Week 6 Power rankings, I did not attach any comments but did include email from sweetness.

1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New York Giants
3. Chicago Bears
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Houston Texans
6. Green Bay Packers
7. New England Patriots
8. Denver Broncos
9. Seattle Seahawks
10. San Francisco 49ers
11. Minnesota Vikings
12. Arizona Cardinals
13. Philadelphia Eagles
14. Washington Redskins
15. San Diego Chargers
16. Miami Dolphins
17. Detroit Lions
18. Dallas Cowboys
19. Cincinnati Bengals
20. New York Jets
21. New Orleans Saints
21. Pittsburgh Steelers
23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. Buffalo Bills
25. St. Louis Rams
26. Indianapolis Colts
27. Carolina Panthers
28. Oakland Raiders
29. Tennessee Titans
30. Cleveland Browns
31. Jacksonville Jaguars
32. Kansas City Chiefs

Im so listening to that in the gym today. Im not going to lie, I may
shed a tear. Or get a boner.. either way, I will feel good about myself
at the end of the day. You can never value women or kids in great
detail. We just had a girl kill herself out here because she got prego
by another guy here. (she was married w/ 4 kids). I mean, pretty
selfish right. Could she not have just walked up and down the barracks
and let everyone fuck her first. As far as the Cardinals write up,
don't even put one. They don't even deserve the words that come out of
our mouth. Im about to treat them like my STDs and just start ignoring
them until they grow back. We got a hungry third string running back
that gets a chance to show his stuff since #1 and #2 are down. He runs
14 carries for 75 yards and wasn't in on any of the key possessions in
the 4th qtr or overtime. You may think he was hurt, but nope.
Whisenhunt said it was Howlings turn in the rotation. Well fucker throw
me in the rotation then. Im sure I can manage 1 yard a carry. FML. I
think Whisenhunt is just racist. What the fuck did Aunt Jemima
Buttermilk ever do to him. At least you guys are having issues too, so
our teams can just implode together. Other than that, I need to get to
vegas soon man. All my hookers are probably fucking other Johns right
now as we speak. And that just aint cool cause you know they aint eating
the pussy like I do. I still don't have any porn out here since all the
websites are blocked and I didn't bring a laptop. So I basically just
google "big black asses", "cum on big black asses", "black girl camel
toes", and "black girl creampies" and just jack off to the google
images. Lastly, I gave a few of my Marines this powerpoint on retention
in the Marine Corps. Gave a lot of the positives. At the end I was
like, if you get out you are going to end up like this. And then posted
the pic of you passed out in the tub. I think they thought I just got
it off the internet. But yes folks, that is a real person ladies and
gentlemen.

 

