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  1. As I'm sure some of you have read, a lot of the big winning 'professional poker' types have been doing these wells. Well, I think i have a lot of sage advice to dish out, so feel free to ask away. Lemme intro this by giving those of you who don't know me a brief background into who I am and how my journey in the online poker world has gone thus far.

    Well like ne1 else i started with the whole moneymaker boom, yada yada yada. My first big win came on March 18, 2007 when I took down the $150 +13 on FullTiltPoker for $13,500.00. Soon thereafter I took down the $30+3rebuy on pokerstars and finished 2nd in the $20+2rebuy on the same night, winning almost $8,000. This was followed shortly by a win on FullTilt which netted me $5,500. A win in the nightly $100k on PokerStars earned me $29,000.

    <SPAN> At this point in my short career I was on top of the world, my confidence was ultra high, and I felt I could do no wrong, but alas I had my vices. A couple of my friends and I in highschool (to name a few that are familiar faces in the p5s community crzysavage and Nick "agriffrod" Mitchell) would always do stupid shit, get high drink etc. But one thing in particular really started a problem in my life, huffing..more specifically huffing the fumes given off by Axe deodorant spray cans. It started out pretty harmless but it began to become an everyday thing for me and crzysavage. It got to the point where my day consisted of waking up, huffing an axe can, passing out, rinse and repeat....UP TO 30 CANS A DAY!!! Yea i know, pretty pathetic, huh. Well Ive been in and out of rehab since then and I can proudly say I have not taken a shot out of an Axe can in nearly 4 months!!!
    </SPAN>

    So yea thats pretty much it i believe i can answer a lot of questions in reference to battling a harsh addiction like this and am also very knowledgeable on how things like this can negatively affect ones life and also poker game. Ask Away OT!
     
  2. I was waiting for someone insignificant to do this...

    Did you prefer the Phoenix or the Apollo? Also, have you thought of trying just a sweet taste of the Chocolate for shits?
  3. 1. Have u ever sucked dick for a case of axe cans?
    2. Are you ready to make nice?

    3. Are you mad as hell?

    4. Why is Nick Mitchell such a csff?
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  4. What was your favorite Axe "flavor"?
  5. toenail clippers or teeth?
  6. Is your favorite Oriole Aubrey Huff?
  7. for cutting wrists: metal on top of a tennis ball can or soup can?
  8. flounder or hen?
  9. Any advice for rooming w/ Nick for a week (other than sleep on my back)?

    Also, whats ur opinion on Gressard's sister and do u think they have a future together?
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  10. how many marbles can you hold in one hand?
  11. was it your armpits or breath that smelled worse after the axe - binge?
     
  12.  
    Originally Posted by dipthrong View Post

    1. Have u ever sucked dick for a case of axe cans?

    - i mean.. never for axe.
    2. Are you ready to make nice?
    - no
    3. Are you mad as hell?
    - yes
    4. Why is Nick Mitchell such a csff?
    -self explanatory

     
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  13. which costs more?? huffing 30 cans a day of axe or smokin an eigth do u believe huffing is what gives u ur poker edge? have u won more in the last 4 months then the amount u won while huffing?? who do u like more pokerjamers, crzysavage, or agriffrod?? do u remember brad tolliver? do u remember talking in friend chat rooms with jamers,crzy b4 I even played poker?
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  14.  
    Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311 View Post

    What was your favorite Axe "flavor"?

    - essense

     
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  15.  
    Originally Posted by cmkpics View Post

    toenail clippers or teeth?

    - why wouldnt you just put both questions in the same post?

     
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  16. i just failed outa school and have to get the fk outa NC. I love it but yadayada parents are not too proud and i don't feel like being aroudn friends and family that are gonna say "can't believe you failed outa college".

    1. can i come live with you.

    2. how much $ to tell me my leaks.

    3. can we huff axe together

    4. what's it like in ur town?

    5. how close are u to the nearest casino
     
  17.  
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    Any advice for rooming w/ Nick for a week (other than sleep on my back)?

