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weirdest place you've fallen asleep/passed out

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  1. HiFi HiFi is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:24pm)

    A spinoff from the "toilet snoozer" thread, got me thinking...

    Where's the weirdest place you've ever passed out or unintentionally fallen asleep?

    I fell asleep leaning up against a slot machine outside the Borgata poker room. It was after 15 hours of tournament play, I was waiting for a friend to finish up at his cash table, and dozed off without even realizing it.
  2. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:42pm) in reply to HiFi

    Strip club in Norman, OK. Probably the worst one I have ever seen or heard about. I think it's called Sugar's. They literally had three dancers; I don't think they had a full set of teeth between them. The hottest one looked like Steve Buscemi with terribly done fake boobs. They also only served 3.2 beer. Truly awful.
  3. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:49pm) in reply to HiFi

    1) A few weeks after graduating highschool I was interning during the day and getting drunk every night. One morning my mom woke me up at noon after I had failed to wake up for the internship. She found me passed out in my walk in closet. The closet had a dresser inside and I had somehow knocked it on its side and it acted as a blockade against the closet door, barring anyone from getting in. My mom said she was banging on the door and screaming at me for almost 20 mins before I responded. When I managed to stumble out the door, I was wearing khakis and a dress shirt but they were on backwards. There was also a disturbing yellowish stain in the corner of the closet...

    My only guess is that I woke up for work piss drunk wandered into the closet and got dressed only to piss in the corner and pass out knocking the dresser over in the process.

    2) Decided to take a bath after drinking a bottle of crown....

    3) Last week coming home from work I passed out on the metro and ended up 6 stops further than i needed to go
     
  4. MikeBing1 MikeBing1 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:54pm) in reply to HiFi

    Blackout drunk i passed out halfway up a ladder, trying to climb on a roof.... my buddies let me sleep about 5 minutes before they made me move...nice guys...
  5. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:58pm) in reply to HiFi

    you name it... ive probably slept there.

    Ive probably feel asleep more places then anyone.

    Some of my good ones are: Standing up in the middle of a caldisack with my head tucked into my sleeve. Ive slept on the sidewalk. On my mothers front lawn. In the first floor of an apartment building that was off limits and completely under construction.

    I could go on for hours.
  6. 1.21Gigawatts 1.21Gigawatts is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:59pm) in reply to HiFi

    Tijuana, Mexico.

    When I was 18 living in Los Angeles. It was my second time to TJ and I was still not prepared for everything that was about to take place. I don't remember the name of the bar but it was $8 to get in, all-you-can drink. And when you're 18 years old, you should not be allowed to enter a bar with an unlimited tab. You have no self-control when you're that young.

    I met some girl, hung out with her for awhile, then left my friends to go to another bar across the street to hang out with her some more. Next thing I know it's closing time and I'm sleeping in the corner on the floor getting woke up by a bouncer. I have no idea where I am or where any of my friends are at this point. So instead of looking for them, I follow the crowd back across the border and somehow have the sense to get a hotel room for $40 in San Ysidro, CA.

    The end of the night from the point I was woken up by the bouncer is really hazy in my memory. I don't remember walking across the border, or how my instincts led me in that directions (it's a 5-10 minute walk from the bars if I remember correctly). I don't remember getting the hotel room.

    So the next morning I wake up and am completely freaking out. It takes me about 20 minutes to gather myself and realize where I'm at and what happened. It was a little disappointing to be in this hotel room all by myself... instead of with two naked girls sleeping by my side. But at least I wasn't hurt or injured in what could have been a dangerous situation.

    So now for the tough part: I've got to get back home somehow. I assume my friends left me for dead. I'm stranded in a city 2 hours from where I live. I have no cell phone (it was 1999 at the time). I know about 20 total people in LA and have none of their phone numbers memorized - I had only been living in LA for two months at the time. All of my true family and friends are 2,200 miles away back home.

    I walk out of the hotel room and spot a Greyhound bus station right on the corner. I go up, buy a one-way ticket to LA, and 4.5 hours later, I'm home.

    Strangest night of my life. And also one of the best too - at least up until the point when I passed out.

    (funny sidenote: I somehow lost my shirt at some point in the night. When I woke up in the hotel room all I had was my t-shirt. I can vaguely remember that when the bouncer woke me up, all I was wearing was the t-shirt.)

    (funny sidenote II: When I got back to my place in LA, there was a note on my door. It read: "HEY DAVID WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHERE YOU ARE. CALL JOSE @ 443-XXX" I still have that note too. I saved it after all these years. I needed something to remind me of that night.)

