forgot that obvious one. I thought about believer(? I think ?) who said his friend married a woman w/ a penis whilst writing this too. Kicking myself. Gonna edit that one in.Originally Posted by Unforseen
6) She was a man before
Originally Posted by Randers
With all due respect, was your wife a 'grenade', making you a 'grenader' OP?
As I posted above. What if she isnt coming off the bread? Then what? Doubt your entitled to it even in divorce especially if she can prove she had it well before you smashed her paint cookies and popped the question. Could be wrong there as I am no lawyer. OT lawyers?Originally Posted by SlayNL
1. Get tested ASAP. It's doubtful she hooked for 4 years without catching somethin. If positive, bail.
Why? How you gonna get something better w/ teh herpz!
4. Tough... I'd say the majority of prepubescent teens have contemplated killing their parents, acting on it's a bit different... Idk, I probably bail cos you're fuct if you ever cheat/break her heart
Wouldnt an unexpected bail be heartbreaking? Seems like a case of maybe your damned if you do, maybe your damned if you dont.
5. I don't think this is "dirt", I think it's gold. What's mine is yours honey, gimme half. -
Lord Supremo
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Well, I guess we'd have to have a conversation about where it came from and what plans she had for it and whatnot, but if I'm happily married with kids for 10 years before I knew my wife had $2M, then I can't fathom not being in the same spot after knowing she had $2M.Originally Posted by GrenadierB
I didnt say I'd bounce but any none of these, at least to me, are not even in the same ball park as a wgaf matter. To each his own tho. Hypothetically, she wont give up the bread? What now?
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How big are her boobs?
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How can you not start with 6?
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this is what i dont get...how have more people not asked a question like this, because imo this would be the worstOriginally Posted by JAAAAA!!!!
How can you not start with 6?
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