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Unsolicited Advice from Underdog -- Asking for Advice

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  1. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:02pm)

    It's becoming harder and harder for me to write this... thing because I keep getting asked questions about stuff. And I only offer unsolicited advice, so stop asking. But one thing no one has asked me advice about is how to ask for advice. Now try not to let this blow your mind, but I am going to offer advice on asking for advice because, you guessed it, nobody asked for it!

    Okay, this is actually going to be a very short piece, because there is a very simple rule you should keep in mind: the expected value of asking for advice on an internet forum like Pocket Fives Off Topic is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject involved.

    Got that?

    So if you need advice on whether to get married, asking a bunch of degenerates who post anonymously on an internet forum... not positive EV.

    Similarly, does anyone really think that the best group of people to get advice about whether it's possible to impregnate a girl without ejaculation can be found here? Well, one person apparently does. I won't give you advice on that particular subject (because you asked for it) but here's some free unsolicited advice for you, Sean614: stop having sex. Stop now. Don't ever do it again.

    Finally, please feel free to not ask for advice on poker, rotisserie baseball, or handicapping caveman vs. astronaut deathmatches in the future.
  2. Plattsburgh Plattsburgh is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:03pm) in reply to Underdog

    Is it ok with you if I ask advice on how to play poker?
     
  3. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:08pm) in reply to Plattsburgh

    <------------------ PD
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  4. SoljahHI SoljahHI is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:16pm) in reply to Underdog

    obv know what i got to do already just rambleing on here, not like im gonna find dr. phil or here or someshit i know that
  5. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:17pm) in reply to SoljahHI

    Well said.
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  6. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:21pm) in reply to Underdog

    A guy I know....Who is around 28 years old now....I was drinking with at the local pub this past summer...He happens to be my best friends older brother asked me if you could get a girl impregnated by blowing your load in her mouth (He has never hooked up with a girl in his life, just extremely socially shy and is even a good looking guy) but that is about the time I stopped asking for advice because yeah well I don't even know what to say.
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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:25pm) in reply to Underdog

    I have an online friend in the southern illinois area who writes 'underdog, how should I best go about coming out of the closet with my lust for siu men? -ct'
  8. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:30pm) in reply to skisteve

    lol I was going to ask if your online friend was ChocoThunder and then I saw the initials
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