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WARNING WARNING!!!!VERY DISTURBING POST!!!!!!!! WARNING WARNING! EVEN FOR ME!!!

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:14pm)

    this was brought up before. how often do people "release the hostages" when playing poker. I admited i had did it once. then about a month ago, parents were out. had the WHOLE FIVE MINUTE BREAK so WHOOSH JERK SMILES :D. wound up getting 2nd in that tournament.

    Today was down to 900 in limit omaha. break roles around. parents are out to dinner. so hell why not WHOOSH JERK SMILES!

    doing pretty good in that tournament now

    have i found a secret weapon????????
  2. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:16pm) in reply to whitealroker

    I am very aroused
  3. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:16pm) in reply to whitealroker

    patiently awaiting Phx Rises response!!
  4. XBassX XBassX is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:16pm) in reply to whitealroker

    The trick is to find out how to use the secret weapon while mom and cat+dog are on the couch. GL report findings
  5. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:16pm) in reply to Trent55


    **waiting to caption more**
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  6. computerb computerb is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:18pm) in reply to sacaniga

    Thank you for sharing War.
  7. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:18pm) in reply to XBassX

    yes thats a problem. also i multi table alot and dont like to miss hands ever. and pretty sure it wont work for more then one tournament
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  8. XBassX XBassX is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:20pm) in reply to whitealroker

    trick #2 where do you deposit the "hostages"?? Wouldn't be too hard if you like the feel of a little Mayo in your pants. Just throwing that out there.
  9. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:28pm) in reply to XBassX

    mamma wars tube socks obv
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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 6:59pm) in reply to XBassX

    scout's rule #1: always be prepared. Fav porn sites bookmarked, tissues in bottom drawer, alarm set for 10 minute mark before anyone else is supposed to be home.
     
  11. Acpittboss Acpittboss is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 7:20pm) in reply to whitealroker

    did i see that right your 34 and you still live with your parents?
  12. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 7:29pm) in reply to Acpittboss

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Acpittboss on 1/12/2008 19:20 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>did i see that right your 34 and you still live with your parents? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>did i see that right that your a member of this forum and DONT KNOW THAT???

    NOOB!
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  13. XBassX XBassX is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 7:38pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Acpittboss and PHX in cahoots?
  14. Acpittboss Acpittboss is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 7:41pm) in reply to XBassX

    Sorry i am not up to date on everyones living situations, I will try to gain more information........amd who the hell is PHX
  15. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 7:53pm) in reply to Acpittboss

    acpitt just get the fuck out while your still behing you imbred.
  16. Acpittboss Acpittboss is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:01pm) in reply to Schlik20

    Am I a imbred cuz i own my OWN house???
  17. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:04pm) in reply to Acpittboss

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(6): WARNING WARNING!!!!VERY DISTURBING POST!!!!!!!! WARNING WARNING! EVEN FOR ME!!!
    by Acpittboss on 1/12/2008 20:01 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>Am I a imbred cuz i own my OWN house??? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    wtf does that have to do with being a inbred? Even some inbreds own trailers and whatnot.
  18. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:14pm) in reply to Chazmental

    lol--- I had to look it up cause I didnt even know thats how you spelt it.. haha

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(7): WARNING WARNING!!!!VERY DISTURBING POST!!!!!!!! WARNING WARNING! EVEN FOR ME!!!
    by Chazmental on 1/12/2008 20:04 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(6): WARNING WARNING!!!!VERY DISTURBING POST!!!!!!!! WARNING WARNING! EVEN FOR ME!!!
    by Acpittboss on 1/12/2008 20:01 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>Am I a imbred cuz i own my OWN house??? </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    wtf does that have to do with being a inbred? Even some inbreds own trailers and whatnot. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=def_word>imbred</TD><TD class=def_thumbs><TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD noWrap><SPAN id=thumbs_322276>50 up, 7 down</SPAN></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>People who don't know how to spell "inbred".

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  19. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:16pm) in reply to Schlik20

    How do I imbred a youtube video on here?
  20. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:17pm) in reply to Schlik20

    At least I got it correct.
  21. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:18pm) in reply to Schlik20

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#eeeedd border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><INPUT type=checkbox value=2df37fb6-5035-40f8-a4f8-20d17e19c19a name=SelectedMessages></TD><TD>6.8.00:04 by SaulGood</TD><TD>[Reply]</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top></TD><TD vAlign=top colSpan=2>okay.... 1. copy/download pic to your my pictures file/anywhere on your computer 2. go to photobucket.com or similar site and host the pic there (browse-find pic-click submit) 3. copy the TAG code under your pic from photobucket. 4. On p5s you click the HTML box in the upper right , then paste the TAG of your pic then unclick the HTML box and it s hould magically appear lots of steps buts it will get quick once you do it a few times/once you have some pics in your photobucket library best of luck</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    i wonder if he really wrote that out for me...
  22. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:23pm) in reply to whitealroker

    you know the rule.
  23. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jan 12th, 2008 (1/12/2008 8:29pm) in reply to Schlik20

    I hope you're joking.
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    Jan 13th, 2008 (1/13/2008 1:26am) in reply to norcaljeff

    lol
     
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    Jan 13th, 2008 (1/13/2008 1:36am) in reply to Acpittboss

    Acpittboss

    plz stop making me want to end it all
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    Jan 13th, 2008 (1/13/2008 2:12am) in reply to norcaljeff

    do unto others?

    you're fucked up man, that's nasty.
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