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Wash your hands before you pee?

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  1. goboro2 goboro2 is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:15am)

    I know it might sound odd but here are the rules for bathroom ettiquette in the year 2009:

    1. Wash your hands before you pee

    2. Wash your hands after

    3. Only dump if you're alone

    4. Don't touch (with your skin) anything

    5. Wait until you get home
  2. molahay molahay is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:26am) in reply to goboro2

    Always before, usually after... I know where my dicks been all day.

    If I think I've got a salty dog or there might be some rank on the frank, for sure after.
  3. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:36am) in reply to goboro2

    Wash hands after using restroom. The rest of the stuff on your list is just plain overboard.
     
  4. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:40am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Wash hands after using restroom. The rest of the stuff on your list is just plain overboard.

    I was never a big hand washer but now I wash my hands a lot especially after going to the restroom.
  5. goboro2 goboro2 is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:42am) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Wash hands after using restroom. The rest of the stuff on your list is just plain overboard.

    I was never a big hand washer but now I wash my hands a lot especially after going to the restroom.

    It should be always!!!!
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  6. HaightMeNow HaightMeNow is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:48am) in reply to goboro2

    Before? Really? lol, ok bud.
  7. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 3:54am) in reply to goboro2

     
    Originally Posted by goboro2 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Wash hands after using restroom. The rest of the stuff on your list is just plain overboard.

    I was never a big hand washer but now I wash my hands a lot especially after going to the restroom.

    It should be always!!!!

    Yea I meant always. lol
  8. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 4:02am) in reply to HaightMeNow

    i flush with my member
  9. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 4:07am) in reply to imhooks

    imma tell you guys umthin if I dont get laid tonight I fail....

    oooo and this thread sucks
     
  10. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 6:59am) in reply to goboro2

    Who makes up these rules,,,,,arent we in a drought?
  11. Ugot2BKddn Ugot2BKddn is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 7:48am) in reply to goboro2

    1. Wash your hands before you pee. Yes, I know where my hands have been but where my hands touch prior to wizzin.. take no chances.

    2. Wash your hands after. Yes, unless... I've manage to flush the toilet with my foot.

    3. Only dump if you're alone. Yes, and unless it's a dire emergency... ONLY at home.

    4. Don't touch (with your skin) anything. #1 Goal when usin' the john.

    5. Wait until you get home. When dropping a bomb. (see #3)

    Ok, I gotta go refill the bowel... Micky D's ... here I come~

    Ugot
  12. LordPye LordPye is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 8:55am) in reply to goboro2

    1. Wash your hands before you pee. Weak sauce. Was I changing oil before going wee-wee?

    2. Wash your hands after. LDO, unless you want dirty looks from your co-workers and shit goin around about you.

    3. Only dump if you're alone. Dump when you have to, only LOUD dump when you're alone.

    4. Don't touch (with your skin) anything. Don't be a pussy, unless it's super stupid nasty.

    5. Wait until you get home. Again, don't be a pussy. If bathrooms gross you out, so should anything used by the public. Don't be a germophobe
  13. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 9:26am) in reply to goboro2

    Do you whipe before you shit?
  14. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 11:39am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Do you whipe before you shit?

    And do you chew before you put food in your mouth?
  15. Brooklyn999 Brooklyn999 is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2009 (6/13/2009 11:42am) in reply to EyeKnows

    Wash before about 50% of the time. My hands are dirty not my dick. After if I pee on them. Always after a deuce obv
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