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Well Atleast He Didn't Get Tasered

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  1. StringerBell StringerBell is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:46pm)

    Once more and we officially have a trend.



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  2. JON STAMOZ JON STAMOZ is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:47pm) in reply to StringerBell

    snipers are the only answer
  3. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:49pm) in reply to StringerBell

    The Philadelphian judge gives him a 10.
  4. Trav04 Trav04 is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:49pm) in reply to StringerBell

    wish i had abs like that.... sigh
  5. baughman baughman is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:50pm) in reply to JON STAMOZ

    is there such a thing as a sniper rifle tazer? Have a few swat guys around the edges. As soon as one goes on the field. POP! Seems you got to get to close with regular tazers.
  6. DoubleS00ted DoubleS00ted is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:51pm) in reply to StringerBell

    Sick juke moves though.
  7. 3kingme3 3kingme3 is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:52pm) in reply to DoubleS00ted

     
    Originally Posted by DoubleS00ted View Post

    Sick juke moves though.

    lol this was my first thought
  8. (oIo) (oIo) is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:53pm) in reply to DoubleS00ted

    noob. a pro wears cleats.
  9. number1pen number1pen is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 10:58pm) in reply to (oIo)

    This is prob the most exciting thing of any baseball game, i hope they dont fuck ppl like this over, if theres 10-15 a year without anyone getting hurt, its all good
     
  10. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 11:01pm) in reply to StringerBell

    guy in the darker blue had his ankles straight broken scoot chapman-like cuts

  11. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 11:04pm) in reply to StringerBell

    I was at a game a few years ago where a girl who was like 8 ran onto the field and right to Jose Reyes and hugged him. He stood there with his hands in the air until security carried her out.

    Was pretty funny.
  12. StringerBell StringerBell is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 11:19pm) in reply to StringerBell

    lol I'm on another forum and a poster knows this guy. This is dude's facebook wall right now:





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  13. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 11:30pm) in reply to StringerBell

    Like a fucking White Barry Sanders. Kids got that meth look in his eye
  14. DoubleS00ted DoubleS00ted is offline

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    May 15th, 2010 (5/15/2010 11:43pm) in reply to StringerBell

    Dude even high steps after he jukes.. that guy is my hero.
  15. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    May 16th, 2010 (5/16/2010 12:22am) in reply to DoubleS00ted

    I think the home team every game should randomly pick a fan from the stands who looks like they would do this if called upon.
    Announce his seat number over the speaker and put him up on the monitor. At this moment it's the fans duty to bust onto the field from wherever he is. Don't give away his/her location other than a closeup so security has no idea where he is coming from.
    at the end of the year they have a playoff of previous runners determined by the top ten who stayed untackled the longest. The winner gets free season tickets and a trip to Disneyworld.
    any unoffical runners get tasered automatically to keep it under control from wannabes.
    oh and Richard Dawson can host the playoffs. If he is still alive. If not Arnold can do it.
    yes gambling should be instantly available when they flash the runners pic.
    yes, cleats are acceptable gear. Although security will be allowed to use night sticks if you have cleats. Your choice! Go!
  16. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    May 16th, 2010 (5/16/2010 1:07am) in reply to skisteve

    Ski Steve Rapes good ideas
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    May 16th, 2010 (5/16/2010 1:08am) in reply to StringerBell

    `my cousin's brother tried that once at our province's cricket match. he got caned so fkn hard bro
     
  18. DBQB4873 DBQB4873 is offline

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    May 16th, 2010 (5/16/2010 1:11am) in reply to FLB-PUNKER

    he has nice abs
  19. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    May 16th, 2010 (5/16/2010 3:41pm) in reply to FLB-PUNKER

     
    Originally Posted by FLB-PUNKER View Post

    Ski Steve Rapes good ideas

    Thanks bro, it's all about the ratings my friend.
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