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  1. Looking to buy a new laptop soon and i have no idea what to start at but i was attracted to the color and size of wacos laptop so please can waco or someone please tell me the exact same laptop he has. Or can someone recommend a real beast to buy. Thank you!
  2. just go get a small blue one.
  3. I agree. The blue ones outperform all others.
  4. if you look very close in the corner of the room you can see the la(pb)top cover he uses...


    hope thats a start.
  5. WOW. I swing so hard on waco's nuts I want a laptop just like hisssssssssssssss!
  6. hey tedforrest...remember that one time when you folded on the 5 billionth hand
  7. loooooooooooooooooool

    I was trying to remember where the fuck I knew that name...hahahaha
  8. LOOOOOOOL!

    PWNED!!!!!!!!111
  9. No, I don't recall that. But I do remember that your mom still owes me $5 change from that $20 I gave her for the hummer.
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  11. God damn I hope he folded Tc2c
  12. pokerstars Game #10000000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/05/19 - 16:51:40 (ET)Table
    'Venusia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Rechargeable ($4.83 in chips)
    Seat 2: inwooke ($1.73 in chips)
    Seat 3: The_Moog ($6.43 in chips)
    Seat 4: <span>XTedForrestX </span>($2.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: Ferius ($3.10 in chips)
    Seat 6: justine0003 ($0.82 in chips)
    Ferius: posts small blind $0.01
    justine0003: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    justine0003 said, "?"
    The_Moog said, "wowowow"
    The_Moog said, "YES"
    Ferius said, "w2eet"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "jfdklsa'sfjsd"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "wow"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "yeah baby"
    The_Moog said, "my buttons are gone"
    The_Moog said, "all in"
    justine0003 said, "how much do we win!!"
    The_Moog said, "thanks"
    Ferius said, "can me make a deal?"
    The_Moog said, "i had that feeling"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "yes make a deal"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "lets chop it up"
    justine0003 said, "ya lets do it"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "i agree"
    The_Moog said, "aGREE"
    Rechargeable said, "Yes, if that is possible"
    Ferius said, "chop it"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "shyt load of money for us"
    The_Moog said, "cool, i have a good hand to win ;)"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "i seriously have AKs, but don't think it's worth to risk it"
    The_Moog said, "lets do it before i get a disconnect"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "where's the support?"
    justine0003 said, "is this real"
    justine0003 said, "and how do we get our money"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "support"
    XTedForrestX said, "help"
    Ferius said, "lets go"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "can we chop?"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "please"
    justine0003 said, "and everyone else?"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "can't we chop, and leave a certain amoutn to winner?"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "not 100k"
    <span>XTedForrestX </span>said, "little nutss"
    Ferius said, "i want that"
    The_Moog said, "gl table"
    Rechargeable: raises $4.81 to $4.83 and is all-in
    inwooke: folds
    The_Moog: raises $1.60 to $6.43 and is all-in
    <span>XTedForrestX</span>: folds
    Ferius: calls $3.09 and is all-in
    justine0003: calls $0.80 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [Ac Kc Td]
    *** TURN *** [Ac Kc Td] [9c]
    *** RIVER *** [Ac Kc Td 9c] [8h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Rechargeable: shows [5c 4d] (high card Ace)
    The_Moog: shows [9h Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
    The_Moog collected $3.31 from side pot-2
    Ferius: mucks hand
    The_Moog collected $6.49 from side pot-1
    justine0003: shows [3c 8c] (a flush, Ace high)
    justine0003 collected $3.13 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $13.58
    Main pot $3.13.
    Side pot-1 $6.49.
    Side pot-2 $3.31. Rake $0.65
    Board [Ac Kc Td 9c 8h]
    Seat 1: Rechargeable showed [5c 4d] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 2: inwooke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: The_Moog showed [9h Th] and won ($9.80) with two pair, Tens and Nines
    Seat 4: <span>XTedForrestX </span>(button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Ferius (small blind) mucked
    Seat 6: justine0003 (big blind) showed [3c 8c] and won ($3.13) with a flush, Ace high
  13. Dude I dont know why you keep saying over and over this wasnt you that folded that hand. ITS SO OBV YOU.

    I mean cmon you think everyone here is that stupid to not realize its you. You just soooo happend to register the same name here? It doesnt add up. I have a hard time believing that its a coincedence you have the exact same name here as the guy who folded.

    Post your stars name in your profile then.
  14. dum ass, look at the date I created this account. ITS SO OBV YOU ARE A RETARD.
  15. OBV you were fairly new to poker then

    listen just settle this and list your screename

    if im such a retard then clear it all up by listing your screename...

    btw..i wouldnt create a p5's name that is the exact same as the biggest tool in pokerstar giveaways history and if you did create the name here cause you thought it was clever and funny..it wasnt it was a worse move then folding the 5B hand itself
  16. XTEDFORRESTX - stop being such a prick all the time. Every thread you post in your taking a cheap shot at somebody. Just chill out. Stop being sooo angry.
  17. OBV you were fairly new to poker then


    OBV you are still a retard. sharkscope the real xtedforrestx and see how long he has been playing.

    btw..i wouldnt create a p5's name that is the exact same as the biggest tool in pokerstar giveaways history

    I probably do a lot of things that retards wouldn't do.

    AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT --- SEE IF YOUR MOM HAS THAT CHANGE FROM THE $20 ON HER.
  18. I'd be angry too if I folded the 5 billionth hand preflop.
  19. its funny I only can find one xTedForrestx on stars

    I guess its you then
  20. looooooooooool

    until there is some solid proof it wasn u i will forever be laughing at u ted
     
  21. Am I on crack...or didn't he fold the 10 billionth hand?
  22. yea 10 billionth
     
  23. 10 Billion...5 Billion..whatever

    I hope he was lying about having AK as well...to me that makes it even worse

    oh yeah and Ted my mom is 64 years old so I hope you had fun..cant believe you would pay for someone that age..but Social Security dont pay shit so I commend her for being out there still raking in the dough
  24. the fact that it was 10 bililionth and not 5 billiionth also makes it worse

    looooooooool even more
     
  25. It warms my heart to know that poker will be very profitable for a long time to come.

    Thank god 20ish or so years ago alot of stupid people were able to breed.
  26. I think sharkscope and OPR even make it more OBV that it is indeed you
  27. Did your Mom say when she could give me that $5, or should I just stop by for another quick gum job?
  28. wow you are a tool and an idiot for folding that hand, looooooooool. You can't even prove it wasn't you. haha
  29. You can't even prove it wasn't you.

    LOLZ.

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