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i never really use condoms, but was wondering wtf people are so high and mighty about them for..so i went and bought a pack, and tried one on to beat off with, and it made my penis look smaller, and in a way scrunchy..nothing appealing about it, thats for sure.. so basically i tossed it, and just jacked my johnnie red raw, just like how he came into this world.
whats your guys thoughts on them? would you rather just raw dog.. i mean, honestly, most of my occurences are on 1 night stands and so i dont have them on me since if i slip and take one home, im fucked as my wife would beat my black ass.
do you guys use them exclusively? or is it, meh if i have them, sure but if not im still going to ride that defblindmute bitch until i climax on her face? is there anybody here that will just plain not have sex any under circumstance without them?
anybody got anyone pregnant on a one night stand?
Whats the rule of thumb for a girlfriend from switching from the condom thing to raw dog? what about anal?
anybody ever get anyone pregnant on a one night fucking stand, and then feel compelled to get married to the bitch, and now feel like al bundy and hate your life?
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Jaybone2315
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Only time ive ever done it was when I was too wasted to care.
ive raw dogged a girls ass once. Probably not the best decision... but my dick hasnt fallen off yet. So i win. -
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You do realize that you can get STDs during one night stands, right?
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I leave it up to her, but usually they are sleeping when we fuck, so usually its raw
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If you're drunk and its a one nighter its not likely the rubber's are gonna get a chance
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Sweetness777
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no shit, i collect them like christmas ornaments.. i know im a dumbfuck, but surely all of you arent bible thumpersOriginally Posted by jaykell15
You do realize that you can get STDs during one night stands, right?
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I actually got someone pregnant from an unprotected one night stand. We tried to make it work for a while, but it was obvious we were doomed. We ended up selling the baby to this guy just over the Mexican border, splitting it 50/50 after she recouped what she had to spend on maternity clothes and haagen daazs. tbh, it's quite a reward for very little work. I would def do this again.
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Scha
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I've used a condom once, just to see how it was and I lost my erection and then I took it of and the erection came back... F condoms
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co-sign with Sweetness, and may God have mercy on my soul for it
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im not a fool. I wrap my tool
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LOL. Im 26 w/ no stds and no kids and I like my life (and my g/f 2 kinda). Hope this helps. Definitely feels way better though, but on the flipside I think I last way way longer w/ one? I don't know though cuz ive only used one when intoxicated and I get the opposite of whiskey dick so idk.
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tangent, but has anybody had any experience with those dental dam things.. like on that movie booty call where he had to eat her out through it.. i dont even know what one looks like, but has anybody had to munch some box through that
plus whats your guys eating out ratio.. like do you have a standard rule of thumb, or do you just go down everytime like i do.. like i can put my hand on a bible and swear that with the exception of 1 or two girls, and a few hookers, that i have pretty much went down on everybody prior to sticking it on our first sexual encounter. -
huge bush, uselesss to go down
Originally Posted by Sweetness777
tangent, but has anybody had any experience with those dental dam things.. like on that movie booty call where he had to eat her out through it.. i dont even know what one looks like, but has anybody had to munch some box through that
plus whats your guys eating out ratio.. like do you have a standard rule of thumb, or do you just go down everytime like i do.. like i can put my hand on a bible and swear that with the exception of 1 or two girls, and a few hookers, that i have pretty much went down on everybody prior to sticking it on our first sexual encounter.
anything else:
two fingers, smell. Old sushi smell or worse, go back up and kiss her, wipe fingers on her shirt
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this post is too funny to reply seriously to
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every time, but I'm not a dirtball so I'm not worried about getting the Herp or the HIV. As for condoms...that's an everytime type of deal now. I used my one strike, got a kid with my ex-gf of 8 years, and aint having no more anytime soon. Before that, if I was comfortable with the girl and wasn't worried about getting hucklebucked by some crazy broad, then it would be a 'let's get to know one another a little better' type of deal before going raw dog.Originally Posted by Sweetness777
plus whats your guys eating out ratio
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definitely happens from time to time. I feel like I won't have the self control to pull it out so I just make it a rule to always use a rubber these days.Originally Posted by Scha
I've used a condom once, just to see how it was and I lost my erection and then I took it of and the erection came back... F condoms
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Hilarious thread.
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it is 2009 right?
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unfortunately it is 2009.. this one bitch made me put on a condom before she would give me head.. Im like, bitch i patented this dick, you dont have rights to it.. seriously, who the fuck wears a condom when getting head.. even when i pay for it, the scallywags dont even make me have to wear one.
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That's wack. Sex, understandable head no fing way.Originally Posted by Sweetness777
unfortunately it is 2009.. this one bitch made me put on a condom before she would give me head.. Im like, bitch i patented this dick, you dont have rights to it.. seriously, who the fuck wears a condom when getting head.. even when i pay for it, the scallywags dont even make me have to wear one.
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They're hoping your diseases will cure their'sOriginally Posted by Sweetness777
unfortunately it is 2009.. this one bitch made me put on a condom before she would give me head.. Im like, bitch i patented this dick, you dont have rights to it.. seriously, who the fuck wears a condom when getting head.. even when i pay for it, the scallywags dont even make me have to wear one.
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my eating puss ratio is way low. Ive only done it a few times.
I still remember the first time i did it tho. 9th grade and I went down on the broad. She was completely shaven, but she must have shaved like a week before, so it kinda felt like 5 o'clock shadow. That sucked. -
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sweetness is sfpriceless, been awhile since i've lol-ed this hard at a thread
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3 weeks ago I had sexytime with a really stunning girl. She was a couple of years younger than me but knew her way around the bedroom if you know what I mean........ She'd just finished giving me head so I thought i would return the favour.
Biggest mistake of my life. I seriously dont thing she'd ever shaven....... I cant even put into words what it was like. After a couple of minutes I was gunna say something but I opted not too.
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the team that plays good defense (or eats puss in this case) is always in the game and always has a chance, even when the offense has an off night.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
my eating puss ratio is way low. Ive only done it a few times.
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i have no clue what this metaphor means.
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