    Also, whats ur opinion on Gressard's sister and do u think they have a future together?

    sleeping on your back just gives him prime access to your package, which never turns out well, ask kyle about that.

    babygressy is her own person.. she's a free soul that won't just go with the flow if she's not about it... that being said, fatgressy is fat, so he'll take any ass he can get. I think they would make a cute couple, if and only if babygressy isn't fitna hook up with me.
     
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  18.  
    Originally Posted by I_Blade_U View Post

    which costs more?? huffing 30 cans a day of axe or smokin an eigth do u believe huffing is what gives u ur poker edge? have u won more in the last 4 months then the amount u won while huffing?? who do u like more pokerjamers, crzysavage, or agriffrod?? do u remember brad tolliver? do u remember talking in friend chat rooms with jamers,crzy b4 I even played poker?

    smoking weed is for fucking faggots, so i wouldnt know.. real men huff.

    i haven't been huffing for about 4 months.. coincidentally i haven't been winning for 4 months.

    i fucking hate pokerjamers, i borderline hate crzsyavage, im impartial to agriffrod, and i love babygressy.

    I remember brad tolliver, but he changed his sn and he's more of a ff than mark herm.

    i do, and those were good times, where i didnt have bad friends, like i do now.
     
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  19. i have thoughts..and unfortunately they dont all come at the same time
  20.  
    Originally Posted by Appst08 View Post

    i just failed outa school and have to get the fk outa NC. I love it but yadayada parents are not too proud and i don't feel like being aroudn friends and family that are gonna say "can't believe you failed outa college".

    1. can i come live with you.

    2. how much $ to tell me my leaks.

    3. can we huff axe together

    4. what's it like in ur town?

    5. how close are u to the nearest casino

    You know, the first thing is its important to realize failing doesnt make you a failure... what it does is teach you a life experience, and an important one at that. I will follow this up with a quick story.

    There was once a man named Gressy. He once put his dick in Anbessy. They had a lot of fun, and then came a son, who sucked more dick than deluca. They hadn't a clue, when he swallowed a shoe, and followed it up with sambuca.

    This is a real story that happened to a good friend of mine, and he'll never be the same, for the good, though.

    The rest is pretty self explanatory.
     
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  21. How cool was it hanging with me in vegas?
  22. ummmm what is huffing????
  23. True Gentleman.....no cheating.......GO!
  24. is it easier to find someone to suck dick for money or for a case of axe?
  25.  
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    Any advice for rooming w/ Nick for a week (other than sleep on my back)?

    Also, whats ur opinion on Gressard's sister and do u think they have a future together?

    Pretty sure Nick is the one who needs to sleep on his back! Happy Holidays!
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  26. have you ever been sexually arosed by a kid size robotic horse?

    if so, did you hit it?
  27.  
    Originally Posted by gank View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    Any advice for rooming w/ Nick for a week (other than sleep on my back)?

    Also, whats ur opinion on Gressard's sister and do u think they have a future together?

    Pretty sure Nick is the one who needs to sleep on his back! Happy Holidays!

    Wow Brett how long did it take u to think of that sick comeback? Or is Nick writing jokes for u now?

    Ah screw it, it's Christmas, I'll let u have ur moment. Good job and happy holidays (unless Nick wrote the joke in which case happy holidays Brett and go suck a pine cone Nick).
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  29. why did you copy my first name?

    not cool imo
  30. Hey BPV3 thanks a lot for doing this, i've been a fan for a long time. 1. do you remember huffing your first can of axe and was it the most exciting thing you had ever tasted? 2. what is the best drug to be on while playing poker on the internet? 3. how many people total have watched you have sex? 4. where is your favorite place to go grocery shopping? 5. when are your poker training videos going to become available for the public? 6. when are you going back to vegas? 7. how did you meet an internet poker legend like pokerjamers? 8.. if you want to win do you have to gamble? Your answers will be highly anticipated and appreciated thank you kindly BPV3

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