Originally Posted by hooperzl

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Week 6 Power rankings, I did not attach any comments but did include an email from sweetness. Which I have not even read yet. Next post will include our individual rankings.[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]1[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Atlanta Falcons[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]2[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]New York Giants[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]3[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Chicago Bears[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]4[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Baltimore Ravens[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]5[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Houston Texans[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]6[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Green Bay Packers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]7[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]New England Patriots[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]8[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Denver Broncos[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]9[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Seattle Seahawks[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]10[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]San Francisco 49ers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]11[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Minnesota Vikings[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]12[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Arizona Cardinals[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]13[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Philadelphia Eagles[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]14[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Washington Redskins[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]15[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]San Diego Chargers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]16[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Miami Dolphins[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]17[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Detroit Lions[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]18[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Dallas Cowboys[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]19[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Cincinnati Bengals[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]20[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]New York Jets[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]21[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]New Orleans Saints[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]21[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Pittsburgh Steelers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]23[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Tampa Bay Buccaneers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]24[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Buffalo Bills[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]25[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]St. Louis Rams[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]26[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Indianapolis Colts[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]27[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Carolina Panthers[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]28[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Oakland Raiders[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]29[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Tennessee Titans[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]30[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Cleveland Browns[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]31[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Jacksonville Jaguars[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]32[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Kansas City Chiefs[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Sweetness/cardinals:[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Im so listening to that in the gym today. Im not going to lie, I may[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]shed a tear. Or get a boner.. either way, I will feel good about myself[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]at the end of the day. You can never value women or kids in great[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]detail. We just had a girl kill herself out here because she got prego[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]by another guy here. (she was married w/ 4 kids). I mean, pretty[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]selfish right. Could she not have just walked up and down the barracks[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]and let everyone fuck her first. As far as the Cardinals write up,[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]don't even put one. They don't even deserve the words that come out of[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]our mouth. Im about to treat them like my STDs and just start ignoring[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]them until they grow back. We got a hungry third string running back[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]that gets a chance to show his stuff since #1 and #2 are down. He runs[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]14 carries for 75 yards and wasn't in on any of the key possessions in[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]the 4th qtr or overtime. You may think he was hurt, but nope.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Whisenhunt said it was Howlings turn in the rotation. Well fucker throw[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]me in the rotation then. Im sure I can manage 1 yard a carry. FML. I[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]think Whisenhunt is just racist. What the fuck did Aunt Jemima[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Buttermilk ever do to him. At least you guys are having issues too, so[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]our teams can just implode together. Other than that, I need to get to[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]vegas soon man. All my hookers are probably fucking other Johns right[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]now as we speak. And that just aint cool cause you know they aint eating[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]the pussy like I do. I still don't have any porn out here since all the[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]websites are blocked and I didn't bring a laptop. So I basically just[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]google "big black asses", "cum on big black asses", "black girl camel[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]toes", and "black girl creampies" and just jack off to the google[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]images. Lastly, I gave a few of my Marines this powerpoint on retention[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]in the Marine Corps. Gave a lot of the positives. At the end I was[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]like, if you get out you are going to end up like this. And then posted[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]the pic of you passed out in the tub. I think they thought I just got[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]it off the internet. But yes folks, that is a real person ladies and[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]gentlemen.[/FONT][/SIZE]

Gold...and I'm with you on that whole "cumming on big black asses" thing.

So what's going on here fellas?

Wow. Well done, guys. Keep this up, and I'm sending out an emergency call to FWK to bring the old guard back.

lol @ these rankings. 49ers 10, below Seattle? Broncos 8? Ravens 4, above Texans? Just what in the fuck.

Pretty remarkable that you can have two teams with identical records ranked ahead of teams they're playing this week in which they're touchdown underdogs (Balt over Houston, Seattle over San Fran).

way to put 5 minutes into it hooper

Sorry first time posting images I fucked up.... But its fixed now.

I said I wasn't going to post commentary if someone else wants to they can... What do you expect I have been a lurker for 5 years now just figuring this shit out.

 

Originally Posted by hooperzl

Week 6 Power rankings, I did not attach any comments but did include email from sweetness.

1. Atlanta Falcons- Matt Ryan should win the Noble Peace prize because he single-handedly brought the world together to say the joke "Matt Ryan doesn't want the MVP" -NG

2. New York Giants -Giants blow out a superior team on the road? Omg. That's like so unheard of and whatnot. They better be careful or they'll have a home game in the playoffs. -NG

3. Chicago Bears -Cutler killed a kitten this week and ate its heart but hey guys that's just who cutler is, stop giving him such a hard time. -NG

4. Baltimore Ravens -When is a win not a win? That's when you luck out versus the cowboys and 3 of your 11 defensive starters go down to injury. Thank god Flacco is elite. On an unrelated note sean614 will be able to hang with his buddy in January. -NG

5. Houston Texans -It's okay no one expected you to go undefeated. But I worry how your dvda will be affected by this. -NG

6. Green Bay Packers -Hey yo randers, sup bro? -NG

7. New England Patriots -The Patriots are too low. I, on the behalf of the other rankers would like to implore you all to go fuck yourselves. -NG

8. Denver Broncos -Peyton Manning he tipped over the mold and all he does is win all all all he does is win some games. -NG

