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The Wedding Test

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  1. tshock43 tshock43 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 1:41am)

    Hope this isn't a repoast but I figure OT will like this.

    The Wedding test


    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
  2. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is online now

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 1:43am) in reply to tshock43

    i suck. i can't help but read the end of any story b4 i start.

    pretty funny though :)
  3. Indianachris Indianachris is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 1:43am) in reply to tshock43

    Nope, never heard of this story before.
  4. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:12am) in reply to Indianachris

    loool that was funny
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:13am) in reply to tshock43

    old, but still awesome imo
  6. JackimusPrime JackimusPrime is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:14am) in reply to Waldo38

    I've heard it before, but still makes me laugh. I wonder if that ever really happened.
  7. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:20am) in reply to JackimusPrime

    That is Fucked Up
  8. 3kingme3 3kingme3 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:22am) in reply to tshock43

    This was actually a condom commercial
  9. jtslmn720 jtslmn720 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:27am) in reply to tshock43

    should have posted in bad beats
  10. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 2:29am) in reply to jtslmn720

    sooo how was the sister in the sack?
  11. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 3:35am) in reply to Camronius

    bareback ftw
  12. MookMonster MookMonster is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 3:40am) in reply to Stynsty71

    this is very old joke but good everytime!
  13. Faaantastic Faaantastic is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 3:43am) in reply to MookMonster

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j0sRwI9t24

    ^^^ trojan commercial for it.

    can someone embed, im clueless
  14. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 3:59am) in reply to Faaantastic

     
    Originally Posted by Faaantastic View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j0sRwI9t24

    ^^^ trojan commercial for it.

    can someone embed, im clueless

    <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8j0sRwI9t24&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8j0sRwI9t24&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8j0sRwI9t24&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>
  15. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    May 6th, 2009 (5/6/2009 4:04am) in reply to Stynsty71

    ok.
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