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  1. need to be in brooklyn at 830am to get sworn in to this god forsaken country

    srsly who swears irish ppl in the day after paddys day??
    fml
     
  2. Have you ever seen the movie Gangs of New York? You just watch yourself.
  3. srsly who swears irish ppl in the day after paddys day??

    looool! welcome
  4. who is really Irish and goes out to celebrate this day with every non Irish person on earth?
  5. easy ass >>> celebration
     
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  6. On an all time epic fail scale, what would getting too drunk/arrested/deported on the day before you were going to get sworn into the country be?

    Gotta be high up there
  7. Seriously unfair man! Anyways Welcome to America!!
  8. <3 213. If any of you get the chance this summer be sure to hang with him. he's a good lad.
  9. as you philly people say "he is a good amUrican."

    almost.

    congrats! one last night to tell the girls you are VISITING. chicks eat that stuff up when they know you are leaving. make up a good story how you decided to try amUrica for st paddys day this year. yada yada yada anal.
  10. thats an old one but in honour of our new fb friendship ill dust it off

    wish me luck
     
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  11. ugggh so passed out on the couch have 8missed calls on cell from mum and i still feel housed

    this should be good!

    currently 20mins late
     
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  12. get moving slacker
     
  13. I didn't hear any mention of getting laid last night. Ahem.
  14. im in!

    the history channel were shooting a doc on how the naturalisation process go down so i hope they didnt catch me passed out
     
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  15. awesome! congrats!

    ..now here is where you will be assigned with your new outfit. would you prefer the army or the marines?

    wat? in the civil war they signed you up as you got off the boat! sigh.
  16. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee welcome aboard, just leave our women alone, limey