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Washing your cawk before a beejay?

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  1. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:54pm)

    So my daughter was down for a nap and I felt like gettin' some.....sherbet. I open up the container and make a comment to my g/f along the lines of, "I see you had some of the sherbet.." at which point she playfully denies having any.

    Me, being the opportunist, playfully pries even more to get her to admit it and she still won't. I then say, "So if I find out that you've had some of this sherbet, you won't mind giving me a blowjob for my detective work?"

    She says, "I'll give you a bj, but you have to wash your cawk first."

    WTF?!?!?

    To me this kills the spontanaity (sp.) of the situation and I no longer want one. I showered last night, but hadn't showered yet today. At the same time, I haven't done anything that would really get my cawk dirty.

    Am I overreacting here or is this standard?

    PS - pics are out there from another thread. Too lazy to post them up again.

  2. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:55pm) in reply to cizastro

    STD.

    swidt
  3. BadAllergies BadAllergies is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:56pm) in reply to cizastro

    As I am married, washing it is a must to recieve said BJ
  4. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:56pm) in reply to cizastro

    prob shlda washed ur cock
  5. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is online now

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:56pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    wtf, id go wash my cock and balls if thats what she wanted me to do. jsut dont make a habit of it
  6. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:57pm) in reply to cizastro

    Seems like she is trying to tell you something here.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:57pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    Weak sauce. She should be obliged to have the cawk in any condition in her mouf.
  8. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:57pm) in reply to cizastro

    LOOOL! Got a smelly cawk there, buddy?

    I've never had this problem, as I have a clean penix.

    PM Ess for all things penix related, obv.

    Does remind me of Baby Boy where she thinks he's cheating on here and she says, "Let me smell your dick!" He pauses, looks up and says, "Girl, you better go on with your bullshit..." LOOOL! Apparently John Singleton (the director) put that in the scene because it actually happened to a friend of his.
  9. BIGFISHFRY BIGFISHFRY is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 5:58pm) in reply to skreechamane

    lol WASH immed while you still can !!
  10. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:01pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

    LOOOL! Got a smelly cawk there, buddy?

    I've never had this problem, as I have a clean penix.

    PM Ess for all things penix related, obv.

    Does remind me of Baby Boy where she thinks he's cheating on here and she says, "Let me smell your dick!" He pauses, looks up and says, "Girl, you better go on with your bullshit..." LOOOL! Apparently John Singleton (the director) put that in the scene because it actually happened to a friend of his.

    I guess that was the problem with her statement.

    My penix is clean, so the demand for a wash was insulting to me. If I'm ever in a position where my penix is dirty, I make sure and wash it on my own terms before action. My penix was ready to go without the pre-wash.

    I guess I shoulda just washed it, but that statement was pretty much a buzzkill and ruined the entire mood that was building up.
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  11. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:03pm) in reply to cizastro

    I just want to know how it's 4pm on the west coast, yet you haven't taken a shower today yet?

    Also, if you're a guy, you sweat, so the " I haven't done anything to dirty it" doesn't fly.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:04pm) in reply to cizastro

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:05pm) in reply to cizastro

    She's def trying to tell you something. You must've had a smelly one the last couple of times. Wash that shit bro
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:05pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Also, if you're a guy, you sweat, so the " I haven't done anything to dirty it" doesn't fly.

    You also fart, and the balls aren't too far from that.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:07pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I just want to know how it's 4pm on the west coast, yet you haven't taken a shower today yet?

    Also, if you're a guy, you sweat, so the " I haven't done anything to dirty it" doesn't fly.

    It's called being lazy on a Saturday.

    Had a late night last night, so showered late and then crashed and slept in.

    So do you force your ladies to wash their junk before going downtown?
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:09pm) in reply to cizastro

    yah dude, wtf? If she hasn't showered in a day, I would rather her wash it, no wipes either, I don't want her smelling like a stripper.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:11pm) in reply to cizastro

    You should have the man card yanked for not immediately washing that shit and getting a bj. Seriously.. I don't care if I spent the day scrubbing my cawk to perfection and she asked me to wash it real quick before a beej... I'd do it.

    My god man wash your johnson and go have some fun.

    Fuck.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:11pm) in reply to cizastro

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/satur...schweddy-balls
     
  19. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:13pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    yah dude, wtf?

    ^^^this

    Idk how you go down on a chick if she hasn't showered in a day.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:16pm) in reply to Niceguy

    This is where Wet Wipes pull double duty... Take one to the cocks/grundy and you're good to go my friend.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:22pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    It's called being lazy on a Saturday.

    Had a late night last night, so showered late and then crashed and slept in.

    So do you force your ladies to wash their junk before going downtown?

    So do you force your ladies to wash their junk before going downtown?

    there is recon involved, most times, yes. i will not stop the game, i will just work around that.
  22. BetzPH BetzPH is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:27pm) in reply to cizastro

    you no longer want one? you're obv teh ghey
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  23. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:29pm) in reply to jdsas

    Some interesting responses so far...

    So when you guys hook up with chicks, you either make them wash their junk or you completely avoid that area?

    When I've randomly hooked up with women in the past I've never thought about asking them to wash their stuff beforehand. Seems like a momentum-killer if you ask me, but I seem to be in the minority here...
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  24. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:30pm) in reply to cizastro

    ( ) Ive ever eaten a random pussy.

    Edit: (Sober, when I am wasted with a random skeezer I hardly care about such nuances)
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:32pm) in reply to cizastro

    If either one needs a shower just shower together, and make it fun :) Thats what we do.
  26. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:33pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Some interesting responses so far...

    So when you guys hook up with chicks, you either make them wash their junk or you completely avoid that area?

    When I've randomly hooked up with women in the past I've never thought about asking them to wash their stuff beforehand. Seems like a momentum-killer if you ask me, but I seem to be in the minority here...

    You are missing the point, which is...

    Do you want a blowjob or do you not want a blowjob?
     
  27. ibled4thereds ibled4thereds is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:34pm) in reply to Cesporz

    so you decided to make a thread instead of putting some effort to get a head?
  28. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:35pm) in reply to cizastro

    Jesus man! If playful is what you were going for you had a perfect opportunity to wash, hand buff it a little, hang a towel off it and then ask her if she's seen your towel. Does OT have to think of everything for you?
  29. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:37pm) in reply to Autolobotomist

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    Jesus man! If playful is what you were going for you had a perfect opportunity to wash, hand buff it a little, hang a towel off it and then ask her if she's seen your towel. Does OT have to think of everything for you?

    LOOOOOOL!

    Standard play in this spot.
  30. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:38pm) in reply to cizastro

    stop wiping back to front immed.
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