bad beats ^

confront him, i think him knowing that you know he wrote a bad check is pretty embarrassing and against the law most places

Yep, sounds like it's time to switch all your monies to a different bank (a small, locally-owned bank, not another piece of shit big corporate bank), feed the dog a pint of anti-freeze then tell the idiot who gave you the bad check he's got about 10 seconds to fork over $57 in cash or get stabbed in the eye.

f banks. last week my account got down to like 109 bucks. the bank decides that somehow it is now time to kick in overdraft protection, and then charges me a fee for using it and then interest on top of it.

1. overdraft protection is to avoid fees, and they instacharge a fee?
2. the interest was charged within a week, a full 3 weeks before my first payment was even do?
3. my account was nowhere near 0, and was refilled before the very first day it dropped that low?
4. overdraft protection isn't supposed to kick in until your account goes negative?

f banks.

There's really only one thing to do. Follow him to work, steal his car, sell it, profit. Then he gets fired for not beig able to get there or get there on time and he gets evicted.
Fucking revenge noobs.

 

Originally Posted by time4badbeat

That's the problem - it's like a battle, he has the high ground, he can really make my life hell if he wants to (aka continue walking around like a fucking elephant at 2-4am every fkn night) and I don't know if I want to open that can of worms. I was ready to let this $50 check go, cause really, if the guy has NSF I can let the $50 go but WTF please charge me fkn $7 because I'm able to judge if a person has sufficient funds, are you fucking kidding me?

ummmmm pretty sure this is why A LOT of places will not take a check...cause they dont want to be out that money and the fees...

that fuckin dog needs to go

just ask him nicely.... he's getting charged prolly $35 a pop on bounced checks, so if you redeposited, he will get charged a lot more than you will. The only exception to that would be if he wrote a check from a closed account, so make sure the return was for NSF (insufficient funds).

It sucks that your neighbor did this but for you to make fun of him for bouncing a $50 check and then bitch about a measley $7 service charge. I find the whole thing comical. So what, the guys dog pissed on your dogs shoes. Big deal. You and your dog ever hear of a washing machine?

Also, whatever happened to the #1 OT rule? NO MENTION OF GIRLFRIENDS OR WIVES WITHOUT PICS!

so, pics or GTFO

Hire Stewie Griffin to do the dirty work

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

How does somebody bounce a $50 check? That is pretty pathetic. I guess it's the same kind of person that lets their dog out to take a piss on the deck.

It is pretty pathetic. That being said, I just bounced a $50.00 check last month. I was at a party over the winter and this guy I know says "Yeah I'm moving, gonna sell all my stuff, blah, blah." long story short....beermeister for $100.00. He drops it to $50.00 when I offer to help him move. It snows on moving day and I don't show up. sfobv. (I felt like a dick) Anyway I'm laid off and money is super tight, his check goes through on a day when about 97 other things come out of my account so his bounced. I got slammed with a $35 fee, and had to make a very embarrassing phone call. The money went through on his end, I just needed a check to clear on my end, but I still don't know if he got a penalty. It was like the one day he couldn't have cashed that check. Life is sweet.

 

Originally Posted by MrMojo728

It sucks that your neighbor did this but for you to make fun of him for bouncing a $50 check and then bitch about a measley $7 service charge. I find the whole thing comical. So what, the guys dog pissed on your dogs shoes. Big deal. You and your dog ever hear of a washing machine?

Lol@you, so a guy disrespects me by having his dog piss all over my deck and I'm supposed to foot the bill for that? Gtd you are my neighbor, diagf yfc

 

Originally Posted by JON STAMOZ

imho

Incredible acting by the victim to keep his left arm by his side the entire beatdown. That's a fucking Oscar baby, Oscar!

I wish I couldve been in fights with one armed pussies who just let me crush them and like it.

+2 for the good friends who know he deserved it so they let it happen. Epic clip!

 

Originally Posted by 2Slick4u

Yep, sounds like it's time to switch all your monies to a different bank (a small, locally-owned bank, not another piece of shit big corporate bank), feed the dog a pint of anti-freeze then tell the idiot who gave you the bad check he's got about 10 seconds to fork over $57 in cash or get stabbed in the eye.

HAAAAAAhha.

 

Originally Posted by cizastro

Here's what you gotta do...

Find out where he does his workouts in the apartment. If he's fat and doesn't do it, the process will get a lot longer as you'll have to convince him to start working out and putting a large emphasis on the benefits of doing squats.

Once you learn where he does his squats, you jam a fucking broomstick up through the ceiling as hard as you can and you assrape him with the butt end of your broom. If you're smart, you'll sharpen the end of it so it'll rupture his inner asshole/colon/intestines (depending on how much penetration you get) and you basically kabob him until he forks over the cash.

Once he does pay, go upstairs and give him a bandaid for the trouble.

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