9. Seattle Seahawks -Hey yo amartin, sup bro? -NG

10. San Francisco 49ers -Who has got it better than you? The Giants, apparently. -NG

11. Minnesota Vikings -Christian pondered about black jesus instead of executing the red zone offense to score TD's. -NG

12. Arizona Cardinals- Losing to the Bills at home is like losing to the Bills at home. -NG

13. Philadelphia Eagles -Vick must have felt cozy and right at home as the Eagle's defense laid down and died like dogs in the 4th quarter.
-NG

14. Washington Redskins - Last year my faith was restored by Tim Tebow. This year my soul is being lead to salvation by Black Jesus. Now the NFL being on sundays makes so much more sense. -NG

15. San Diego Chargers -What more can you say about Norv Turner then what willy wonka said to charlie at the end of the tour? You lose, you get nothing, good day sir. -NG

16. Miami Dolphins -Ryan Tannehill looks like a solid quarterback. Excuse me as I punch myself in the tesicles to make sure this isn't a dream. Pinch? Heaven's no, the punch will prepare me for when they lose 4 straight and he throws 10 picks. -NG

17. Detroit Lions -Stafford forgets that a game is four quarters long. This is fine as we will soon forget about the Lions entirely. -NG

18. Dallas Cowboys -In the times when you can't count on romo romoing you can be assured garrett will garrett and balance is restored. -NG

19. Cincinnati Bengals -Remember when the Bengals made the playoffs, had momentum and were generally seen as having turned the ship? Me Either, you suck you ginger. -NG

20. New York Jets -Cromartie is the best offensive weapon the Jets have. Too bad refs want to stop his shine. -NG

21. New Orleans Saints -What has changed in greater amount: Payton's worth(up) or Drew Bree's(down)? -NG

21. Pittsburgh Steelers -I have a lot of respect for Mike Tomlin but I have a sneaking suspicion omar epps is presiding over the team this season. -NG

23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - If the Bucs had even a fraction of the Falcons' luck the NFC south would be entertaining this year but instead we have the comedy(panthers), the tragedy(saints), the heros(falcons) and the sidekicks(bucs) -NG

24. Buffalo Bills -You had a parlay? How cute. -NG

25. St. Louis Rams -2 for 5? They must call him greg the leg cuz he has a big dick not because he can hit long fgs. -NG

26. Indianapolis Colts -This was best said by saulgood "I guess you only cared about your coach with cancer for a week you fucking bums" -NG

27. Carolina Panthers -I appreciate the Panthers having a bye week so we didn't have to see Cam acting like a clown when he is down 3 tds. -NG

28. Oakland Raiders -You traded two firsts for Carson Palmer. Two. As in more than 1 but less than 3. Two as in the number of offensive tds you had in the game and two as in the number of wins you'll have at the end of the season. -NG

29. Tennessee Titans -I have nothing to say about the Titans. They are that unremarkable. -NG

30. Cleveland Browns - Congratulations on your first win of the season, let that excitement and hope build inside you like a fiery nova before ultimately being extinguished by the realization you still live in cleveland. -NG

31. Jacksonville Jaguars -Being consistent they were blown out by their bye week 24-3. NG

32. Kansas City Chiefs- Being consistent they were blown out by the bucs 38-10. -NG

The collective rankings with my commentary.

perfect

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

The collective rankings with my commentary.

well done, nice of you to join us this week! Ravens comment made me snorf some cherry pomegranate snapple into my nasal passages, but I managed not to actually leak.

Hooper drives the boat?

 

Originally Posted by marinersheep

lol @ these rankings. 49ers 10, below Seattle? Broncos 8? Ravens 4, above Texans? Just what in the fuck.

I believe the NFC is significantly better than the AFC and that is reflected in my top 5. In hindsight, the texans not cracking it is probably a slight overreaction to sunday they could easily slide into the 5 spot.

welp

Just wanted to thank the Juan Castillo Power Rankers for a job... done.

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