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  1. I don't really care about the girls, but I'd definently hook up with the guy on the left in the 1st pic
  2. the crazy has one hell of a crazy-eyes thing going on
  3. Ah yea man, she now has a tramp stamp of some botched cross and random letters on her wrist and ankles and shit. She lives in a log cabin in our suburb town (zero other houses like it)

    I think her family eats humans

    And to Shooter- you can PM me for those n00dz too ;)
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  4. ^^^thought the same exact thing Fou.

    Parker, you def made the guy OT calendar.



    Edit: SF awesome "wash up slut" i'm getting that put up in my kitchen immed.
  5. Does the size of my, uh, heh, does that count?

    If so I'm def out, not even within 7 inches close
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  6. i'd give it to all those girls except for that mexi big mouthed bass in the 2nd to last pic
  7. perfect picture for future photoshops :)

    bink!
  8. I think we can def work something out. You send me some n00dz, i send you some noods. We get drunk, make some mistakes and take nudes together.

    If we're lucky we can get DDD to join us
  9. That girl is 4'11 (truthfully) and is clearly not mexican. Do you mean 3 from the last?
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  10. OKOK, am working on my webcam now. This freakin superman costume doesn't fit like it did in 3rd grade

    But maybe that's a good thing?
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  11. HAHA!
  12. nope, i'd probably give it to 3rd from last. definitely 2nd from last... mexi or not she scares me. but i'm sure she's very nice
  13. Ahhh yea I think her face got a bit distorted when I shrunk the pic. She is OK, nice enough I guess (gf's old roomate) Needs a little bench to get into bed, but its a sensitive subject
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  15. Yikes, stalker o rly?
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  16. photobucket ftw
  17. lol noob
  18. I would prefer that no one post any pictures of her or her friends...
    If I am going to post pics, I think it's fair to be in control of what is shown and what is not shown
    TY
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  19. dparker, you are aware of Shannon's Law, right?

    Shannon's Law is an age-old adage in OT culture that broadly states any pictures posted of a hot girlfriend will be immediately right-clicked and saved by over 50% of OTers. Those pictures will then be randomly distributed throughout the forum over the next year and provide endless masturbation material for all those who cross its path. Shannon's Law also states that the source of said photographs (Photobucket album, Facebook) will be compromised and exploited at OT's discretion.

    (Not to be confused with McLaughlin's Law, which states any photograph you choose to make public to OT will be relentlessly photoshopped with no concern for your well being.)

    Shannon's Law was created in 2005 by the scientist Clark C. Breath (also known as "clizzark"). In his revolutionary work, the late clizzark hypothesized that once a picture makes its way into OT, it is from that point on rightful ownership of anyone who chooses to save it. Named after MUPokerPlayer's famous wife Shannon, the law first made its way into popular culture on August of 2005, when clizzark responded to a post by MUPokerPlayer with the famous words:

    "I know for a fact that picture of Shannon has been posted before... Trust me, I have it saved to my hard drive."
  20. ^^

    LOL really funny.

    good pics.
  21. How much for one night with your asian lady friend. seriously, I'll pay a grand
  22. Nice one Giga
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  24. HOLD THE PHONE...

    clizzark's dead???
     
  25. i like the bunny in white,,
    she looks like a riot in bed =)
  26. If you're into fat chicks...
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  27. i dont get a fuck as long as i can get my noodle wet,
    plus i think she will probably smell like swamp twat,
    you know the good stink..
    your driving away smelling yoru fingers in utter disgust...
    BUT
    no matter what you do you cant stop whiffing that decaying scent..
    mwhahahagwhaghwgamwhajawgwa
  28. Huh?
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