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Washing your cawk before a beejay?

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  1. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:42pm) in reply to cizastro

    This is a shitty level, a man cannot turn down a blowjob.

    Or OP gets an incredible number of blowjobs, so many that he is now having to weed out the non-spontaneous blowjobs because he's just getting too many fucking blowjobs and ya gotta start somewhere.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 6:43pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    This is a shitty level, a man cannot turn down a blowjob.

    Or OP gets an incredible number of blowjobs, so many that he is now having to weed out the non-spontaneous blowjobs because he's just getting too many fucking blowjobs and ya gotta start somewhere.

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:17pm) in reply to BadAllergies

     
    Originally Posted by BadAllergies View Post

    As I am married, washing it is a must to recieve said BJ

    sfthis
     
  4. flywiithme flywiithme is offline

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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:26pm) in reply to cizastro

    Clearly you have a smelly dick and she knows it. Also, you haven't showered yet today and she knows that too. You should probably get a divorce tho.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:42pm) in reply to cizastro

    In the time it took you to make this post you could have showered and been on the road to BJ happiness.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:42pm) in reply to cizastro

    I would of washed that shit fast and got that free bj.Why on earth would you not take her up on this?Maybe she did that cuz she knew you would'nt wash it and she would get away with eatting the sherbet and not have to give you the bj
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:47pm) in reply to cizastro

    rofl... same exact situation happened to me this afternoon so I can understand how OP might feel this way. Interesting to see the opinions here. Wife and I had the bedroom door locked to keep kids out. Without even attempting, she asks that we shower before bj because we messed around earlier in the morning and she wanted to make sure she wasn't "tasting herself".

    I argued that it was a huge buzzkill... as we went from playin and rolling around spontaneously to sittin there negotiating the terms and conditions of said bj. That and odds are the kids would do something in the few mins a shower would take to delay my bj even further...so I just took a rain check on the whole thing. Guess I would play it differently if i were single, but I definitely understand where OP is comin from.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 7:53pm) in reply to cizastro

    Give her the soap.

    /thread.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 9:02pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    So my daughter was down for a nap and I felt like gettin' some.....sherbet. I open up the container and make a comment to my g/f along the lines of, "I see you had some of the sherbet.." at which point she playfully denies having any.

    Me, being the opportunist, playfully pries even more to get her to admit it and she still won't. I then say, "So if I find out that you've had some of this sherbet, you won't mind giving me a blowjob for my detective work?"

    She says, "I'll give you a bj, but you have to wash your cawk first."

    WTF?!?!?

    To me this kills the spontanaity (sp.) of the situation and I no longer want one. I showered last night, but hadn't showered yet today. At the same time, I haven't done anything that would really get my cawk dirty.

    Am I overreacting here or is this standard?

    PS - pics are out there from another thread. Too lazy to post them up again.


    well....you've obviously had SBS (stanky ball syndrome) in the past so you might as well just go wash you sack and get on with life.
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 9:21pm) in reply to cizastro

    She clearly didnt have any sherbert
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 10:18pm) in reply to cizastro

    no even a ''lets take a shower''or''will you was it for me''...

    and yeah ur over reacting to wash the pee tube that you touch with ur nose,ear pickin fingers...oh and the butt scratching finger dig pee pee touchin hands need washin too
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 10:22pm) in reply to cizastro

    I'm lazy, tired, and don't feel like reading the whole thread to see if this has been asked/answered yet so here goes...

    How long have you been dating to just now find out she wants you to was your cock before she'll suck it?
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 10:25pm) in reply to cizastro

    def. overreacting, do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?
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    Nov 21st, 2009 (11/21/2009 10:29pm) in reply to JPS84

     
    Originally Posted by JPS84 View Post

    do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?

    Who doesn't?
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 12:46am) in reply to JPS84

     
    Originally Posted by JPS84 View Post

    def. overreacting, do you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist?

    lol, worst example of the year. better luck tomorrow brohammed.

    the post about revoking your man card for not washing it immediately even if youve showered 8 times today and still were asked to wash it one more is dead on. gtfo with this "killin the mood" or spontaneity or whatever. if you have some good smelling shampoo, rub it all down there as well, leave a nice lasting positive impression (scent) on her for next time
     
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 1:17am) in reply to Denty

    I think the correct play here is to get in shower and rub one out.

    Then come out and prove sherbet thievery.

    Make her get the hard one for all your work.
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 1:21am) in reply to cizastro

     i've never asked the hubby to wash before a bj - but then, he keeps pretty clean and i have a very sensitive nose - if there were hygiene issues, i'm sure i could tell before commencing the bj - at which time i'd prolly just skip the bj and move to secksin instead 
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 1:25am) in reply to cizastro

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 1:26am) in reply to cizastro

    OP is obv. so well hung that it dangles in the dirt. Why else would you need to wash it first ffs.
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 1:39am) in reply to saxman

    Was anyone else creeped out by the opening line " so my daughter was down for a nap"?
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 2:39am) in reply to cizastro

    sick brag imo
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 8:49am) in reply to norcaljeff

    If your girl friend said to you, 'I'll kiss you, but first you have to brush your teeth', would you think it was a weird request or would you infer that she thinks your breath smells?

    I think you should apply the same logic to this situation.
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 9:30am) in reply to cizastro

    You know what kills a mood worse than her asking you to wash your junk? Setting off her gag reflex before she even gets started. Dudes sweat, and balls stank (except for DonkeyGoo's, apparently...). Wash yoself. Shoulda had FreshBalls.
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 9:36am) in reply to Magnet Steve

     
    Originally Posted by Magnet Steve View Post

    You know what kills a mood worse than her asking you to wash your junk? Setting off her gag reflex before she even gets started. Dudes sweat, and balls stank (except for DonkeyGoo's, apparently...). Wash yoself. Shoulda had FreshBalls.

    lol - no, I just have good timing :)
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 10:18am) in reply to pigalet42

    1. wash the cock

    2. never eat pussy when sport fucking
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:42am) in reply to ZackAllen

    Eff G House
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