    I did have a picture of me, my 5 friends, and the girl I met that night. It was one of those giant black-and-white pictures they take of you at the bar and costs $10. My friend bought it that night and later made a copy for me. It was a great pic. I ripped it up one day a few years later when I was mad :(
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:09pm) in reply to HiFi

    I've passed out in the stairwell of my apartment to get woken up by the cops 3 hours later, and in the elevator at Harrah's and no one bothered to wake me up for about 20 minutes. Not sure which is worse.
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:11pm) in reply to HiFi

    1) on a toilet, in a tuxedo, after a taking a shit, then puking between my legs while shitting, all while acting as the best man in my brother's wedding.

    2) my friends and I when we turned 21 took a trip to cincinnati from st. louis to watch a baseball game. got so wasted, passed out in the taxi on the way to the strip club. my friends and the cab driver (!) all went in to the strip club and left me passed out in the taxi.

    edit: lol, i knew there were more...

    3) tanning booth. mrs. mupp and i were trying to look pretty for our upcoming wedding and got tanning packages. after dinner one night at TGI Fridays, and after about 4-23oz beers, she wanted to go tanning. I obv fall asleep with the music blaring, and awaken, oh, about 20 minutes AFTER THE BED HAD SHUT OFF! Mrs. MUPP and the employee were hollering at me and banging on the door, and I finally woke up. she wasn't amused obv
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:12pm) in reply to El Burro

    "The hottest one looked like Steve Buscemi with terribly done fake boobs."

    LMAO
  10. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:17pm) in reply to MikeBing1

    lol that's pretty good
  11. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:19pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    on the broad street line...
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:22pm) in reply to 36crazyfists

    wp brag re having a closet bigger than most apartments immfo
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:22pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

    you did all that without pants? wp sir
  14. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 2:40pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    gulity as charged
     
  15. havocpoker havocpoker is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:43pm) in reply to HiFi

    Inside a speaker at a rave, the X was cut with H and I was out . . .
  16. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:47pm) in reply to HiFi

    Bench outside the elevator in The Hard Rock hotel, wasn't even my floor.
  17. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:47pm) in reply to havocpoker

    At a Guns n Roses / Metallica concert at the Orange bowl, this was obv a long time ago and I fell asleep mid GNR on the bleacher for a good 1/2 hr.
  18. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:48pm) in reply to havocpoker

    How does one manage to get inside a speaker?
     
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:52pm) in reply to HiFi

    got kicked out of the Taj once for falling asleep on a blackjack table at like 5am..
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 3:53pm) in reply to HiFi

    parking lot of Sapphires leaning against my friends car tire so he would not leave me. He still left me. wrong car
  21. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 4:00pm) in reply to HK_MP5N

    I once woke up in a russian mafia owned aparment in northern china.

    I was tucked in a bed between two barely clothed women (russian prostitutes no doubt) and there was another bed across the room with a dude and two chicks in it also and i recognized the dude (the russian gangster i met the night before) Everyone was trying to sleep and I just wanted to sneak out becuase i had NO CLUE how i got there.

    I didnt feel like I had gotten laid, and i was probably too drunk to do anything anyway. So while trying to put clothes on quietly, one of the girls in my bed woke up and smiled and kept saying what i thought was "Michael Jackson," (while pointing at me) and I tried to ask her "Where am I?" but she didnt seem to understand.

    I have no fucking clue what happened that night but I wasnt robbed or injured and somehow I impressed this hooker with a Michael Jackson impression maybe? I am a cleancut looking white dude, so there is no resemblence or anything.

    I may have been too drunk to remember/enjoy the greatest night of my life.

    To this day I am stumped, but it makes for a great story
  22. HiFi HiFi is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 4:16pm) in reply to Glo4m

    ...wow. vwp!
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  23. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 4:49pm) in reply to El Burro

    Pics or GTFO
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 5:10pm) in reply to havocpoker

    A bass bin sir not a speaker as bass bins are hollow and allow for ample room to sit in and deal with all the special k you have tooted
  25. otherdog otherdog is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 5:28pm) in reply to HiFi

    I used to drive a bus. Took a church group to Yankee stadium to see the Pope. Yup, fell asleep. Guess I know what my destiny is.

    Also slept during a Blue Oyster Cult concert.
  26. OSUBucks42 OSUBucks42 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 6:58pm) in reply to otherdog

    ^so did you quit driving buses a week ago?
  27. otherdog otherdog is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 7:03pm) in reply to OSUBucks42

    Nah, quit driving the bus 25 years ago. The Pope was there in the '80s.
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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 7:16pm) in reply to otherdog

    really? so all the popes love yankee stadium. i hope they like the new one.
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